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    Quote Originally Posted by Godson View Post
    First off, Missouri. Fuck Kansas and that shit hole of a state.
    Works every time.

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    Wife: I have to go run errands, want to come?
    Me: OK
    *get in car*
    Wife: Where do you want to go first?
    Me: FFFFFFfffffff....

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    I, love going to the grocery store. We have a list, yet, we end up going from produce to the meat department at least twice (opposite ends of the store, naturally).

    I've gotten to the point I ask (a couple times) "Is that all for produce?"

    It's not that I'm lazy, the extra walking is fine with me, it's the extended stay in a store with other fucking people that I'd rather limit my exposure to.

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    Maybe your significant others just like being seen out with their studly man candy.
    Get that weak shit off my track

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    Quote Originally Posted by dodint View Post
    Works every time.
    Fuck you.


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    Tyler ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by G'day Mate View Post
    Tyler ...

    Jesus fucking chrsit.

    You too, huh?

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