Blarg, crappy plasticy pipes in the wall of bathroom leaking for a month or more and making the wall and floor under bath soaking wet and turning some wall beams into crushable-by-hand wood and a stupidly oversized hole in floor for the bath drain allowing a rodents nest under the bath and large garden spiders to find their way into bathroom and now the suggestion by plumbers to replace all the pipes to get them out of the wall and to replace a section of floor and some boards in the walls which means we have to fast track bathroom renovations which is fine at this stage because we haven't yet looked at the price of a new bath and shower cubicle and so on but i'm sure when we do we will start crying and get fat on chips and icecream until we can't work and thus can't pay the mortgage which will result in having to leave the house which also means we won't have to worry about the bathroom anymore.
Hmmm.
Nah.
Why do people cheap out when doing things to their houses. It's mean to the people who live in there later on. People like that are meanies. They are probably big, and fat too.