This is the thread where I say things and maybe other people say things too

[drew]

If they sold oxytocin in syringes, two things would happen:

1: That company's net worth would rival all governments on the planet, combined.
2: Not a goddamn thing else


It'd be a world of "O" faces. Someone should get on that shit.

I've seen people rationalize that there will come a point when you don't care for the latter and will want to spend your twilight years eating cheese instead.

I think I'll want the release much longer than my body will allow me to digest cheese.

Short debate, then.

The morning I don't wake up with a kick stand, I'll take that into consideration. But as long as there's lead in the pencil, I was put on this earth to doodle.

[novicius]

Drew, you have been unemployed since the Housing Market Crash -- why are you not in Google Hangout chat every day?? #drewisms

[balki]

Google Hangout vs non-Google doodle, which would you choose?

as for the original question, give up cheese in a month (cheese overload ensues for 30 days)
edit: shit, pizza and calzones have cheese (even cheese fries aren't that hard to give up).
Still giving up cheese, maybe in two or three months instead

[dodint]

Yeah, cheese is in a lot of stuff. Like cheeseburgers.

And alfredo sauce.

[FaultyMario]

I could have an all meat and sauce pizza for all I care.

[Freude am Fahren]

I'm lactose intolerant. It was at its worst in my late teens, early 20's. So cheese probably prevented me from being able to get quite a few orgasms. Fuck cheese.

[speedpimp]

I made the decision last Jan. at age 45.

[dodint]

You're...a eunuch?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[GB]

Fuck cheese.

Wait... is that a 3rd option??

[drew]

How do you think Swiss cheese is made?