You piece of $h|t

[GB]

This is kind of fun...

Think of your favorite movie quotes.

Then add, "You piece of shit" to the end of it.



I'll be back, you piece of shit.

I'm the Captain now, you piece of shit.

Leah to Han: I love you, you piece of shit!
Han: I know.

One does not simply *walk* into Mordor, you piece of shit.

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too, you piece of shit!

[Crazed_Insanity]

You talking to me you piece of shit?!?!?

I’m the king of the world you piece of shit!!!!!!!

Wait A Minute, Doc. Are You Telling Me You Built A Time Machine...Out Of A DeLorean you piece of shit?

I gotta need, the need for speed you piece of shit!

You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. For if you love only those who love you, what reward is there in that, you piece of shit?

Okay, it was working out until I put that in Jesus’ mouth! :p

[dodint]

This reminds me of a Carlin bit I'll share later, so as not to derail the thread two posts in.

[drew]

Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over and fuck-start her head, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

You had me at hello, you piece of shit.

[sandydandy]

You should've gone for the head, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

We'll always have Paris, you piece of shit.

[Crazed_Insanity]

Here’s looking at you, you piece of shit!

[sandydandy]

Declan: You're Heisenberg.
Walter: You're goddamn right, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, you piece of shit!

[GB]

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin', you piece of shit.

[SkylineObsession]

Wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp pppppppppppppppp, you piece of shit.

[neanderthal]

How you like dem apples, you piece of shit?

[speedpimp]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli, you piece of shit.

[drew]

Your best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen, you piece of shit.

[sandydandy]

I am Iron Man, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

You're gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit.

[drew]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, you piece of shit.

[George]

Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch, let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is! Johnny Fontane will never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork, you piece of shit.

[sandydandy]

No, I am your father, you piece of shit.

[speedpimp]

Coffee's for closers, you piece of shit.

[GB]

No, I am your father, you piece of shit.

I kind of like it like this better:

DV: No, *I* am your father.
Luke: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
DV: Search your feelings... you KNOW it to be true.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

[Crazed_Insanity]

Okay, these quotes may need to change the rules a bit to make it more realistic...

"Do or do not. There's no try, piece of shit you are!"

"E.....T.......phone............home.....you poop!"

[sandydandy]

I kind of like it like this better:

DV: No, *I* am your father.
Luke: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
DV: Search your feelings... you KNOW it to be true.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! That works.

[speedpimp]

It's NOT a tumor, you piece of shit.

[GB]

Old TV shows.

Home Improvement:
Hi-Ho, neighbor, you piece of shit!
I don't think so, Tim, you piece of shit.

Cheers:
Norm! You piece of shit!

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Is that your final answer, you piece of shit?

[speedpimp]

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis, you piece if shit?

[FaultyMario]

Leave Star Trek alone, you piece of shit (https://io9.gizmodo.com/leave-star-trek-alone-you-piece-of-shit-1841209747)!

[Leon]

I'll have what she's having, you piece of shit!

[GreatScawt]

"This is the way, you piece of shit."
"I have spoken, you piece of shit."

[speedpimp]

These are not the droids you're looking for, you piece of shit.