Called every junkyard I knew to call, nobody has any '08+ front bumpers much less an '08+ Aero bumper. I'm going to take a closer look at it this evening in better light, but I don't think there is a repair option. The entire bottom center section is ripped off - it's a fair amount of weight with a very small "connection" to the bumper, so I don't think there is an adhesive solution here. Because of the lower attachment and lower grille, there isn't a lot of room for fiberglass reinforcement. Bah.
On the upside, an entire new front bumper cover is just over $500. I'm *sure* it would have been a grand or more from the dealer. I also need a new lower grille, it's obliterated too. Another $60. The lower mounting reinforcement seems to have survived. There are two "supports" that I can't see at $40 each. The "guard plate" may be fine, it's another $30. At $110 total for things I don't know about, I'm probably better off just ordering them. Won't hurt to have new parts, and I'm sure I'll save shipping. I mean, what doesn't fit in a bumper box?
The guy who painted the Jag is good to go on this work, so I think I'm just going to pull the trigger. So much for that welder! Again. Although I guess I should be happy I have this cash sitting around rather than wondering where it's coming from.
Edit: Shockingly, I can 2nd day this for $60! Regular ground is $40.
Ugh.Total: 820.18