OMG, it gets worse.

text: Is is smogged?
Yes
text: Is is registered?
Yes
text: Does it leak?
Ok, listen. I don't want to play 20 questions with you via text, just email me all your questions and I will answer them.
email: Is it smogged?
Yes
email: Is it registered?
*Please* save up all your questions and just email them to me all at once, or just come see the car and we can talk in person.
*radio silence*

I seriously hope this guy doesn't email me again. I just do not have the patience to deal with this level of idiocy. Plus, frankly, I don't want this type of person owning this car.