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Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 10:07 AM
Good.

Sup?

Sad, little man
March 9th, 2015, 10:52 AM
Yes, yes I do forget it.

Hi, how's it going?

Kchrpm
March 9th, 2015, 11:10 AM
Which one?

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 12:02 PM
Yes, yes I do forget it.

Hi, how's it going?


Which one?
I bought new Pumas again.

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/7b95337db50e8ee13456b0d2e0128a1b.jpg

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/254975cab7ec16a5fbe896ceadd4e1b4.jpg

I've been up to some really hilarious hijinks on the internet, I'm about to maybe get banned on another forum for posting a pic of some girl's mom, I thought it was another girl's mom and now the one girl who's mom it really is is mad.

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/bbde87828a25551757edb7ffd634185a.jpg

I don't get it, bitch is foine.

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 12:03 PM
I cause several four hundred replies threads every day, it's pretty hilarious. Heavy duty internet drama lol.

Kchrpm
March 9th, 2015, 12:07 PM
Congratulations on being an internet shitstain, it's what you've always wanted.

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 12:11 PM
Congratulations on being an internet shitstain, it's what you've always wanted.

:)

My PS3 is dirty and I have to take it apart again so I have nothing to do but walk the dog and post on forums and do other dope shit.

Also a bunch of them want to move to Canada and pay for my life. It's pretty sweet, I'm going to get so laid.

Then probably murder suicide. Stay tuned.

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 12:12 PM
I might take up being a pimp as a hobby just for fun.

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 12:49 PM
Does everyone else read curbside classic or any other good car blogs?

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 01:20 PM
I got banned for a month. Wow.

21Kid
March 9th, 2015, 04:14 PM
:erm:

speedpimp
March 9th, 2015, 04:20 PM
Looks like somebody's been partaking in the wacky tobaccy again.

Fast As Possible
March 9th, 2015, 04:26 PM
Looks like somebody's been partaking in the wacky tobaccy again.
"again"

Jason
March 10th, 2015, 02:45 AM
I have not a clue who the hell you are.

Fast As Possible
March 10th, 2015, 03:02 AM
I have not a clue who the hell you are.

Oh yeah? Well I know you. I know your face. :random: + glasses = you.

Fast As Possible
March 10th, 2015, 03:06 AM
Here are a few hints:

I'm Canadian
I have a reputation as an insane person.
Nobody likes me.

I'm not DelSolMan or Kellen.

Yw-slayer
March 10th, 2015, 05:31 AM
psssst, Jason, it's mayorbill.

Crazed_Insanity
March 10th, 2015, 08:04 AM
Well...

I'm American, but chinese looking
I am insane.
Nobody likes me more.

I'm not Fast As Possible or mayorbill.

tigeraid
March 10th, 2015, 08:21 AM
As a Canadian, I wish to welcome you to our community.

But mostly I'm just curious as to where this is going.

Fast As Possible
March 10th, 2015, 08:27 AM
As a Canadian, I wish to welcome you to our community.

But mostly I'm just curious as to where this is going.

Do you still do model cars? I might need my 69 Big Bad Orange AMX restored. :o

speedpimp
March 10th, 2015, 02:09 PM
Well...

I'm American, but chinese looking
I am insane.
Nobody likes me more.

I'm not Fast As Possible or mayorbill.

But you may be guynamedjohn.

Fast As Possible
March 10th, 2015, 03:42 PM
But you may be guynamedjohn.

:lol:

Fast As Possible
March 11th, 2015, 09:51 AM
Permabanned from http://offtopic.com :)

novicius
March 11th, 2015, 09:54 AM
Why? :erm:


Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Oh. :rolleyes:

Fast As Possible
March 11th, 2015, 10:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nSK3UeK.jpg

I really don't want to repost the stuff from over there and I really would rather none of you who may be OTers go look at it so you don't think I'm a complete nutjob... but if you do just remember I love everyone on GTX and consider you family. :)

novicius
March 11th, 2015, 12:31 PM
It was a rhetorical "why" -- I don't need to know.

FaultyMario
March 11th, 2015, 12:35 PM
:snap:

Fast As Possible
March 11th, 2015, 12:56 PM
It was a rhetorical "why" -- I don't need to know.

I know. :squint:

Fast As Possible
March 11th, 2015, 03:01 PM
My dad tried to kill me earlier today but I called the cops and everything is fine now. He punched me in the face and stole my weed. :) Stay tuned.

SkylineObsession
March 11th, 2015, 06:55 PM
:twitch:

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 10:12 AM
Banned from another forum today. :)

Well not banned, they have a 'children's play area' I've been sent to lmao.

21Kid
March 13th, 2015, 11:13 AM
:erm: Why are you bragging about it? No one here condones that kind of behavior.

Sorry about your dad though. :eek:

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 11:20 AM
I'm not bragging about it, I'm just venting and maybe someone will find it entertaining since it doesn't involve anyone here so you can just point and laugh at me and my stupid life with no consequences.

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 11:20 AM
You guys should set up a PO box and I'll pay for it so when I end up in prison I can handwrite threads about cars I see guards driving in the parking lot from my cell window.

FaultyMario
March 13th, 2015, 12:33 PM
I bet that hypothetical cell will be larger than your comfort zone.

speedpimp
March 13th, 2015, 12:35 PM
But that hypothetical cell will be smaller than his cell mate's cock.

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 12:52 PM
Neither of those posts make sense.

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 12:55 PM
Maybe I took too much robitussin and benedryl so nothing makes sense.

speedpimp
March 13th, 2015, 03:11 PM
Dude, if it weren't for me this conversation would be between you and yourself, which is probably just like every other convo you have.

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 05:22 PM
Dude, if it weren't for me this conversation would be between you and yourself, which is probably just like every other convo you have.

I talk to a lot of real actual people.

I think it's confusing, knowing that I know your history, and how you spent the late 80s and early 90s, that you're judging me.

speedpimp
March 13th, 2015, 05:53 PM
I'm not judging you, Bill. Frankly I couldn't care less.

FaultyMario
March 13th, 2015, 08:01 PM
I am. My self-righteousness gives me pleasure.

Edit:
It doesn't look or sound good to go public about something someone told you in confidence.
It just shows you're not trustworthy. It just shows you don't give shit about people in order to get your way.
People like that piss me the fuck off.

Have a good night.

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 09:44 PM
I am. My self-righteousness gives me pleasure.

Edit:
It doesn't look or sound good to go public about something someone told you in confidence.
It just shows you're not trustworthy. It just shows you don't give shit about people in order to get your way.
People like that piss me the fuck off.

Have a good night.
You're probably right, which is part of the reason I'm so honest about it, beacuse it honestly wracks me with guilt and I feel like if I tell everyone what a piece of shit I am, I can never get away with anything, can I? I think that's why the supervillains reveal their plan to the hero, because really they want to be stopped.

There have been many instances where I have publicly threatened to kill people just so that I could never do it because I know people saw me threaten the person, I get it out of my system and then it's known, and if they get killed I'm probably fucked so I can never really do anything. Sometimes painting yourself into a corner is the best thing for everyone.



P.s. I appreciate your frank honesty.

It doesn't always work! :angry: I treat some people like total shit and they come back for more, however I know I'm not totally bad because I cut them loose before I take too much advantage.

FaultyMario
March 13th, 2015, 10:39 PM
The problem is not your parents or the drugs or the codependents you hang out with.


Why bother (us)?

Fast As Possible
March 13th, 2015, 10:57 PM
Why anything?

(that was a rhetorical question, it is my answer)

FaultyMario
March 13th, 2015, 11:05 PM
No, it wasn't rhetorical. It was a direct question.

Why do you come here with your self loathing? Help has been offered in the past, you didn't give a shit; Arms have been thrown open, you flip them off. What's the point? What do you hope to achieve?
It's pretty clear you're comfortable with the stuff that goes on in your life, it's a non-issue to you. Why bring it up? You think people still care when you see them as an audience to your performance?

Dicknose
March 14th, 2015, 02:44 AM
Instead of being honest about the shit you do, how about stop doing shit.
One of those things can be to stop posting here about the shit you do.

Fast As Possible
March 14th, 2015, 08:59 AM
No, it wasn't rhetorical. It was a direct question.

Why do you come here with your self loathing? Help has been offered in the past, you didn't give a shit; Arms have been thrown open, you flip them off. What's the point? What do you hope to achieve?
It's pretty clear you're comfortable with the stuff that goes on in your life, it's a non-issue to you. Why bring it up? You think people still care when you see them as an audience to your performance?


Instead of being honest about the shit you do, how about stop doing shit.
One of those things can be to stop posting here about the shit you do.

Just laugh at me and don't think about it too much.

If you want me to shut up post about video games in the arcade more. :) and post car sightings in the open road. I promise I'd rather post about that.

Fast As Possible
March 14th, 2015, 09:10 AM
http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/0ec59d0ef16976b20965edd892a11a4f.jpg

I need tigeraid to restore my car.

Fast As Possible
March 14th, 2015, 10:29 AM
Why bother (us)?

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/25a72b139b72442b270fbade694373d9.jpg

tigeraid
March 16th, 2015, 11:36 AM
wat.

I'm kinda out of the scale modeling business now anyway. :p

Fast As Possible
March 16th, 2015, 06:25 PM
:(

The windows are all yellow, a few mirrors and wipers and a sidepipe are missing and the rear axle is sort of broken. :|

tigeraid
March 17th, 2015, 05:55 AM
In some cases, future floor polish can be used on polystyrene windows to clear that up. Is that the Johan kit, or the old Revell snap-tite?

Fast As Possible
March 17th, 2015, 11:55 AM
In some cases, future floor polish can be used on polystyrene windows to clear that up. Is that the Johan kit, or the old Revell snap-tite?

It's die cast.

It has spinning wheels and a working steering wheel/sterring rack.

Says ERTL 263 of 3750 on the bottom and Daimler Chrysler Corporation.







Thinking about the fact that it may be some rare collectible makes me feel bad I let it go to shit. :(

tigeraid
March 18th, 2015, 10:01 AM
Not really fixable then, you can't really find parts for diecasts.

Fast As Possible
March 18th, 2015, 07:01 PM
Meh. Doesn't matter now, I got kicked out of my house. :)

Fast As Possible
March 18th, 2015, 07:03 PM
Please don't reply to this.


I'm done, I'm not going through this shit again. I wish they had arrested me so I could just go live in prison where I belong, but I can't even get arrested in this town.

I'm going to kill myself. I don't like this world. I'm homeless, I don't have my lovely dog, I don't have any money or any friends and I don't want to participate anymore.

The359
March 18th, 2015, 10:41 PM
That turned out as expected from the start.

novicius
March 19th, 2015, 07:21 AM
Jacking into the Big Black is never the answer, Bill. Seek help, bud. #peace

Fast As Possible
March 20th, 2015, 04:58 AM
That turned out as expected from the start.


Jacking into the Big Black is never the answer, Bill. Seek help, bud. #peace
I hear you and I was rash but I don't think its going to harm your delicate sensibilities. I'm going to put it off but I'm actually really sick and I decided I'm not going to be 40. So you probably get to enjoy me for another 10 years lmao.

Fast As Possible
March 20th, 2015, 05:00 AM
Also society blows. Too many open marriages and pedos on the planet for my taste. Sorry if that offends but idgaf.

novicius
March 20th, 2015, 06:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0Ahh3UxbM

FaultyMario
March 20th, 2015, 07:18 AM
I don't think that encouragement really helps him, Novi.

Bill's in obvious dire mental health, and by jumping up and down he wants people to say 'look, that guy is jumping up and down, #sofunny!' as a way to hide the fact that he can't get to grips with on his life.

The moment he steps out of his comfort zone, is the day the good vibes people from this forum have sent his way will maybe find an address. What his CZ is, only he knows it, I just don't think he is ready to put one foot out.

sandydandy
March 20th, 2015, 08:34 AM
So you probably get to enjoy me for another 10 years lmao. Lucky us.


I don't think that encouragement really helps him, Novi.

Bill's in obvious dire mental health, and by jumping up and down he wants people to say 'look, that guy is jumping up and down, #sofunny!' as a way to hide the fact that he can't get to grips with on his life.

The moment he steps out of his comfort zone, is the day the good vibes people from this forum have sent his way will maybe find an address. What his CZ is, only he knows it, I just don't think he is ready to put one foot out. True say. Could be mental illness...or it could be that he's just pissed off at the world. And for what?

FaultyMario
March 20th, 2015, 08:50 AM
His writing comes off as depressed.
What's it called, acute depressive episode?

The359
March 20th, 2015, 01:27 PM
I'm going to put it off

That turned out as expected from the start.

Fast As Possible
March 20th, 2015, 03:43 PM
I am severely bipolar and when I run out of weed I get manic and depressed at the same time, and I get migranes and they piss me off. I am a really fast talker, I'm hyper and I move around a lot. My memory is garbage.

Fast As Possible
March 21st, 2015, 06:23 AM
Btw I live in a homeless shelter now and my roommate is gorgeous. :o

Fast As Possible
March 22nd, 2015, 06:20 AM
My dad just called me and said my mom either drank or dumped three of his bottles of methadone. He's callinig the police right now. I hope they find my dog and they find my mom so I can kill her.

Fast As Possible
March 22nd, 2015, 06:21 AM
If my dog is missing I'm literally going to grab my mother by the head and snap her neck.

Fast As Possible
March 22nd, 2015, 06:57 AM
My mom ended up in the hospital after leaving the dog with firemen at the fire hall. She's being returned to my dad. :) Hug your pets right now for me please.

Fast As Possible
March 22nd, 2015, 06:57 AM
Fuck my life though for real. I got a ton of free clothes yesterday though.

speedpimp
March 22nd, 2015, 08:05 AM
So if you're truly bipolar then why aren't you taking meds prescribed by a doctor instead of just self medicating with herb?

Fast As Possible
March 22nd, 2015, 08:59 AM
So if you're truly bipolar then why aren't you taking meds prescribed by a doctor instead of just self medicating with herb?

I'm a scientologist rasta.

21Kid
March 25th, 2015, 06:07 PM
I bought new Pumas again.
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My PS3 is dirty and I have to take it apart again so I have nothing to do but walk the dog and post on forums and do other dope shit.
Wow, they have some nice homeless shelters in Canada.
Oh... :|

I've been up to some really hilarious hijinks on the internet, I'm about to maybe get banned on another forum for posting a pic of some girl's mom, I thought it was another girl's mom and now the one girl who's mom it really is is mad.
I cause several four hundred replies threads every day, it's pretty hilarious. Heavy duty internet drama lol.
I got banned for a month. Wow.
Permabanned from offtopic.com :)
Banned from another forum today. :)
Well not banned, they have a 'children's play area' I've been sent to lmao.
I wouldn't take anything he says seriously. :smh:

Rare White Ape
March 26th, 2015, 12:59 AM
Stop it! Let him rant.

This thread is funnier if you let him go without your interjections.

Fast As Possible
March 26th, 2015, 05:04 AM
Wow, they have some nice homeless shelters in Canada.
Oh... :|

I wouldn't take anything he says seriously. :smh:

If you want to go do your research and talk to Xerq who runs http://xerq.io or just look at this thread:

https://xerq.io/threads/520821-I-hit-some-guy-in-the-head-with-his-own-bike-lock

I've only been in a shelter for like a week and a half, my dad and I are getting along now but the building will evict him if I move back.

Believe what you want. I was in a homeless shelter for 3 months last year. I mean, I'm the most baller cat at the homeless shelter with a my laptop, phone, several pairs of pumas, multiple leather jackets, my razor scooter, etc. etc.