After some research I am wondering if the Suburban's leak isn't mostly the oil filter adapter... it's this thing:
on the passenger side of the engine - and mine looks a lot like that picture, very wet. Apparently the (undersized) o-ring seal in there gets weak and sometimes fails into pieces, allowing oil to squirt around a fair amount. I wonder if oil isn't traveling down the cooler lines and dripping onto the steering tie rod, leaving a mess there too. I imagine the front and/or rear seals aren't perfect, but if this theory pans out it's a simple inexpensive fix and might make a big difference. Plus, now I have the fear of this o-ring totally failing and dumping a bunch of oil real quick.