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    What not to do while delivering drugs!

    Had a van crash into parked police cars, outside a cop station. The driver fled, police found him, searched the van and found... $200 million worth of methylamphetamine/ice.
    Seriously... dont crash while moving 270kg (600lbs) of product. Especially dont crash into the police right outside the police station.

    Sounds like the start to a Guy Richie movie!

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-...twood/11337664

    watched the video - btw we drive on the left!?? How bad is your driving to hit something parked on the other side of road. Using the product or just texting the syndicate "all good, see you soon"

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    And in the hour he didn't think 'maybe I should dump this van and move the drugs to a new one' but instead got arrested about 2 miles from where he had the accident. This is a remarkably new level of criminal incompetence that you have to wonder if it was all some kind of setup.

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    [Golf clap]

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    Hes probably still high...

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    I thought this was going to be about the guy in Barcelona that tried to smuggle half a kilo of cocaine under his toupee. Nice.

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    The more I think about it - its got to be deliberate. How to hand yourself to the cops without looking too obvious.
    No one can be that bad a driver and that dumb... or could they?

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    Oh yeah and toupee guy - Ive seen plenty of bad wigs and dye jobs where the guy thinks he looks cool and everyone else is going "does he not see what we all see"
    But hiding a decent stash under there, not going to work.

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    Also, don't get yourself locked in a shipping container full of coke, or else you'll have to call the authorities to get you out.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/26/drug-s...e-call-police/

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    That "hiding a large amount of drugs under hair" thing might have worked back when Beehive Hairdos were in style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post
    Also, don't get yourself locked in a shipping container full of coke, or else you'll have to call the authorities to get you out.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/26/drug-s...e-call-police/
    Surely there is someone else who could help - mum??
    And stop calling me Shirley!

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