I won't try and dress it up as something it's not; I freakin' LOVE playing Farming Simulator '17. I was definitely a farmer in a previous life. Gone are the days of trying to find that perfect Green Hell lap in my heavy-man-hours-tuned FN2 Civic on Forza. No. Am I able to harvest the wheat in the North West field before it goes bad? Have I run out of artificial fertilizer? THE PANIC.
I've got it for the PS4 and for the 3DS, for my mobile fix, too. I've become obsessed. My wife is getting one of her friend's Dads who runs a farm to sort me out a ride on a tractor and combine.
It's not quite Barbie's Dreamhouse Party, but it's close...