Insert Picard facepalm gif.
"Made up to sell his really boring and untruthful book...." Like he's read a word of it.
We can all sleep easier now, Donald Trump assures us he's LIKE, REALLY SMART:
....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
I think Mark Hamill said it better than me about the earlier tweet mentioning the "really boring and untruthful book":
Congratulations, sir! This dignified, statesman-like tweet is the perfect way to counter the book's narrative that you're an impulsive, childish dimwit.
I heart Mark Hamill.
Cock_Knocker.jpg
Wait, he tried to be President in 2012 as well...
Nulla Tenaci Invia Est Via
Facts don't mean anything after 2016.
I'm almost certain the response would be either that previous attempts weren't "real tries", or that this is the first time he was part of the general election.
He'll run both arguments!