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    Quote Originally Posted by Rare White Ape View Post
    If you get sick, remember to always blame the Chinese government.
    That seems to work for some people!! Some of them even blame the Govt for everything even though they're not sick and have a 0.0001% chance of getting it.

    Amusingly enough, OK, I'm not wearing a mask. Everyone else around me on the subway is. But there are people happily LEANING on the railings and crap, including with their heads. There are people TOUCHING the handles and railings and crap, then using the same hand to adjust their masks. Dude, seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rare White Ape View Post
    If you get sick, remember to always blame the Chinese government.
    You know, to be fair, if this outbreak happened in the US, considering how Trump cut our infectious disease budgets and how politicized our nation has become, things probably can go very badly as well. I would not expect others to praise US.

    However, one things for sure is that our police won’t arrest our doctors and silence him from the beginning. Conspiracies will arise and we won’t have to wait for orders from Trump in order to act.

    Current Chinese government is as if having Hillary as a dictator. They don’t really care about the deplorable poor folks anymore. There’s a continual widening of between the rich and poor.

    I’m not against socialism, but I’m surprised there are still people defending dictatorship and think we need to praise him when it’s obvious now that he fucked up.

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    https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/scie...market-chinese

    Team of Chinese scientists has confirmed that COVID19 did not originate from that seafood market. That market boosted the spread of the virus, but the virus didn’t come from there!

    I used to think the market was the most likely cause, but I guess I need to revise my conspiracy theories now...

    1) CCP executed this evil plan intentionally. Consider how out of control this has become, probably not very likely. <1%

    2) evil plan gone wrong or inadvertent accident caused by near by bio lab. ~49%

    3) wild game trading in that market. <1% if this team of scientists reached the correct conclusion.

    4) Virus naturally jumped from bat directly to human. ~49%

    So I guess there’s probably a 50/50 chance I might need to apologize to YW and the Chinese govt... let’s see how this story develops...
    Last edited by Crazed_Insanity; February 23rd, 2020 at 05:39 PM.

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    The one thing to keep in mind is 'Team of Chinese scientists' is 'Team of Chinese scientists reporting what the CCP wants reported'.........

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    Yeah, not sure what to make of that. Hopefully they won’t somehow end up tracing it back to a lab in USA and blame it on Trump. The Covfefe-19 virus!

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    Well, the bad news is it turns out that this is all a result of vaccines, chemtrails, and 5G. The good news is that Space Force is on the job!


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    Wow, very impressive plan/conspiracy theory! 0 person liked that post though.

    As much as I hate the CCP, I think the poster gave the CCP way too much credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post
    Well, the bad news is it turns out that this is all a result of vaccines, chemtrails, and 5G. The good news is that Space Force is on the job!
    I imagine the stocks for whatever company did the R&D for that shit must be thru the roof. Or else how could they justify to their board the 7 gifzillions of investment I am assuming it costs to have wireless controlled dna-replicants.
    acket.

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    CDC is saying “hold on to your butts”

    Trump is saying “everything is fine”

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    For people who have something to lose, they'll likely end up saying everything is fine. CCP doesn't want its economy to crash. Japan doesn't want nobody to show up to their Olympic games. Trump most certainly don't want to see stock markets tank during election year.

    CDC and State Dept couldn't agree on what to do with the Diamond Princess cruise folks. Eventually CDC lost. It's interesting State Department is now the expert on infectious diseases.

    Anyway, small modification of the usual advice. Wash your hands frequently folks... and hold on to your butts!
    Last edited by Crazed_Insanity; February 25th, 2020 at 12:28 PM.

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