If you would like to register as a new user, submit your user details (see below) to the admin.

You can thank the endless stream of attempted spam accounts for this.

You'll need to submit at a minimum:
Requested user name
A valid email address for the confirmation email
The name of the third forum from the top of the page

If you don't see a confirmation email after a while, or receive any other communication from me, check your spam folder!