Cover her in peanut butter and let nature take its course?
Cover her in peanut butter and let nature take its course?
Just greet her with a hand held camera when she gets home. At first she'll be wondering what's up but after that the story will write itself.
Yes! This is excellent news!
Soon! For now though he's on his way - https://flightaware.com/live/flight/VOZ223
I told Apollo, he's very excited for you:
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Here he is! Max, my new best friend.
The missus gets home in about three or four hours - she is going to die