Should I move to Australia?

[Rare White Ape]

If the wildlife doesn't get you, our biggest killers are heart disease and cancer.

Would you really want to live in a place like that?

[KillerB]

I'd do it if I could. My little overseas adventure got scuttled due to geopolitics and oil prices.

[Kchrpm]

Well you did have your arm around Angela White,who just happens to be Australian......

Guess who told me I should move to Australia

[speedpimp]

Watch out for "bikies", they seem to roam the streets in unruly packs attacking people at random. For some reason the Aussie guvmint doesn't seem to care enough to do anything about them.

Also it seems like Aussie would be the perfect place for a kangaroo court.

[George]

Watch out for "bikies", they seem to roam the streets in unruly packs attacking people at random.

This thread has gone on far too long not to have at least one Mad Max reference.

[LHutton]

Good weather, I'd go.

[Dicknose]

Come and visit.
Have a holiday (we don't say vacation) see the sights, meet the people, enjoy the weather, survive the deadly creatures.

Offer open to one and all, come down and we will throw some kangaroo on the barbie.

[Godson]

So seriously...


What the fuck does a kangaroo taste like?

[LHutton]

Like a really burnt fucking deer.

[Yobbo NZ]

Or come to Central Victoria,where some Mad Max stuff was filmed,dodge kangaroos while doing 110km/h,suffer in 42 degree heat in summer,try running from brown snakes in bare feet on dry grass,oh and visit our wonderful lake.