You piece of $h|t

[sandydandy]

No, I am your father, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

Coffee's for closers, you piece of shit.

[GB]

No, I am your father, you piece of shit.

I kind of like it like this better:

DV: No, *I* am your father.
Luke: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
DV: Search your feelings... you KNOW it to be true.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

[Crazed_Insanity]

Okay, these quotes may need to change the rules a bit to make it more realistic...

"Do or do not. There's no try, piece of shit you are!"

"E.....T.......phone............home.....you poop!"

[sandydandy]

I kind of like it like this better:

DV: No, *I* am your father.
Luke: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
DV: Search your feelings... you KNOW it to be true.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

That works.

[speedpimp]

It's NOT a tumor, you piece of shit.

[GB]

Old TV shows.

Home Improvement:
Hi-Ho, neighbor, you piece of shit!
I don't think so, Tim, you piece of shit.

Cheers:
Norm! You piece of shit!

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Is that your final answer, you piece of shit?

[speedpimp]

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis, you piece if shit?

[FaultyMario]

Leave Star Trek alone, you piece of shit!

[Leon]

I'll have what she's having, you piece of shit!