Internet memotivationally epic fails

[Leon]

Given free reign, I suspect that the companies shown in that image, would very much like that outcome :)

[Kchrpm]

Mmmm, Krispy Kreme.

[LHutton]

Given free reign, I suspect that the companies shown in that image, would very much like that outcome :)
What's the 3rd one along? McD, KFC, ???

[Kchrpm]

That's the aforementioned Krispy Kreme, a donut chain.

[Godson]

Shit ton of air in that IV.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4LVqRm_460s_v1.jpg

[G'day Mate]

Another one from the world game - this pair of Greek stretcher-bearers apparently aren't too convinced by this player's injury and don't seem to happy about having to cart him off:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgtfZbAjBM

[overpowered]

Another aggressive, ignorant, arrogant self entitled building causes a collision with an innocent motorist:

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/655903724720685061

[LHutton]

Another aggressive, ignorant, arrogant self entitled building causes a collision with an innocent motorist:

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/655903724720685061
:lol:

fuck man weren't they gonna build some good burger spot right there

[Freude am Fahren]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VlQZdl7u--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1480841911597268400.jpg

This is really a two-fer. I mean, seriously, Shasta???

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LreWfR_p__M

[thesameguy]

Stupid driver.

Asshole bikers for passing over a double yellow at insanely high speed.

Same old story, unmovable stupid meets unstoppable asshole.

[overpowered]

According to the rider that got hit, the driver was doing 40mph in a 65mph zone and he wasn't speeding as he was passing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3278596/Texas-driver-says-don-t-care-swerves-hits-couple-passing-motorbike.html

[Freude am Fahren]

Yeah, the motorcyclist did break the law, but last I checked the penalty for crossing a double yellow isn't a death sentence. Poor decision on his part, but the driver is a dirt bag.

Hopefully the guy at least gets assault with a deadly weapon or something, if not attempted murder. Oh, x2 since there was a passenger. He appeared to be impaired as well. He may have also shit himself.

[thesameguy]

The car driver is definitely on the mulching list - stopping someone from going faster than you for no good reason is enough to get on my list, though.

But I don't have a great deal of sympathy for people who get hurt while breaking the law. The moment you chuck out the guidelines and start writing your own you're signing up for whatever craziness ensues. I have absolutely done exactly what those bikers did - I've passed people over a double yellow - but when I do I am cognizant of the fact that I'm exposed in a number of ways. Breaking the double-yellow law and then looking for the vehicular manslaughter law to protect you is lame. You don't get to pick and choose which laws apply to you. You follow them or you don't get their protection, that's how I see it.

[Sad, little man]

tsg and I agree, and that makes me feel dirty. (Kidding. ;) )

Seriously though, pretty much everyone in that video was being an asshole. It was just a giant parade of assholes, excluding the women oddly holding hands next to the guy that got hurt. Should he have gotten hit? No. Should he have passed on a double yellow? No. The only thing that video proves is the existence of assholes.

[Dicknose]

I dont understand "they are all assholes" logic.
Asshole - maybe. But "passing over unbroken lines" asshole and "deliberately rammed a motorcycle" asshole are not in the same ballpark. Or state. Or even galaxy.
One is "that was dumb", the other is "thats attempted murder"
One should be a couple of hundred dollar fine, the other a couple of hundred days in the slammer.

There is no way you can lump their behaviour as similar.
Yes you take a risk when you start breaking laws, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt expect others to attempt to kill you. I would expect you should still get protection of the law by the driver being charged and I would hope jailed or at least not allowed behind the wheel again.

(edit)
I would be worried about their choice of riding gear, that link says the pillion got road rash "to the bone"

[Freude am Fahren]

Yup. And the driver has been charged with Aggravated Assault.

[overpowered]

I dont understand "they are all assholes" logic.
Asshole - maybe. But "passing over unbroken lines" asshole and "deliberately rammed a motorcycle" asshole are not in the same ballpark. Or state. Or even galaxy.
One is "that was dumb", the other is "thats attempted murder"
One should be a couple of hundred dollar fine, the other a couple of hundred days in the slammer.

There is no way you can lump their behaviour as similar.
Yes you take a risk when you start breaking laws, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt expect others to attempt to kill you. I would expect you should still get protection of the law by the driver being charged and I would hope jailed or at least not allowed behind the wheel again.

(edit)
I would be worried about their choice of riding gear, that link says the pillion got road rash "to the bone":up:

[overpowered]

Yup. And the driver has been charged with Aggravated Assault.
http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/2015/10/19/driver-in-viral-video-wreck-wreck-charged-with-assault/74240788/

Wasp? No. He kept saying "I don't care." over and over again. He got his panties in a bunch because someone was passing him in the imaginary race that existed only in his psycho head.

History of assault, reckless driving and terroristic threats. He's a bad guy. He's a very bad guy.

He's a fucking psychopath. He needs to be locked up.

[G'day Mate]

I dont understand "they are all assholes" logic.
Asshole - maybe. But "passing over unbroken lines" asshole and "deliberately rammed a motorcycle" asshole are not in the same ballpark. Or state. Or even galaxy.
One is "that was dumb", the other is "thats attempted murder"
One should be a couple of hundred dollar fine, the other a couple of hundred days in the slammer.

There is no way you can lump their behaviour as similar.
Yes you take a risk when you start breaking laws, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt expect others to attempt to kill you. I would expect you should still get protection of the law by the driver being charged and I would hope jailed or at least not allowed behind the wheel again.

(edit)
I would be worried about their choice of riding gear, that link says the pillion got road rash "to the bone"

That's pretty much what I started typing earlier before my computer crashed and I forgot about this

[Yw-slayer]

I agree with DN. Seriously dudes, it's a crime to steal bread (even if you're starving), but that doesn't justify the person being sentenced as if they had committed the crime of murder. Or even manslaughter.

[Rare White Ape]

Can we please have a separate thread from the great Internet memotivationally epic fails thread for videos and subsequent hubris for bad driving footage?

FFS

[speedpimp]

Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the assholes.

[LHutton]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VlQZdl7u--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1480841911597268400.jpg

This is really a two-fer. I mean, seriously, Shasta???
Audi driver - now there's a surprise.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/12080199_10153229525218602_6894034248353765749_o.j pg

Hmmm. Did that in my head and got 75.
Double checked with a calculator just to make sure that the tequila isn't affecting my answer and got 75.

Somebody doesn't know the subject that they are teaching and didn't actually learn how to do common core math. If you wanted to do the common core thing to get the easy to use roundish numbers then you'd subtract 3 from both 103 and 28 to make it 100 - 25 = 75.

https://www.facebook.com/larisa.settembro/posts/10153229538373602

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xacPOdx0P60lG/giphy.gif

[Leon]

Should have worn protection ....

[LHutton]

Stupid driver.

Asshole bikers for passing over a double yellow at insanely high speed.

Same old story, unmovable stupid meets unstoppable asshole.
Asshole highways authority for putting a double yellow where one isn't required. It was a safe overtake for a bike.

[21Kid]

math homework

Hmmm. Did that in my head and got 75.
Double checked with a calculator just to make sure that the tequila isn't affecting my answer and got 75.

Somebody doesn't know the subject that they are teaching and didn't actually learn how to do common core math. If you wanted to do the common core thing to get the easy to use roundish numbers then you'd subtract 3 from both 103 and 28 to make it 100 - 25 = 75.

https://www.facebook.com/larisa.settembro/posts/10153229538373602

My kids have had homework like that. They are probably doing an entire section on estimating. Where even if they know the correct answer, they are suppose to round it in order to see if it seems reasonable in their head. It really frustrated me too because I was doing the actual math, instead of estimating, like in the example.

[Yw-slayer]

WTF is the point of "estimating"? We only learned rounding up or down but none of this "estimating" nonsense (or maybe I've forgotten).

[mk]

My kids have had homework like that.

What is reasonable, 65, 80?

[Freude am Fahren]

The whole point of estimating is there isn't one simple answer. That's like the definition of an estimate.

[21Kid]

Just trying to figure it out in your head. Rounding to the closest usually. Hence the 100 - 30 example the teacher wrote.

[Yw-slayer]

But the question is pointless, as if you have the exact figures you don't need an estimate.

[thesameguy]

Or you are at all good with numbers.

Teaching people to provide an approximate number when the precise number is at hand is just bad teaching. I understand the lesson and the note, but the teacher has created and subsequently enforced a tarded scenario.

[21Kid]

agreed.

I informed my daughter to just do what the teacher wanted for the assignment. But, told her that if she knew the real numbers to do it the right way in real life. ;)

[Leon]

it does sound like an exercise in dumbing down

[LHutton]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/12080199_10153229525218602_6894034248353765749_o.j pg

Hmmm. Did that in my head and got 75.
Double checked with a calculator just to make sure that the tequila isn't affecting my answer and got 75.

Somebody doesn't know the subject that they are teaching and didn't actually learn how to do common core math. If you wanted to do the common core thing to get the easy to use roundish numbers then you'd subtract 3 from both 103 and 28 to make it 100 - 25 = 75.

https://www.facebook.com/larisa.settembro/posts/10153229538373602
Well 75 is the correct answer, so all those not in agreement should step outside and euthanise themselves.

[overpowered]

75 is a reasonable answer because it's the exact correct answer.

70 might be a reasonable estimate depending upon some given criteria for reasonable estimate, but the question does not ask for an estimate. It only asks if 75 is a reasonable answer.

[MR2 Fan]

Well 75 is the correct answer, so all those not in agreement should step outside and euthanise themselves.

By my estimation, your word "euthanise" is actually an incorrect spelling of the word "entertain", so I will go outside and entertain myself.

[21Kid]

75 is a reasonable answer because it's the exact correct answer.

70 might be a reasonable estimate depending upon some given criteria for reasonable estimate, but the question does not ask for an estimate. It only asks if 75 is a reasonable answer.There are usually more instructions at the top of the page explaining the entire section. Taken by itself, without those instructions, is why the teachers write-up looks incorrect.

See below.

http://00.edu-cdn.com/worksheet-image/125377/rounding-magical-math-rounding-estimation.png

[overpowered]

So you're saying that there's an instruction to round to the nearest ten? That's stupid, but it would make the answer 70.

[Phil_SS]

My daughter is dealing with this crap math and it is diving me crazy.

Like recently she had to take say 25 + 57. And instead of actually fucking adding 25 + 57 she would have to round each number up to the closest ten, aka 30 + 60. Then add the numbers she had to add to them to get them to the closest ten, aka 5 + 3. And then count backwards from 90 to get to 82.

What's fucking wrong with carrying the fucking one! AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!

[tigeraid]

For what it's worth, that's how I do addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, despite being taught the traditional way. My head always made sense of it by rounding to the nearest ten first.

[Yw-slayer]

Why not just add the units of 10s together then add the remainder?

[GB]

Why not just add the units of 10s together then add the remainder?

DINGDINGDINGDING!!!

[overpowered]

Why not just add the units of 10s together then add the remainder?Yep. That's an easy trick for doing it in your head. Sort of backwards from the traditional method but easier for many people when not writing it down.

[Yw-slayer]

Yes, I was taught the traditional method but somewhere along the line I realised this was quicker. I think it might have been when learning Chinese as the characters - even more so than with English - specifically refer to units of "Tens", "Hundreds", "Thousands", "Ten Thousands", etc.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHH-NCMc-Lg

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12088488_1647970518810772_4185679113210827834_n.jp g?oh=75f0b2a3228c3b6d2a3a8d79a6abe2b9&oe=56C991A6

[Rare White Ape]

Yes, I was taught the traditional method but somewhere along the line I realised this was quicker. I think it might have been when learning Chinese as the characters - even more so than with English - specifically refer to units of "Tens", "Hundreds", "Thousands", "Ten Thousands", etc.

It's interesting to see how language is made and modified over time. The root for the "-ty" part of a number in English, eg twenty, thirty, etc is actually ten.

So, twenty is a modification of two-ten, thirty comes from three-ten, and so-on (or their Old English equivalents for those words, at least).

That part just gets lost in the mists of language for kids who are learning to speak as they go through school I think, so you're on the mark with regards to becoming aware of it when you learn a new language. It happened for me with lots of words when I briefly studied German a few years ago.

[Yw-slayer]

Was she hot? The German chick you were going after?

[Rare White Ape]

All German chicks are nice, except for the man-shaped heads and that pooing thing they do.

[LHutton]

My daughter is dealing with this crap math and it is diving me crazy.

Like recently she had to take say 25 + 57. And instead of actually fucking adding 25 + 57 she would have to round each number up to the closest ten, aka 30 + 60. Then add the numbers she had to add to them to get them to the closest ten, aka 5 + 3. And then count backwards from 90 to get to 82.

What's fucking wrong with carrying the fucking one! AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!
I would add 5 to 57 and then add the 20.

[21Kid]

So you're saying that there's an instruction to round to the nearest ten? That's stupid, but it would make the answer 70. Just a guess based on my daughters 4th grade homework, and the teachers response.

I think the main point is trying to get the kids to figure out how to estimate in their head... without having to write down the equation on paper.

[SportWagon]

But why confuse them by suggesting the 75 in the question at all?

If the question said "Is 70 a reasonable estimate for how many more pages Carole read on Tuesday than on Monday?" it might look less like they're trying deliberately to penalize students who can do complete triple digit subtraction in their head, and the answer would end up being philosophical. Well, the teacher's allegedly correct answer would presumably be quite philosophical too, if you're required to explain why the exact answer isn't a reasonable answer.

Or it could just say "Approximately how many more pages did Carole read on Tuesday than on Monday?".

Even people who can't do 103 - 28 in their head might be able to do 28 + 75 = 103.

[21Kid]

I think you are dissecting the 4th grade curriculum too much. ;)

[LHutton]

75 is a reasonable answer because it's the exact correct answer.

70 might be a reasonable estimate depending upon some given criteria for reasonable estimate, but the question does not ask for an estimate. It only asks if 75 is a reasonable answer.
On reflection, I think maybe what it's looking for is more of a reason in the answer than just a 103-28 = 75. Maybe they were looking for something like, "well 28 is about 30 and 103 is about 100, and 100-30 = 70, which is close to 75, so 75 sounds reasonable." I think what they're trying to teach them is how to spot when calculators and computers give duff answers. E.g. in a more complicated situation they might think they've input 7.XXX times 6.XXX into a calculator but the answer it gives is 4XX.XXX, so they're supposed to know that's wrong because the answer can't possibly be >56.

In other news I came across a completely different quadratic formula this week, which I somehow managed to go through 4 years of engineering maths at university and a Maths and Further Maths A-Level without coming across before. I even scoured the internet for it but couldn't find it, so I added it to wiki in case anyone else should come across it and waste quite some time thinking they'd completely misunderstood a method that uses it.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/math/4/4/9/449964c4043551266294982bf042c525.png

[2ndMoparMan]

Less math discussion, more internet jokes.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Assback_9d5c2a_1468459.jpg

[LHutton]

That requires a new name. From the makers of the double-chin I give you the double-ass.

[21Kid]

The Top-Bottom?

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co9mW_9hH2g

[George]

Along the same lines...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o

[overpowered]

Porn at the airport.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/flights/todayinthesky/2015/10/21/lisbon-airport-accidentally-greets-arriving-fliers-baggage-claim-porn/74317562/

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydnj-0flPwM

[Freude am Fahren]

http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/imglib/0/0/1/pool-ice-35956.gif

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNK2z5A_460s.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15LqTowvhA

Before you think that it's ridiculous for an old lady to be telling Gene Simmons how to play, this is her:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Kaye

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10934009_1038580862825507_4083347292012002327_n.jp g?oh=2f36cb51042281e491d30ecd5e5594ae&oe=56C9869B

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXIEA_U2QY

[Rare White Ape]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--CuYaKbfu--/19fdhc2kusy0mgif.gif

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5Kyjqy_460s.jpg

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/3nyc29C.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cPXuNns.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JrYjyTV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lm3HJ1t.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GwXeR2k.gif

[G'day Mate]

Some dickhead stole a Bender letterbox (http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/east-hills/bring-back-bender-belairs-favourite-futurama-landmark-is-stolen/story-fni9lkyu-1227585155695). Not cool!

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2015/10/28/1227585/155997-b2a33df2-7d01-11e5-946f-3bcb532ebcf7.jpg

Street view (https://www.google.com.au/maps/@-35.0085093,138.6105153,3a,75y,175.34h,58.96t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5t1exKvr1WvjPlD1Y2Fudg!2e0!7i1 3312!8i6656)

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnI4dhZZxQ

[Freude am Fahren]

http://i.imgur.com/hLalsg0.jpg

[Kchrpm]

Take some time to drink it all in.

http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW

[thesameguy]

Halfway through. This is educational.

[thesameguy]

Going to need some time.

[LHutton]

Gave up after 6.

[JSGeneral]

Those pants must of been double stitched.

[Kchrpm]

Those pants must of been double stitched.
:up:

[21Kid]

That's dumb.

[Godson]

Best twitter account ever.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXJI_grGJ9M

[Freude am Fahren]

Worst blur job ever. I saw nipple within like 3 seconds.

[overpowered]

Not sure whether to file this under education, comedy, or fear mongering of the media, but CNN fails basic science in this clip about flyaway blimp belonging to NORAD. The helium filled dirigible came loose from it’s mooring, and floated 200 miles before descending on it’s own after slowing leaking some of it’s light than air gas, helium.

“There’s fear it could have exploded. There’s Helium inside, right?”, ponders CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

http://www.techenstein.com/cnn-fails-basic-science/

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11924303_1246399755381033_4635773939699902507_n.jp g?oh=25699354bfd05a4018bb6bb4e9efe9f7&oe=56C95D0C

[Sad, little man]

And the award for best thing to break loose from its tethers in high winds goes to...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTP-BuaZ8w

[LHutton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo
Exactly, I fucking hate DST, it's just dumb.

[Sad, little man]

I don't hate DST, I hate standard time. Keep it DST year round!

[LHutton]

I don't hate DST, I hate standard time. Keep it DST year round!
Which one is the adjusted time, Summer or Winter? I prefer summer but it's mainly all the clock/watch resetting that pisses me off.

[Sad, little man]

Winter is standard time, summer is adjusted. So, to be precise, you like DST, you just want to keep it all the time, like me.

[Freude am Fahren]

And the reasons for it are totally backwards now. There are far more people who get out of work and would like some light after 5pm than there are people who need to work on farms at 5 am. It's all based on sunrise, but most of the population works inside and does miscellaneous things after work, so they should try to keep sunset more consistent.

[overpowered]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/fa6effcffe573d46014ffb45dda2fe22/tumblr_mzhgw2MWqa1t0o01do1_400.gif

[LHutton]

And the reasons for it are totally backwards now. There are far more people who get out of work and would like some light after 5pm than there are people who need to work on farms at 5 am. It's all based on sunrise, but most of the population works inside and does miscellaneous things after work, so they should try to keep sunset more consistent.
In the UK it's still dark until about 8am mid-winter anyway even with the DST, and gets dark again at 4pm. So you go to work in the dark and then come home in the dark, unless you work from home.:) You basically spend 5 days a week without sunlight for 3 months, actually causes a lot of suicides in Scandinavia.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tQqCdyflg

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1780845_10152316063401901_6408596912276535173_n.jp g?oh=74901cd86fbc07b526aef59c69e049e9&oe=56B52A23

[overpowered]

http://i.imgur.com/n8sVEAcl.jpg

[overpowered]

Language NSFW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByDSLeM6Lk

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEhnRioNn08

[Crazed_Insanity]

Gee, what is wrong with his mama?

[overpowered]

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/snakeeater.jpg

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12011412_407472472781852_515378605578748014_n.jpg? oh=c803887c8379543ea954e560eebd1e79&oe=56FA6698

[21Kid]

:?

[G'day Mate]

Gee, what is wrong with his mama?

This.

[SportWagon]

:?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel-and-toe

exaggerated

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

[CudaMan]

exaggerated

Not much really. Some cars need a technique more like that because the throttle and brake are too far apart to simply use the side of your foot to blip the throttle.

Traditionally, though, the throttle pedal comes lower down to the floorboard than the brake, and the graphic above shows the opposite, so the foot angle does look a little more extreme.

[/pedant]

[2ndMoparMan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX_vADIJts0

In honor of Ash vs Evil Dead.

[overpowered]

http://philome.la/jace_harr/you-feel-like-shit-an-interactive-self-care-guide/play

[overpowered]

Target Will Now Make You a Cocktail While You Shop

http://www.delish.com/food-news/a43694/chicago-target-serving-cocktails/

[Cam]

I had that happen once in a clothing store in Costa Mesa. Lori and I were trying on clothes and the clerk asked me, "Would you like a cocktail?" I was suspicious. "Pardon me?" I asked, to make sure I heard what I thought I heard. "Would you like a cocktail?" he said again. I was stymied. I boldly accused, "You're shitting me." Straight-faced, he said, "No, we can make you a cocktail." Lori got one, but I declined. :lol:

[21Kid]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel-and-toe

exaggerated :p I know what it is... That's why I wondered why it was posted here, at a racing-related site. ;)



Target Will Now Make You a Cocktail While You Shop

http://www.delish.com/food-news/a43694/chicago-target-serving-cocktails/ You'll spend more freely the more you drink. ;)

[Yw-slayer]

Sometimes you have to shop while drunk.

[SportWagon]

The pumpkins eventually realized those were not the same elephants.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0OrPrG1CU

[George]

I've seen drinks served in retail stores. Once, back was when I was in sales and wore a suit or sportcoat and tie every day, I went into a men's store I'd never been in before. I thought it was a place like Joseph A. Banks or Men's Warehouse, but I quickly realized I was in a custom shop. It was the kind of place where you get measured by a tailor and then look at cloth swatches for the custom-made suits and shirts you're ordering. I was offered a beer before I could gracefully back out of the store before being pegged as a penniless rube who should be shopping for burgundy polyester blazers and Sansabelt trousers at JC Penney instead.


Sometimes you have to shop while drunk.

At those prices, I guess so.

Another time was at my favorite local bicycle shop. The first time I ever went in there, the owner offered me a beer. They have a small refrigerator within handy reach of the sales floor. I've never had one there but I've seen other customers (and/or maybe the owner's friends) drinking one while sitting on the sofa in front of their big-screen TV.

[George]

Okay, which one of you guys is selling this shotgun on craigslist?

http://i.imgur.com/8V5TbbX.jpg

[thesameguy]

:lol: A+

[Rare White Ape]

Sometimes you have to shop while drunk.

Especially at a knock shop amirite??? lol

[overpowered]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/aed842e1fa863d6e991def1b9505d77f/tumblr_nx1lhqQZDl1rxpytqo1_400.gif

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-paVv6zTk

[overpowered]

There's a 6 year old child in this costume:

http://i0.wp.com/laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Rocket.jpg

Costume made by his mom:

http://laughingsquid.com/talented-mom-hand-crafts-an-incredibly-realistic-rocket-raccoon-costume-for-her-6-year-old-son/

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026246_773647822763938_1899656697473694365_n.jpg ?oh=37f6de51ce71845f582951ea3c0743d5&oe=56BE306F

[overpowered]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/041f0cea6239d7d70a47d53032697696/tumblr_nu9lmnJWYk1se85yeo1_250.gif

[G'day Mate]

This guy is hilariously boring ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGAnmRb66s0

Somehow I ended up watching about a dozen of his videos yesterday, but mostly just skipping to the parts when he made the gears turn.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/5/56/Gearhead.png/revision/latest?cb=20140421055739

[overpowered]

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8581177600/h580DD6CB/

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12208316_986066231451048_6554811455679166501_n.jpg ?oh=85cb87ce35552b8553245d31e0d30a9e&oe=56B47C1C

[Freude am Fahren]

I came here to post that. Luckily, I had another, though.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12190954_10100425763588331_2019532969997591765_n.j pg?oh=6a2315da8d53fc1a0ea8c65a94cbcb04&oe=56ADF393

[thesameguy]

I fear for us all.

[Sad, little man]

I don't... All of these GOP nutjobs are essentially guaranteeing a Democratic win in 2016. Maybe after a third straight presidential defeat the Republican party will either figure out it truly needs to get its head out of its ass or it will just disintegrate.

[thesameguy]

I hope that's how it goes, but I never underestimate the inability of people in large groups...

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12122762_10207980378493132_1773586000060294809_n.j pg?oh=65fea9e4715a9524f59ae5d7913e97dc&oe=56B4970D

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/10333476_978413205538852_4912034614060614935_o.jpg

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/apBXN9E_460s_v2.jpg

[overpowered]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0059/1872/products/fBomb_c6720b42-cbdc-4e01-88b2-20ec54dade6d_grande.jpg

http://store.explosm.net/collections/showcase/products/cyanide-happiness-f-bomb-plushie

[Sad, little man]

Well that went much further than I thought it would...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

[Godson]

It's more fun when they throw it in going full speed....

[overpowered]

Girl sitting on people prank. The good ones are at 1:45 and 2:30.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78qb0VcviVQ

[JSGeneral]

https://reclaimourrepublic.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/family-nuke-explosion.jpg?w=640

[Sad, little man]

I'm guessing the Sheabans had a history of cancer in their family.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDa0z0gEvI4

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eznm5GUWtiA

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueWXZaoHwsU

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVJpOmaDyU

[Rare White Ape]

That's the most annoying and least funny thing ever in the history of late night talk show segments.

So y'all do yourselves a favour and DON'T PUSH PLAY on that YouTube clip, lest you end up with IRONIC in your head as a fucking EARWORM, like I did between the hours of bed time and morning after watching it last night.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

[Yw-slayer]

It's like RRAAAAIIIIINNNNNNN

[JSGeneral]

on your wedding day

[21Kid]

assholes

[Yw-slayer]

I have to say that the original was such better.

[The359]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUJnYSr5tDc

So this is a thing.

She's local and everyone in the local Subaru groups is eating this up. I've seen the car around before, never seen her.

[Crazed_Insanity]

That's the most annoying and least funny thing ever in the history of late night talk show segments.

So y'all do yourselves a favour and DON'T PUSH PLAY on that YouTube clip, lest you end up with IRONIC in your head as a fucking EARWORM, like I did between the hours of bed time and morning after watching it last night.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

Gum chewing can fight ear worms!

[overpowered]

http://images.realclear.com/329760_5_.jpg

Who can top that? How about more than 3/4 of people?

[thesameguy]

I'd like to focus on the part that the average IQ of Americans is below the average IQ. :sadbanana:

[Godson]

I'm above according to my tests. I won't say by how much...

[Leon]

So this is a thing.

She's local and everyone in the local Subaru groups is eating this up. I've seen the car around before, never seen her.

That chick is completely and utterly without any class whatsoever.

Also, FUGLY car. Good lord. Somebody did that deliberately, not because they lost a bet?

[FaultyMario]

Yeah, wtf was that?

That passes for entertainment these days? Golden age of television my ass.

[speedpimp]

From Tshirthell. The shirt has actually been available for a few months.
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[overpowered]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/1a4df43b51c2d8e07005901868fd1416/tumblr_mvrm2di8BN1svx4upo1_500.gif

Peewee vs. Andy Warhol.

[overpowered]

http://i.imgur.com/VgleSGr.jpg

More:

http://imgur.com/gallery/MDOhj

[Rare White Ape]

Those are pretty fucking good.

[Yw-slayer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUJnYSr5tDc

So this is a thing.

She's local and everyone in the local Subaru groups is eating this up. I've seen the car around before, never seen her.

I still this doesn't beat that crazy dude from the UK shown in VICE, but this is another kind of... yeah.

[Freude am Fahren]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FAnH2Awr--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1524736432596735778.jpg

[G'day Mate]

https://visualioner.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/549622_514275431966426_1078247949_n.jpg

http://www.tofugu.com/2012/06/05/misogynistic-kanji/

[Phil_SS]

:lol:

[LHutton]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FAnH2Awr--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1524736432596735778.jpg
:lol:

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84ZtfpSuYM

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/l/t1.0-9/1459217_10202506131201186_1618971591_n.jpg?oh=3fe1 0850abfc8ab6b9041f74d8e4d3b4&oe=56B56429

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GMICfSUA5Q

[Rare White Ape]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Screen-Shot-2014-11-17-at-11.50.05.png

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/6yb2Een.gif
http://i.imgur.com/9ZyV3AN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rjda0Wh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GvvoAIQ.gif

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12239483_10153675272075396_9196540889397022956_n.j pg?oh=2a6d6901d0b7282540cb4c4b671d8f60&oe=56EFFF8B

[overpowered]

http://images.realclear.com/331026_5_.jpg

[Jason]

*cringe*

[LHutton]

I wonder why they ended up working in a drive through.

[thesameguy]

It's just a day job while they work on the screen play, obvs.

[Rare White Ape]

What's wrong? They used the correct there/they're/their for the situation.

[LHutton]

1 out of 3 is great in baseball.

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgHVEQ3FjKk

[overpowered]

1 out of 3 is great in baseball.:smh:

Are => our
no => know
your => you're

At best, it's 1 out of 4, though I think I could make a case that "thru" should really be "through". "Thru" is a widely accepted informal spelling but it's not really correct.

That's just the spelling issues. There should be a period after "down" and "just" should be capitalized.

English. Do you speak it?

[LHutton]

True, I gave up at 'no'. Full stop also missing.

[overpowered]

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!"

Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.

Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

"Very good, Sam. Thank you."

Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1185442_726280574068065_350502922_n.jpg?oh=79179a1 5735e86a978a584fa997f58e7&oe=56B4AEC9

[LHutton]

Go on explain. I'm slow today.

[Freude am Fahren]

Rocky and Bullwinkle?

[speedpimp]

Rocky and Bullwinkle?
WINNER! WINNER! FLYIN' SQUIRREL DINNER!

[Godson]

Go on explain. I'm slow today.


No, you are British.

[LHutton]

No, you are British.
That's probably not helping either.

[SportWagon]

I'm originally British, but also Canadian now, and I quite like Rocky and Bullwinkle, which by now you've looked up in wikipedia, and I didn't actually get it either, but I didn't try too hard. I just thought it was neat to associate another animal, a squirrel, with the moose picture.

Was it the same moose?

[Godson]

That's probably not helping either.


Not at all unless you follow a lot of American Pop Culture

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZNODQn_460s.jpg

[Sad, little man]

Ha!

[G'day Mate]

:lol: Nice (Rocky & Bullwinkle joke from above)

[Rare White Ape]

I'm originally British, but also Canadian now, and I quite like Rocky and Bullwinkle, which by now you've looked up in wikipedia, and I didn't actually get it either, but I didn't try too hard. I just thought it was neat to associate another animal, a squirrel, with the moose picture.

Was it the same moose?

I actually got it right away but I'm not even American or British or old or anything.

[George]

I'm wondering when the last time The Rocky And Bullwinkle show was on TV. I watched it as a kid, but it was in reruns then, in the 1970s. Of course now everything is online or available to order on DVD or download, which is great, but some things that everyone seemed to know about now have become obscure.

If LHutton hasn't found it online yet, the gag was the Cold War era Soviet villians Boris and Natasha were always up to no good, and Rocky and Bullwinkle would manage to foil their evil plans. Boris and Natasha would often say to each other in their Russian accents, "Get moose and squirrel!"

I couldn't find a video with that exact line in it, but here's one with "moose and squirrel", minus the "get".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi03bifJFTo

[Yw-slayer]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZNODQn_460s.jpg

LOL

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGRGOPGF1LQ

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3la0PZz_V4

[overpowered]

Stupid fuckheads. Apparently this is now trendy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiW-BVPCbZk

[overpowered]

Took me a few seconds to get this one.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12093_576094772419980_481324428_n.jpg?oh=55398797b fa5fbe24dbdca2d2e835ae3&oe=56DC453D

[Yw-slayer]

That took WAY too long for me to figure out, and the payoff wasn't even worth it.

[The359]

Stupid fuckheads. Apparently this is now trendy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiW-BVPCbZk

It's been a trend for a while, unfortunately.

[Yw-slayer]

Very uncool, and a massive waste of everyone's time and money. Also incredibly inconsiderate as someone else out there might actually NEED the SWAT team to rescue them at around the same time.

[Rare White Ape]

Not to mention exceedingly dangerous for the victim.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxHm0CWcyVA

[LHutton]

That took WAY too long for me to figure out, and the payoff wasn't even worth it.
It's either because of the song, or because of the fact a false version of Thanksgiving history has been touted for some time.

[SportWagon]

Took me a few seconds to get this one.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12093_576094772419980_481324428_n.jpg?oh=55398797b fa5fbe24dbdca2d2e835ae3&oe=56DC453DShouldn't GYM have gone from maybe D to B+? Why is he so bad at Math? Because he keeps giving accurate answers?

Is this the same reindeer?

[overpowered]

:|

[Godson]

I had to look up the lyrics because I couldn't remember the verse. I got it now.

[FaultyMario]

:blankstare:

I agree, bad Gym grades b/c no reindeer games.

[speedpimp]

Well the verse "He'll go down in History" either refers to his grades falling or being forced to blow the teacher to keep said grades from falling.

[SportWagon]

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiney nose!
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say "it glows"

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say;
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him!
As they shouted out with glee!!!
Rudoph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in HIS-STOR-RY!


That's from memory only.

I forgot the intro...

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

And I said "Play in any reindeer games" instead of "Join in any reindeer games".

Now, where did I put my car keys?

[Rare White Ape]

Have we had enough fun explaining this joke to ourselves yet?

[SportWagon]

So I wondered about motorized picnic tables, and while there's no entry for them yet in wikipedia, they are referred to here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_Bending

Web searches suggest that in Australia they are particularly a phenomenon. (I wondered in the video whether the crews had built the tables themselves, as a bizarre idea, and then decided to drive them, or if motorized picnic tables were really a thing).

Edit: wikipedia search does not know to look for "motorized" if you give "motorised", and vice-versa.

[G'day Mate]

My favourite reindeer was always Olive ...

https://cbsseattle.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/olivethoether.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fqrtJ7bQ9eY/ULwBumAIbEI/AAAAAAAAGzk/NJr1OwOYZHo/s1600/Reindeer+Games+2.jpg

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11986429_10156178781935456_8161599341003110441_n.j pg?oh=5181ad98a1e9252763c25e2be4ecb538&oe=56F24C18

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avLMOMb_460s.jpg

[FaultyMario]

I agree.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

[TheBenior]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11986429_10156178781935456_8161599341003110441_n.j pg?oh=5181ad98a1e9252763c25e2be4ecb538&oe=56F24C18

The wife and I frequently refer to this little guy as a ridiculous GMO wolf:
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[Sad, little man]

Please don't besmirch the name of GMOs like that.

Yeah, I know it's just a joke, but the scientific consensus about GMOs is pretty clear, they're safe (unless you believe junk science websites.) Yet, people still seem to believe they're unsafe. I put people who avoid GMOs right in the same basket as the vaccine autism loonies.

We are at a point in society where very clear science is being questioned by the masses. We're one step away from mobs with pitchforks going after anyone who says the earth is round. Frankly it's scary, and it needs to stop.

[Yw-slayer]

I dunno man, the science about sugar suggested it was safe and that fat is bad. Lol

[TheBenior]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujBjn1qeCLs

[LHutton]

Please don't besmirch the name of GMOs like that.

Yeah, I know it's just a joke, but the scientific consensus about GMOs is pretty clear, they're safe (unless you believe junk science websites.) Yet, people still seem to believe they're unsafe. I put people who avoid GMOs right in the same basket as the vaccine autism loonies.

We are at a point in society where very clear science is being questioned by the masses. We're one step away from mobs with pitchforks going after anyone who says the earth is round. Frankly it's scary, and it needs to stop.
Too soon to say for sure. How long did it take to link smoking to cancer? Even now slight increases in the risk of cancer with certain foods are being noted. Not saying they're definitely bad or good but I'd like to keep them labelled.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/08/06/genetic-modification.aspx

[thesameguy]

I am sure some people are against GMOs because they are worried about health issues, but that is not the sole reason to worry about GMOs. Patenting plants is a problem. Charging farmers annually for new seeds is a problem. Uncertainty about long term crossbreeding with natural plants is a problem. Asserting that your GMO seeds cannot yield plants capable of reproduction and then finding out they can suggests a problem. I am not worried about getting a disease from GMO food, but I am worried about the impact of GMO food on the economy and the ecosystem. Although I think requiring labels on GMO food creates a scare, I don't know a better way for rational people who want to vote with their dollars, so whaddayagonnado?

[overpowered]

Good point. Monsanto has been quite predatory about the lawsuits. They've sued farmers who had seeds blow onto their field from an adjoining field owned by a different farmer. Farmers who use seeds from plants that they grow from GMO seeds are required to pay Monsanto again, even though Monsanto didn't provide those seeds themselves.

I'm also not so sure about the Roundup issue. I'm not sure that science has had time to properly show that increased amounts of Roundup on food is actually safe over the long term.

I think it's reasonable to require labeling. Let consumers decide for themselves, for whatever reasons that they may have.

[TheBenior]

Too soon to say for sure. How long did it take to link smoking to cancer? Even now slight increases in the risk of cancer with certain foods are being noted. Not saying they're definitely bad or good but I'd like to keep them labelled.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/08/06/genetic-modification.aspx

Mercola is a junk science website.

[Crazed_Insanity]

Definitely need labels for natural or artificial. Let the consumers decide what they want.

[Kchrpm]

It's a slippery slope, we've been blending and splicing crops since farming started AFAIK, we've just gotten "better" at it lately and can do it more specifically/effectively.

[Rare White Ape]

Too soon to say for sure. How long did it take to link smoking to cancer?

A couple of thousand years. There was FINALLY some solid evidence of the dangers of tobacco by the 1920s. I'd say it would be confirmed that GMO food is dangerous by the 8th millenium AD.

[LHutton]

I am sure some people are against GMOs because they are worried about health issues, but that is not the sole reason to worry about GMOs. Patenting plants is a problem. Charging farmers annually for new seeds is a problem. Uncertainty about long term crossbreeding with natural plants is a problem. Asserting that your GMO seeds cannot yield plants capable of reproduction and then finding out they can suggests a problem. I am not worried about getting a disease from GMO food, but I am worried about the impact of GMO food on the economy and the ecosystem. Although I think requiring labels on GMO food creates a scare, I don't know a better way for rational people who want to vote with their dollars, so whaddayagonnado?
Yep, impact on the environment is another potential issue. I think the jury's still out on GMO.

[LHutton]

Anyway, funny pictures.

http://cdnph.upi.com/sv/b/i/UPI-9721448741080/2015/1/14487448635277/Internet-mocks-Islamic-State-by-editing-rubber-ducks-into-recruitment-photos.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUo1lMZWoAAeM0C.jpg
http://dudecomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/issiducks-1000x580.jpg
http://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Trolling-ISIS-By-Turning-Them-Into-Little-Rubber-Ducks-pictures-002.jpg
http://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Trolling-ISIS-By-Turning-Them-Into-Little-Rubber-Ducks-pictures-008.jpg
http://data1.ibtimes.co.in/cache-img-544-0/en/full/590863/1448711572_isis-ducks.jpg
http://i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a508/sigmafour1/Erdogan_zpsoz4arxlu.png (http://s1281.photobucket.com/user/sigmafour1/media/Erdogan_zpsoz4arxlu.png.html)

[FaultyMario]

I'm just gonna leave this here, Evidence convinced judge of threat posed to honey production in Yucatán (http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/poverty-matters/2014/aug/08/sweet-victory-beekeepers-monsanto-gm-soybeans); that is from 2014, earlier this month, the supreme court voided Monsanto's permit to plant Roundup-ready soybeans.

GMOs worry me because of unintended consequences.

[speedpimp]

It's a slippery slope, we've been blending and splicing crops since farming started AFAIK, we've just gotten "better" at it lately and can do it more specifically/effectively.

Exactly. Too bad people seem to forget this. Pretty sure the same can be said for domesticated farm animals as they have been changed significantly over millennia.

[Kchrpm]

Dogs are probably the most commonly seen example of major genetic modifications that humans have purposefully bred. There's already a service out there to clone pets: http://www.viagenpetservices.com/

[Cam]

We were special guests at the football game on Saturday. We were in an auditorium with about 50 people, mostly football recruits and their families. Several of the principals of the team, coaches, etc. talked about what they do for the team and their aims. The team chaplain was last. He gave what I considered to be an anti-gay rant. After, I asked our guide why he's allowed to get away with that. She said that she had not thought about it that way before. :|

[Kchrpm]

Welcome to South Carolina?

[Sad, little man]

Ain't quite the same as living in the progressive wonderland of Canada, is it? :|

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12311205_911266188993330_6609345648643540990_n.jpg ?oh=cd3adb052bb73028364f27f198040ba4&oe=56AC30D8

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcBB0VjuVDM

[LHutton]

All your gravity is belong to us?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLllIbRg8M8

[21Kid]

The street cleaner on the right got snagged on a cable and upended the three cars.

[overpowered]

My parents used to have a cat that stole mostly shoes, though he did branch out a little bit. We found a paperback book on the porch once and some giant leaves. About once every 2-4 weeks my mom would throw all the shoes in a basket and knock on people's doors asking if any of these shoes were theirs, apologizing for our cat. Fortunately, everyone thought it was funny, but many did stop leaving shoes outside in the back yard or in an open garage. He was once caught dragging a large work boot that was bigger than he was down the sidewalk.

This cat will apparently steal anything.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nOzELrHtj8

[overpowered]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1622234_601407963262245_1053533611_n.jpg?oh=50b91c 260113d35aa2949ab2738a4dc8&oe=56F22DBC

[Crazed_Insanity]

How incompetent! He even misspelled Arbic!!!:angry: