To everyone:
I hope you have a suitably merry and inebriated Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) with your closest loved ones and that you all got or gave some excellent Christmas blowjobs when you woke up, along with some sweet video game swag as gifts.
Also, fuck 2016, fuck Brexit, fuck Trump, fuck the terrible abundance of celebrity deaths, and fuck what's happening in Syria. Let's call and end to all that right now and bring on 2017!
Love youse all
Mick