Internet memotivationally epic fails

[overpowered]

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/famous-insults-frankie-boyle.jpg

[overpowered]

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/02/28/anime-pillow-responds-to-your-rubbing-with-moans-and-groans-gets-angry-if-you-get-too-grabby/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFvJPincLE

[Sad, little man]

How sad.

[overpowered]

Office Space with Michael Bolton

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6bff9b5b67/office-space-w-michael-bolton

[overpowered]

Vince Gilligan Urges 'Breaking Bad' Fans to Stop Throwing Pizzas on Walter White's Roof

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/vince-gilligan-urges-breaking-bad-780683?facebook_20150311

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVIMw-B5UlI

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O18xN-2NsKU

[Yw-slayer]

Lifting 538lb and fainting - that's fair enough. My PB is 155kg, which is only 341lb.

[21Kid]

Do you even lift!?! :hard:

[Kchrpm]

I've been known to throw around some racks

http://media.mcclatchydc.com/smedia/2014/07/25/11/37/YUgFw.AuSt.91.jpeg

[LHutton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06J-W8IAQfE

[George]

Better with the sound on.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH4noLbMTw8

[thesameguy]

More than anything, I appreciate the guy's demeanor. He was simply matter of fact about the situation at hand. Nice work.

[Freude am Fahren]

http://giant.gfycat.com/OnlyRipeAfricanaugurbuzzard.gif


https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/104BEAD56E1187593638365097984_3bb5a8ebbd5.1.5.1202 4332252329556425.mp4

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGWiZLy0YuI

[Freude am Fahren]

Oh my god. Do yourself a favor, start at 1:25, and stop when he lands, or at least watch the rest on mute. Do not listen to the rest of that crap.

[speedpimp]

Did just that, the rest reminds me of a really bad ASMR video.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqwZKX_M91o

[overpowered]

http://assets.amuniversal.com/022422009fef0132ca3f005056a9545d

[overpowered]

So apparently that SNL skit was based on a real place:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQzlA86BJA

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_MIA7jSBlA

[speedpimp]

That's something Beavis and Butthead would've done if they had drones.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo

[overpowered]

Dentist's Wednesday coming up:

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/st-patricks-day-could-be-dentists-pot-gold-n324821

[overpowered]

For Legend of Korra fans, the character Tenzin was voiced by J.K. Simmons, who has played some uh, colorful characters in his career. Someone dubbed his dialogue from Whiplash into Tenzin's scenes from LoK, and I find it very funny. Language NSFW.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmUi8YkPTxE

[Rare White Ape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo

You get a cool president like that, and we're stuck with a buffoon like this...


http://youtu.be/T2vFa9mN3WQ

[overpowered]

Zombie infection map simulation:

http://mattbierbaum.github.io/zombies-usa/

[21Kid]

So apparently that SNL skit was based on a real place:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQzlA86BJA

Yeah... There's 9 of them now.
http://www.billygoattavern.com/menu/


Such rantings by the Billy Goat staff have gone on for almost 40 years and originated when Billy Goat Sianis and another Greek immigrant by the name of Bill Charuchas would entertain patrons by yelling out: "Try the double cheese! It's the best! No fries, cheeps!" In the 1978, Sam Sianis and Charuchas were immortalized by Saturday Night Live's John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray and Loraine Newman. The sketch was originally written by Don Novello (of Father Guido Sarducci fame) when he was an advertising copywriter in Chicago. John Belushi and Bill Murray knew the Billy Goat from their Second City days, and the rest is history. As a result, the Billy Goat Tavern achieved national infamy. When in Chicago, Don Novello and Bill Murray still come by and visit Sam and the Billy Goat staff and have their "Doublecheezborger"!

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN6HQPRcMyI

[GreatScawt]

http://i.imgur.com/2GrKMG9.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798

[LHutton]

https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10310112_1585375825063637_1559152200119049640_n.jp g?oh=2ef7ac9951646d65452d8700334dad97&oe=557C2E9C

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=53&v=jyTA33HQZLA

Language NSFW

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhJK6CV8oeo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuxilGev8dI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69AEbuG1_o

[Yw-slayer]

Why is this a memotivational epic fail? I thought it was pretty awesome.

[overpowered]

Uh,

http://likes.com/weird/19-year-old-girl-wants-to-have-sex-with-men-in-every-city-she-visits

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBGSynNQhY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omiSppfmGVM

[overpowered]

http://i.imgur.com/jA0BEwF.gif

[Yw-slayer]

Uh,

http://likes.com/weird/19-year-old-girl-wants-to-have-sex-with-men-in-every-city-she-visits

Yeah, old news over here.

[Kchrpm]

This is how you do a commercial when you're a role player on the team


http://youtu.be/OqiJOPXpksc

[Freude am Fahren]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11038254_982754645069071_2349785397606450914_n.jpg ?oh=2030834434bfae7a071930d5e17f22d5&oe=55AD4988&__gda__=1437873968_3963a9c9b17fbef9cd75d12d3c923a3 6

[overpowered]

That's creepy on too many levels.

[overpowered]

Banana Bunker

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-3-pack-of-banana-bunker-banana-cases-3?utm_source=FAC_&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=US_GOOD&linkId=13144491

[overpowered]

http://cdn.diply.com/img/0d604796-c445-4cee-8666-f5edb6c10005.jpg

[FaultyMario]

That.does.not.work.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7GxxBBQMvo

[GB]

That.does.not.work.
This.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYXuXX48m8

[George]

I can almost see my son doing this...

http://i.imgur.com/KBxyBrt.gif

[Phil_SS]

http://youtu.be/NhfHM3jlKnU

[jimeezlady]

1142

[2ndMoparMan]

A wild JZL appears!

[G'day Mate]

:lol:

[overpowered]

Tesla Model H

http://offgridquest.com/news/tesla-unveils-designs-for-a-plug-in-hybr

[SportWagon]

April Fools' Joke?

[Kchrpm]

Yes.

[overpowered]

I thought that was obvious. If I thought it was real, I probably would have posted it in the Tesla thread.

[overpowered]

More odd stuff from Japan.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/31/dads-jumping-next-to-their-daughters-is-japans-latest-amazing-trend-5128698/

[LHutton]

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/nicki-minaj-comforts-starstruck-fan-with-her-breasts-212524863.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma

[Godson]

The jumping photo stuff is awesome.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/10942362_10153255531040820_8017519786027941124_n.j pg?oh=6326a002ec0c57313a109b0894758a16&oe=55B96964

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10314543_10152374574810396_1145356865079761535_n.j pg?oh=dbdf8b3031e8f8c8d9cd7da3bba8ebe1&oe=55A0C989

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LguStmm8bRk

[Godson]

That is damned good!

[overpowered]

It starts out and I'm thinking OK, whatever, and then it gets a bit better and then it gets a lot better.

[LHutton]

Can you spot him?

http://i.gyazo.com/dacbc09be812ecd47b66a33113f63b92.png

[Alan P]

So basically the Jimmy Kimmel sketch thing he used to do, as a TV show? Hmm. Some of those were pretty good.

[Kchrpm]

Jimmy Fallon, and yes exactly. LL Cool J hosts, they put some extra fluff around it (including costumes and back up dancers), it's fun.

[Yw-slayer]

Looks and sounds like good fun.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwfyg27wHI

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6DzqQzXL1g

[Crazed_Insanity]

Wow! Really? Owner of Outback Steakhouse has NEVER been to Australia?

Then what gave him the idea?!?!?!?

[Yw-slayer]

Wow! Really? Owner of Outback Steakhouse has NEVER been to Australia?

Then what gave him the idea?!?!?!?

Gullible fools with money who enjoy "exotic" themed cuisine?

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL_VUh4gzIk

[Dicknose]

"It's a bloody prawn"

And we don't do ribs here. Well a few places do. But that is one thing I do love of American food.
Haven't been to an Outback Steakhouse (but I do have a TGI Fridays near home)

[G'day Mate]

What's worse than ISIS?

http://03497d5.netsolhost.com/turbosite/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/turbo-building.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11081452_1224276547601796_3610592664356212226_n.jp g?oh=9e387ea922226227edc8df482cbe7b96&oe=55B565D5&__gda__=1437675141_9d6e6885605531389a874c712dadb78 0

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1DqbusyLQ

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNf4kv_9QE

[JSGeneral]

https://youtu.be/cbbiP7MCwME

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SXAkpxF6_k

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLmfgK8adXk

I love when she plays dead at like :45

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHCt7P-oRA

[Dicknose]

The dash cam ones are great.
As much as I think I'm good at spotting potential threats, the road erupting is not something I scan for.

[Crazed_Insanity]

Makes one wonder how would autonomous cars handle erupting roads or sink holes or flying debris... or walking babies in the middle of the road! ;)

[Freude am Fahren]

http://deadspin.com/skateboarding-taco-hit-by-car-1697533282/+ballaban

[overpowered]

It says "Skateboarding Taco Hit By Car" but it look more to me like "Skateboarding Taco Broadsides Car"

[Sad, little man]

Ooooooo. :| :smh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-B-BFQwng

[overpowered]

That'll get you on a list somewhere.

[Godson]

That'll get you on a list somewhere.

:lol:

[overpowered]

Drake is saying that he didn't have a problem with a woman literally twice his age kissing him. It was the taste of the lipstick that he did't like.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/13/madonna-drake-kissing-coachella-kiss-video-reaction-lipstick/

[LHutton]

Ooooooo. :| :smh:

[video=youtube;1R-B-BFQwng]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-B-BFQwng[video]
Whoopsy.

[thesameguy]

Drake is saying that he didn't have a problem with a woman literally twice his age kissing him. It was the taste of the lipstick that he did't like.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/13/madonna-drake-kissing-coachella-kiss-video-reaction-lipstick/

Speaking from experience, the makeup that performers use is serious stuff and it is pretty gross.

[overpowered]

Bagel head.

http://www.disclose.tv/news/what_people_in_japan_are_purposely_doing_to_their_ bodies_is_absolutely_nuts/116483

[thesameguy]

Man, that's like five years old!

[overpowered]

Man Who Choked Justin Bieber At Coachella Needs Surgery After Having Hand Shaken 100s Of Times

http://wundergroundmusic.com/man-who-choked-justin-bieber-at-coachella-needs-surgery-after-having-hand-shaken-100s-of-times/

[Freude am Fahren]

:lol: Believable until the Obama/Putin part.

[neanderthal]

That'll get you on a list somewhere.


No fly? :D:

[speedpimp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL_VUh4gzIk

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYKvbhhEKd0

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5XC3A99_o

[GB]

Karaoke while being slightly distracted.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=254&v=LYBqDSMMxaE

[Kchrpm]

http://www.benjerry.com/scoop-shops/brrr-ito


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCs4scB5b68

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVkF4b0lKIs

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7LwFPp3SY

[speedpimp]

She's waiting for James Caan to show up on her doorstep.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/abyQZ6p_460s.jpg

[Jason]

Hah, I love how dumbfounded everyone is with the Misery video.

[neanderthal]

She's nuts.

Doesnt understand that taste is not universal.

[Godson]

That looks like dissociative identity disorder.

[overpowered]

Hah, I love how dumbfounded everyone is with the Misery video.Seems a few in this thread as well. At least you, sp and MR2 seemed to get it.

For those that didn't, she's parodying Kathy Bates' character from this movie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_%28film%29

[speedpimp]

Expect a remake in the next few years with Melissa McCarthy in the Bates role.

[Freude am Fahren]

Copies of U2's 'Songs Of Innocence' Record Store Day release sold with Tool's Opiate inside (http://www.nme.com/news/u2/84678)

I'd say those who got it should consider themselves very lucky. :hard:

[overpowered]

http://g.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/slideshow_large/slideshow/2014/07/3033103-slide-s-4-london-celebrates-the-monty-python-reunion-by-putting-a-50-foot-dead-parrot-in-potters-field.jpg

http://www.fastcocreate.com/3033103/london-celebrates-the-monty-python-reunion-by-putting-a-50-foot-dead-parrot-in-potters-field#1

[overpowered]

http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1185&d=1429680699

1185

[Rare White Ape]

http://s11.postimg.org/8trc6xkyb/image.jpg

[Dicknose]

The Norwegian blue was dead on arrival in July 2014.
I guess 9 months late for a 45 year old joke is t too bad.
Damn scary that joke is older than most people here

[SportWagon]

It's just sleeping.

[overpowered]

http://goo.gl/maps/403ip

http://www.earthporm.com/refused-million-dollar-offer/?ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2

[overpowered]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a09RvVn_700b.jpg

[21Kid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2AHvAOKzkk

[Sad, little man]

This is classic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHwzmzt8GE

[overpowered]

Someone's unclear on the concept.

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OwtGTjs9WY

[Godson]

:lol:


Fucking classic!

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11180633_10153179887251291_738095528070882730_n.jp g?oh=a9068b08f0022988658d61dde191eeb8&oe=559FFE91

[21Kid]

Singing cop is back... with a partner!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFzmJ66rV0

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIl2DSXUffw

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/16522_10155409915370494_9144972594448174889_n.jpg? oh=5822dc59523b1831f3bf11171f32639d&oe=559C2F56

[speedpimp]

Insert joke for tuna kebabs here.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CoApUAZFf8

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11144086_660333364095642_7169293682761099664_n.jpg ?oh=486b0bc531fb845523a3667334af4c11&oe=55D7AF21&__gda__=1440901911_2932f6b6a63ddb1df5e56abff932cb8 e

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e7PVhdP8EE

[Freude am Fahren]

One click without confirmation (is two clicks too many!?) is stupid enough as it is. But on a Smart Watch? :lol:

[MR2 Fan]

its like the stats where click thru ads on smartphones has been way higher than on PC's....well duh, people accidentally push them all the time, since the screens are smaller.

[thesameguy]

For me, it's not that the screen size is smaller per se, but rather it sometimes takes several seconds after a page has loaded for the formatting to fix itself - whatever widgets need to run, run slowly. I click to go somewhere else, and before anything can happen the page has reformatted and what was a link to more pr0nz is now an add for male enhancement. Annoys the crap out of me.

[Crazed_Insanity]

I'm just glad wife doesn't like the colors of the apple watch so I don't have to fork any money over to apple! :D

[Rare White Ape]

For me, it's not that the screen size is smaller per se, but rather it sometimes takes several seconds after a page has loaded for the formatting to fix itself - whatever widgets need to run, run slowly. I click to go somewhere else, and before anything can happen the page has reformatted and what was a link to more pr0nz is now an add for male enhancement. Annoys the crap out of me.

My fucking credit card company has the link to the App Store page for it's online banking app pop up right where the link is to log into the online banking webpage.

So I impatiently go to log in on the mobile website, but the link pops up and it kicks me out to the App Store app. No, I don't want the app for an identical experience. I want to use the website.

[Yw-slayer]

Oh yeah, I hate companies which try and force you to use their buggy, poorly designed and inefficiently coded app instead of the actual webpage. The best example is the main local English daily at scmp.com.

Having said that, the problem has now been "solved" by the fact that a recent revamp of their website has made it as bad as the app.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11182185_725226220915647_3869027541862905364_n.jpg ?oh=31a46943c16aae322925948436729153&oe=55D55695

[Yw-slayer]

Shopped. Should be dead or 3x that size.

[overpowered]

Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh.......

[overpowered]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ca16cfe7e93a3f57a3af6c80ba75557f/tumblr_nmzk05BlDF1uo1ls0o1_400.gif

[Alan P]

:twitch:

[Rare White Ape]

:up:

[Godson]

people are fucking weird.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZdYT8Ui1go

[GreatScawt]

So. Good.

https://twitter.com/Futbol_Bible/status/593040672950726657/video/1

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/22520_1243209715708479_6951447010607153527_n.jpg?o h=e21dc1347366c24fe6de729368f449cf&oe=55DB2550

[speedpimp]

Only a Brony knows how to please His Little Pony.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7y6d9e_460s_v2.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bORO0FjKd0

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4

[Leon]

That is one of the best explanations of golf that I've ever seen. Also, completely ties in with how drunk a couple of the Scot's that I worked with at my previous job (Oh my GOD did those guys drink).

Also, wow, the late Mr Williams *really* looks high as a kite in that video.

[speedpimp]

Best description of golf I've ever heard was it being "a good walk spoiled". It's also the title of a really good book.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11174998_1245337525495698_6440318240553333718_n.jp g?oh=af3edf3ba8ae416ba207ca0e2746e80c&oe=55E550DB

[MR2 Fan]

Breaking: Middle-aged American domestic abuser paid $200m compensation after being chased by Asian congressman for 36mins #MayPac

[Alan P]

http://imgflip.com/s/meme/Not-Bad-Obama.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

Breaking: Middle-aged American domestic abuser paid $200m compensation after being chased by Asian congressman for 36mins #MayPac

You know you're a piece of shit when as an American in sporting even against a foreigner in the US, you still get booed.

[overpowered]

In his home town at that.

[speedpimp]

MayPac viewing party erupts in gun fire. (http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/4-injured-in-early-morning-shooting-in-South-Bend/32785308) Stay classy South Bend.

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4NCnH7RPZY

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxyGGKWGV70

Gets good about two and a half minutes or so in.

[Crazed_Insanity]

You must be fucking kitty me!

http://www.mtv.com/news/1836545/hello-kitty-avengers-assemble/

[G'day Mate]

Sometimes Koalas come to finish the job off ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtZ3uzq0D8A

[speedpimp]

Sweet.

[overpowered]

I don't think I've ever seen one move that fast.

At least it wasn't one of the scary animals of AU.

[G'day Mate]

Yeah, when they're on the ground they can trot along at a good clip.

[Sad, little man]

Trippy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzh-s8qeSo

[overpowered]

Woman Alerts Police of Hostage Situation Through Pizza Hut App

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-alerts-police-hostage-situation-pizza-hut-app/story?id=30841925

[Crazed_Insanity]

Trippy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzh-s8qeSo

That's epic cool! Why is it here? :up:

[speedpimp]

Because if it weren't here it would be there and there is no place to be when compared to here.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11011836_10205526422152683_9008171233426047479_n.j pg?oh=b5eef52f6021b77b73e412e44bf56d43&oe=55C08AF3

[overpowered]

http://www.cnet.com/news/firefox-tool-erases-justin-bieber-from-web/

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffGadF_BN4

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/t31.0-8/11074692_1316183061738083_497126721990586912_o.jpg

[Leon]

1212

[LHutton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffGadF_BN4
On a serious note, I seem to remember that had an 18 certificate.

[mk]

For quite some time I've thought there should be an alternative for noscript people.
Any idea?

[overpowered]

Poe's law?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGSnqCLPxZ0

[MR2 Fan]

via Twitter

Neil deGrasse Tyson ‏@neiltyson
If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.

[thesameguy]

#amazingmedicalfacts

[Dicknose]

via Twitter

Neil deGrasse Tyson ‏@neiltyson
If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.

A few weeks ago I was talking science with my Neice and discussing gravity.
I asked her what would happen if I put her and a feather inside a vacuum and dropped them both.
She said we would both fall at the same rate.
I said she would die!

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10455185_10152988161917968_4164399195376614265_n.j pg?oh=145e064d68300bb5f92d050db2ce1082&oe=55D2DDC1

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs

[overpowered]

As so often happens, the Onion expresses it best:

http://www.theonion.com/article/tiger-woods-lindsey-vonn-blame-breakup-hectic-sex--50359

[Freude am Fahren]

:lol:

[G'day Mate]

Maybe I ought to post my home-brew videos in here too because they're kinda funny and a lot of you probably don't visit the home brew thread. Enjoy listening to me talk funny ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jCAX2_5alY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phf5Mhy4dh4

[Godson]

Yeah, there was a big write-up about that when it happened here in kc. Very cool, and funny stuff.

[overpowered]

Man Refuses To Sell Tampons To Woman Because He Thinks They're Gross

http://www.break.com/article/man-refuses-to-sell-tampons-to-woman-because-he-think-2855391

[thesameguy]

aka Idiot Gas Station Attendant Meets Idiot Singer/Songwriter.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Wn48geCJ8

[SportWagon]

Maybe I ought to post my home-brew videos in here too because they're kinda funny and a lot of you probably don't visit the home brew thread. Enjoy listening to me talk funny ...
You were talking funny by deliberately moderating your normal way of speaking to something sort of mid-Atlantic?

[G'day Mate]

? I just talk funny when I know I'm being recorded

Anyway ... don't know what a hydrometer is?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0z35MooyoU

Now you do.

[George]

^ you're a funny guy.

Epic fail:

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/off-camber-off-topic/987125d1431192919-funny-picture-meme-thread-tumblr_nklxum8ehx1r539hzo1_500.jpg

[overpowered]

A Jewish friend posted this to FB and it's been making rounds among Jews. Apparently this picture was taken in a Walmart. The guy with the tatoo got it while in the military and thinks it means "strength". It actually says "matzo" which is a cracker.

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/s960x960/11134035_10152784001662233_4685397027155974914_o.j pg

[speedpimp]

כוח is Hebrew for "strength". I do find that fucking hilarious though. Bet he is always wondering why people are offering him matzo ball soup.

[thesameguy]

I wouldn't. It's delicious!

[Yw-slayer]

Ah, the number of times random Caucasians have come up to me and asked me to confirm what their Chinese tattoo means...

[overpowered]

Google Translate will actually give you a Hebrew keyboard, so it's not too hard to check.

Chinese has a lot of input methods, including hand write, so if you're good at copying, that could be checked too.

[G'day Mate]

Ah, the number of times random Caucasians have come up to me and asked me to confirm what their Chinese tattoo means...

... with interesting results?

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10956634_848596668526789_510881007759001415_n.jpg? oh=36041b0201f1dfb400576f7eccb41311&oe=55D00D68

[Leon]

Epic fail:

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/off-camber-off-topic/987125d1431192919-funny-picture-meme-thread-tumblr_nklxum8ehx1r539hzo1_500.jpg

Oh the delicious ironing of it.

His bike has "look" written all over it, but he didn't look.

It would be funnier if the car had been an Insight, cos he also didn't have any of that either.

[overpowered]

I'm kind of impressed that the car seems more damaged than the bike.

[JoshInKC]

I wouldn't. It's delicious!

QFT.

[LHutton]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/c649b221da9cc6bade877387834052f1/tumblr_noai8xqSIs1qgb9e1o1_1280.jpg

[FaultyMario]

I'm kind of impressed that the car seems more damaged than the bike.

I'm so buying Thule gear.

one day... someday.

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/11110504_10153330330568258_5349732836741905142_o.j pg

[Alan P]

Also known as 'It's OK to hit women, but not OK to cheat'?

[Godson]

Which is why i am done and over with the NFL. National felon league.

[overpowered]

Which is why i am done and over with the NFL. National felon league.As opposed to boxing?

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11011836_10205526422152683_9008171233426047479_n.j pg?oh=b5eef52f6021b77b73e412e44bf56d43&oe=55C08AF3

[Godson]

I never watched boxing.

[LHutton]

As opposed to boxing?

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11011836_10205526422152683_9008171233426047479_n.j pg?oh=b5eef52f6021b77b73e412e44bf56d43&oe=55C08AF3

http://national.suntimes.com/national-sports/7/72/1110318/ricky-hatton-floyd-mayweather-private-plane


Former two-weight world champion, Ricky Hatton has provided the public with plenty of insightful stories about his days both inside and outside the ring.

In an extract from his book, Hatton made his distain for the “d*ckhead” Floyd Mayweather very clear.

But he also told an extremely entertaining tale which really sums up Mayweather’s extraordinary egotism.

Prior to their 2007 fight against one another, ‘The Hitman’ was traveling by private plane to New York for a promotion event. He soon became aware that Floyd, who was traveling in a separate plane, was ordering his pilot to overtake the English fighter mid-air.

A few minutes into the the journey, we’re chatting away, having a drink when the pilot gestures to me to come forward. ‘Hey Ricky, listen to this idiot.’

He turns on the speaker and over the radio I hear Floyd arguing with the pilot of his plane behind: “I’m not letting that motherf*cker get there before me, f*cking overtake them!”

“We can’t do that, Sir.”

“Overtake that motherf*cker – I’m the champ! I’ve got to get to New York first. I’ll pay whatever you want.”

Hatton summed up his opinion of Mayweather in one classic line.

What’s the point of being the world’s best fighter if everyone thinks you’re a dickhead? :lol:

I’m sure Manny Pacquaio would agree.

[overpowered]

Pornhub reveals the top kinds of porn women search for online

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/13/pornhub-reveals-the-top-kinds-of-porn-women-search-for-online-5194808/

[MR2 Fan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEzs8ojWgAEzrOt.jpg

[Sad, little man]

Hopefully typing all that in leads directly to a webpage that congratulates you on getting the job.

[Drachen596]

not sure this fits here but oh well...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2430212-former-boxer-riddick-bowe-says-he-will-tweet-anything-to-anyone-for-20

the funny part is most of the stories are acting like he's dead broke and desperate. maybe he is but honestly? GENIUS. 20 bucks to tweet whatever? done!

[overpowered]

Two girls. One cockroach.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3079868/Try-not-swallow-Two-Japanese-girls-battle-blow-cockroach-mouth-bizarre-game-show.html

[MR2 Fan]

Two girls. One cockroach.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3079868/Try-not-swallow-Two-Japanese-girls-battle-blow-cockroach-mouth-bizarre-game-show.html

AKBingo, one of my favorite shows (starring members of the massive J-pop idol group AKB48)

[overpowered]

Awkward Band Photos

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2015/05/14/more-awkward-band-photos/

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiqMXPOkRU4

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aE15wrK_460s.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85PHs

[overpowered]

Electronic billboards connected to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?

http://gawker.com/fbi-and-homeland-security-respond-to-shocking-goatse-bo-1704768347

[overpowered]

Probably NSFW. Bras with images of nipples printed on them.

https://thetatatop.com/

[Jason]

Hopefully typing all that in leads directly to a webpage that congratulates you on getting the job.

Scan + OCR + copypasta = Success!

[overpowered]

Passenger entertainment network connected to the nav systems. What could possibly go wrong?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/05/16/chris-roberts-fbi-plane-hack-one-world-labs/27448335/

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK1yG7LtHLU&feature=youtu.be

Yup, still whoring out my homebrew videos :D

[2ndMoparMan]

That grain bag looked like a nutsack when you pulled it out of the boil.

[Freude am Fahren]

Passenger entertainment network connected to the nav systems. What could possibly go wrong?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/05/16/chris-roberts-fbi-plane-hack-one-world-labs/27448335/


Roberts was able to hack into the plane's IFE system using default IDs and passwords. :smh:

[LHutton]

That would have been an interesting corporate manslaughter trial if it had gone wrong.

[The359]

Surely there are other ways to prove you can hack into system other than taking control of an engine midflight...

[Freude am Fahren]

Yeah, or at least increase both engines at once, or better yet, decrease them.

[Alan P]

usual story of being told 'don't do that!' but then thinking that would be enough, rather than 'OMG! How did you do that so we can stop anyone else doing it too!?'

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-sZAE6sgUU

http://www.buzzfeed.com/nickguillory/jordan-parks-botched-kim-kardashian#.wjqA5DPbA

[JSGeneral]

Yeah, or at least increase both engines at once, or better yet, decrease them.

Or maybe just increase/decrease them a little at a time...

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkcYs6_1uNw

[Rare White Ape]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAZz9z0WEAAOOKW.jpg:large

[speedpimp]

Like a cunt?

[George]

Psst, speedy...look at the shadow. :D

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGLkIyZSCR8

[overpowered]

http://www.likesgag.com/wp-content/uploads/Match-With-on-Tinder-00.jpg

http://www.likesgag.com/70013

[overpowered]

Remember the guy that did the wing suit base jumping thing with his dog?

He was found dead in Yosemite:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/18/us/yosemite-base-jumpers-dean-potter-graham-hunt-deaths/

[speedpimp]

Hell of a way to go.

[overpowered]

Plane pours poop on party, prompting 'party pooper' quips

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2015/may/22/plane-poop-sweet-16-party/