Gave away the ex-girlfriend at her wedding today.
Made em laugh, made em cry with my speech
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Gave away the ex-girlfriend at her wedding today.
Made em laugh, made em cry with my speech
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Sensurround sound in a two inch wall well I was waiting for the communist call I didnt ask for sunshine and I got world war three I'm looking over the wall And they're looking at me
Oh jesus... A generic upper management talking head just mentioned taking advantage of the polar vortex to increase sales...... What the fuck does that even mean!?
...The more I think about it, the more absurd it gets. It's such a pure, refined example of corporate jargon gerrymandering that it's almost beautiful in its own terrible way.
...Polar vortex... Increasing sales... It's like a magnificent bridge spanning an impossible gap between two completely unrelated points built out of thin air using pure corporate alchemy.
Last edited by Sad, little man; February 25th, 2014 at 10:47 AM.
You obviously create an anti-polar vortex generator. If enough people install one and drive fast enough, you can reverse the effects.
Nissan has just released (at least one) commercial with the Rogue that is designed specifically to reference all the snow we've been getting. It shows people stuck in snow in a city, including a police officer in a cruiser, and a Rogue coming to save the day.
Get that weak shit off my track
That's what I noticed too, yeah, because It felt so Anagnorisis.
acket.
It's so ironic.
Get that weak shit off my track