Internet memotivationally epic fails [Archive] - Page 15

overpowered

December 3rd, 2015, 04:35 PM

Dr. Dreidel

https://assets.entrepreneur.com/content/16x9/822/20141217181750-dr-dre-inspired-amazing-hanukkah-gift.jpeg

http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/241045

G'day Mate

December 3rd, 2015, 08:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oad5F3Bu9g

Cam

December 4th, 2015, 04:23 AM

We were special guests at the football game on Saturday. We were in an auditorium with about 50 people, mostly football recruits and their families. Several of the principals of the team, coaches, etc. talked about what they do for the team and their aims. The team chaplain was last. He gave what I considered to be an anti-gay rant. After, I asked our guide why he's allowed to get away with that. She said that she had not thought about it that way before. :|

The word got around to Lori's colleagues, including a dean. The dean said that the chaplain has been written up before. He preaches creationism to the players and argues their professors are wrong about evolution. :erm:

SportWagon

December 4th, 2015, 04:26 AM

The chaplain has tenure, I guess?

Cam

December 4th, 2015, 04:54 AM

No, he is only paid 4,500/year. Football rules all here.

tigeraid

December 4th, 2015, 07:20 AM

The word got around to Lori's colleagues, including a dean. The dean said that the chaplain has been written up before. He preaches creationism to the players and argues their professors are wrong about evolution. :erm:

:smh:

overpowered

December 4th, 2015, 08:25 AM

Profound sounding bullshit generator.

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

overpowered

December 4th, 2015, 02:49 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePoi0_zSnYk

overpowered

December 4th, 2015, 04:47 PM

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cars/4-year-old-girl-drives-heavy-duty-volvo-truck-pictures-video/

overpowered

December 4th, 2015, 05:22 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153334001005197

overpowered

December 4th, 2015, 06:23 PM

Teen Bud Weisser Accused of Trespassing at Budweiser Brewery

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/national-international/Teen-Bud-Weisser-Arrested-for-Trespassing-at-Budweiser-Brewery-360639141.html

overpowered

December 4th, 2015, 06:36 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmIkHvGEfs

LHutton

December 5th, 2015, 12:32 PM

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12345604_10208139033657403_4422574274119813026_n.j pg?oh=549f83274d3eb32dc0575accd4170595&oe=56DE3423

LHutton

December 5th, 2015, 02:14 PM

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/88946

The359

December 5th, 2015, 03:17 PM

If you can't tell the difference between regulating a device and regulating a group of people...

speedpimp

December 5th, 2015, 03:59 PM

Profound sounding bullshit generator.

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

Pain is born in the gap where joy has been excluded.

overpowered

December 5th, 2015, 10:46 PM

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12345604_10208139033657403_4422574274119813026_n.j pg?oh=549f83274d3eb32dc0575accd4170595&oe=56DE3423

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/88946You do realize that there's a gun control thread, right?

Godson

December 5th, 2015, 11:07 PM

He is deranged. So I doubt it.

LHutton

December 6th, 2015, 05:12 AM

You do realize that there's a gun control thread, right?
Oh yeah, feel free to move it. Sorry.

G'day Mate

December 6th, 2015, 01:08 PM

Some funny bits in this one ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0PE5zUVqg

speedpimp

December 6th, 2015, 01:12 PM

1538

Fogelhund

December 7th, 2015, 09:40 AM

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12345604_10208139033657403_4422574274119813026_n.j pg?oh=549f83274d3eb32dc0575accd4170595&oe=56DE3423

This is one of the dumbest Meme fails of all time..I'd argue it further, but go ahead, put it in the gun rights thread.

overpowered

December 7th, 2015, 05:30 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op9H9_jMjeY

Sad, little man

December 7th, 2015, 05:38 PM

It would be a lot more exciting cop show if they had guns.

overpowered

December 7th, 2015, 05:57 PM

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kxP5U-bZ--/18k22uvbwt0dojpg.jpg

http://gawker.com/5781582/someone-is-setting-hipster-traps-in-new-york

Godson

December 7th, 2015, 06:39 PM

The comments are fucking ace!!!

G'day Mate

December 7th, 2015, 06:42 PM

:lol:

JoshInKC

December 7th, 2015, 07:21 PM

I hope its a viral marketing thing for a new season of The Kids in the Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITLXo19248g

Cam

December 7th, 2015, 08:22 PM

Re: Hipster traps.

It's art. Stupid art.

overpowered

December 7th, 2015, 09:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1chLj1fro

overpowered

December 8th, 2015, 11:24 AM

http://45.media.tumblr.com/57ca656789f015519364d9e37941c028/tumblr_nyw3otZVTD1tlb56zo1_400.gif

December 8th, 2015, 06:42 PM

Personal Foul, horse-collar tackle, 15 yards!

overpowered

December 8th, 2015, 08:09 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/wmfwuHTSBZhEA/giphy.gif

George

December 9th, 2015, 09:05 AM

Personal Foul, horse-collar tackle, 15 yards!

Excellent![/Mr. Burns voice]

overpowered

December 9th, 2015, 11:39 AM

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RyHaZLQn--/sbs5euxulidjjercwfaq.gif

speedpimp

December 9th, 2015, 12:24 PM

Was just getting ready to post that very same gif. That Eagle has my vote for President.

MR2 Fan

December 9th, 2015, 05:07 PM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNKx276_460s.jpg

Rare White Ape

December 9th, 2015, 10:32 PM

Was just getting ready to post that very same gif. That Eagle has my vote for President.

That eagle sure doesn't like having its freedom and liberty restricted.

overpowered

December 9th, 2015, 11:01 PM

I tried to find more info on that eagle. The only thing I found was that its name is Uncle Sam.

It's illegal for most people to possess a bald eagle in the U.S. You pretty much have to be a zoo or research facility or something like that to have one. Even the ones that they have tend to have to be non-releasable into the wild for some reason, such as injuries or defects that would make it hard for them to survive in the wild. I suspect some may be owned by people who do animal stuff for movies and promotions like this. They are harder to train than other birds of prey and tend to be very temperamental. Even their close cousins golden eagles are easier.

Chances are, that eagle was just as bad with its handler as it was with Trump.

SportWagon

December 10th, 2015, 05:41 AM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNKx276_460s.jpgNot exactly.

And, besides it being irrational, when I do a calculation I get 25.80697580 which is closer to 25.8070 than 25.8069, and indeed the square does seem closer too.

George

December 10th, 2015, 07:12 AM

It's illegal for most people to possess a bald eagle in the U.S.

That's why you want to go ahead and serve them before anyone finds out. I think breaded and deep fried is best, but they will also work in a stir-fry with enough soy sauce or similar to keep the meat moist.

21Kid

December 10th, 2015, 07:24 AM

Soy sauce?!? YOU ANIMAL!!! :mad:

overpowered

December 10th, 2015, 02:42 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=717457601709963

Sad, little man

December 10th, 2015, 04:01 PM

Oh, it looks like a penis, I get it.

Rare White Ape

December 10th, 2015, 05:13 PM

Oh, it looks like a penis, I get it.

I'm just happy that this one doesn't require a lengthy explanation.

overpowered

December 10th, 2015, 10:48 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10154372317655476

overpowered

December 11th, 2015, 01:21 AM

I tried to find more info on that eagle. The only thing I found was that its name is Uncle Sam.

The handler was Jonathan Wood of the Raptor Project:

http://www.raptorproject.com/aboutus.htm

According to a CNN report on TV, Uncle Sam is 27 and was hit by a car and lost part of his wing to surgery due to that collision. He's also blind in one eye. He also snapped at Stephen Colbert and President Clinton. Wood describes him as the most difficult bird he works with.

JoshInKC

December 11th, 2015, 03:54 AM

Not surprising. I've heard that bald eagles are incredibly stupid and ill-tempered, even for raptors.
The turkey should be our national bird.

Godson

December 11th, 2015, 08:38 AM

That's what Ben Franklin wanted.

overpowered

December 11th, 2015, 10:29 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R3FvS4xr4

overpowered

December 11th, 2015, 09:25 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10207218690616947

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

G'day Mate

December 11th, 2015, 10:52 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qStPaKB1LQ

Yw-slayer

December 12th, 2015, 04:59 AM

http://m.imgur.com/a/Gjcb5

Godson

December 12th, 2015, 06:19 AM

That guy is my hero!!!!

Yw-slayer

December 12th, 2015, 06:25 AM

It's basically screwing with that guy... a little bit at a time.

I foresee 5 out of 7 going right up there with Sharp Knees.

Rare White Ape

December 12th, 2015, 06:44 AM

Reminds me of Ken M*. He remains an inspiration to us all.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/10/ken-m-is-the-most-epic-troll-on-the-internet/

*secretly wonders if Z07 is actually Ken M in disguise

Freude am Fahren

December 12th, 2015, 07:59 AM

We all have a "Brenden" on our feeds. And we've all wanted to be a "Robert"

Godson

December 12th, 2015, 08:08 AM

Zo7 isn't smart enough to pull that off

thesameguy

December 12th, 2015, 08:16 AM

Aspirational.

Cam

December 12th, 2015, 08:20 AM

"It will go well with your guillotine and feudalistic ideologies."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Freude am Fahren

December 12th, 2015, 03:42 PM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12359916_1037636639590189_7251644196238463879_n.jp g?oh=e2318b509e4170f0225d532ab0d65394&oe=57151A36

Rare White Ape

December 12th, 2015, 04:34 PM

That would be funny were it not for that fucking 's' hanging awkwardly like that friend that no one likes on the end of that un-capitalised noun which forms the focus of the meme.

FUCK

overpowered

December 12th, 2015, 04:40 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEaYRI254ho

overpowered

December 12th, 2015, 08:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ3y6q40B8

overpowered

December 12th, 2015, 08:18 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=882845105136838

overpowered

December 12th, 2015, 09:12 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlusgU-MUZ4

overpowered

December 13th, 2015, 09:33 AM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1095450723819013

overpowered

December 13th, 2015, 09:41 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuY5fGdTkM8

overpowered

December 13th, 2015, 07:45 PM

A friend of mine was at Disneyland today with his daughters. It was Dick van Dyke's 90th birthday. There was a flash mob for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ref9CYaWKm4

overpowered

December 14th, 2015, 06:24 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdzCv_9eaoM

overpowered

December 14th, 2015, 09:19 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/d2YYazzmPBtOZPEI/giphy.gif

overpowered

December 15th, 2015, 07:44 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1005919009471347

If you get this, you're probably at least 45.

Rare White Ape

December 16th, 2015, 12:06 AM

I'm 33. What do I win?

JSGeneral

December 16th, 2015, 03:49 AM

His pears are hanging a bit low and to his left.

SportWagon

December 16th, 2015, 05:34 AM

They could have chosen a more desirable family member. But maybe he's getting paid; he probably needs cash the most.

And it was rerun like crazy on various channels.

Freude am Fahren

December 16th, 2015, 08:18 AM

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12321618_1187217814641242_5975628074934665926_n.jp g?oh=7f275f52bb821daf1976c26c441d4a77&oe=56E5CF38

thesameguy

December 16th, 2015, 08:25 AM

Agreed.

overpowered

December 16th, 2015, 10:58 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zret7O8YoU

overpowered

December 16th, 2015, 11:06 AM

Australia

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/godzilla.PNG

overpowered

December 16th, 2015, 11:44 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/d2Z5roaPt95SWFb2/giphy.gif

overpowered

December 16th, 2015, 08:45 PM

1547

thesameguy

December 16th, 2015, 09:41 PM

Yeah they would - people in the 1950s knew how to use an apostrophe as well as a rifle.

Sad, little man

December 17th, 2015, 12:23 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss

overpowered

December 17th, 2015, 01:21 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1070626562967608

overpowered

December 17th, 2015, 07:53 PM

Akido master demonstrates the best move if someone comes at you with a sword:

http://i.imgur.com/r7mpBQi.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/r7mpBQi.gifv

Rare White Ape

December 17th, 2015, 10:12 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/d2Z5roaPt95SWFb2/giphy.gif

I was there for almost all of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLm6Z4taV6w

It may look ridiculous but it was the best damn job I've ever had.

December 18th, 2015, 07:50 AM

That DOES look like it's more fun to make than it is to sit and watch.

overpowered

December 18th, 2015, 02:39 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ogywkAad1qdlh1io1_400.gif

overpowered

December 18th, 2015, 09:41 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg

G'day Mate

December 19th, 2015, 03:27 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XVMaYtXGJE

LHutton

December 19th, 2015, 09:24 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqgU-vFpt4

overpowered

December 19th, 2015, 08:03 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hal4LmPRB9I

"Vaccines cause 240% of black boys to have autism"

MR2 Fan

December 19th, 2015, 09:16 PM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12308453_10154063359771874_6721548686053318822_n.j pg?oh=41c9cdadcf18b7683ee443e33bcbab31&oe=570BC5C3

overpowered

December 20th, 2015, 08:26 AM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=435550426569575

G'day Mate

December 20th, 2015, 08:41 PM

Whoopsie ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04

Reminds me of this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHcnw7qWLIg

21Kid

December 21st, 2015, 05:26 AM

:lol:
I'm guessing Steve Harvey is going to be FIRED!!!

Freude am Fahren

December 21st, 2015, 03:08 PM

Very sad what happened last night at the Miss Universe Pageant. I sold it 6 months ago for a record price. This would never have happened!

..

GreatScawt

December 21st, 2015, 04:29 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=435550426569575

Shitty logic man.

It should be 7/N + 6

Freude am Fahren

December 21st, 2015, 04:33 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsU-r814EXk

overpowered

December 21st, 2015, 08:16 PM

http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50050/1000999274/870/1-photo-u1.jpg

MR2 Fan

December 21st, 2015, 09:13 PM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNnr4x3_700b_v1.jpg

GreatScawt

December 21st, 2015, 09:16 PM

http://i.imgur.com/i09VbPK.webm

LHutton

December 22nd, 2015, 02:30 AM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNnr4x3_700b_v1.jpg
Most white people would actually approve of that suggestion though.

Cam

December 22nd, 2015, 04:45 AM

If you're saying that, then you completely miss the point of the satire. :rolleyes:

Godson

December 22nd, 2015, 08:45 AM

If you're saying that, then you completely miss the point of the satire. :rolleyes:

Are you really that surprised he would say something like this?

LHutton

December 22nd, 2015, 09:20 AM

If you're saying that, then you completely miss the point of the satire. :rolleyes:
No, I got it. It was drawing on racial profiling and applying it to the financial sector, but it was honestly a bad analogy to pick. I think securities firms and the financial sector in general in under-policed, or more a law unto themselves really. Most people would agree with that too.

Cam

December 22nd, 2015, 12:52 PM

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/652/230114_908223010.png

LHutton

December 22nd, 2015, 02:46 PM

http://www.gazrox.com/fatcats/random/lol_funny_cats_with_quotes_58.jpg

overpowered

December 22nd, 2015, 05:07 PM

If you're saying that, then you completely miss the point of the satire. :rolleyes:Indeed; though he also doesn't really know American white culture very well. I guarantee that most Trump/Cruz/Rubio/Jeb/Fiorina/etc. supporters would not support that. Maybe Paul supporters, but probably not.

overpowered

December 22nd, 2015, 07:29 PM

I know it's been done with a raccoon. This time it's a cockroach.

https://imgur.com/a/wtGxj#

Godson

December 22nd, 2015, 07:55 PM

Rosie the Roach. Lol

JoshInKC

December 22nd, 2015, 08:11 PM

Can confirm. This is exactly the type of thing that Anthro students/faculty get up to.

overpowered

December 22nd, 2015, 10:35 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxro_zSHS4

Rare White Ape

December 22nd, 2015, 10:55 PM

Can confirm. This is exactly the type of thing that Anthro students/faculty get up to.

I thought it could only be anthropology students who would mourn a free roach suck as Rosie. It might assuage the guilt of having stuck pins through hundreds of beautiful butterflies for their displays.

JoshInKC

December 23rd, 2015, 05:19 AM

Wrong field - Anthropology in the study of humans (Linguistics, Physical anthro, Cultural anthro, and in America - Archaeology). You're thinking of either entomology or anthropodology.

overpowered

December 23rd, 2015, 10:17 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFp0pGsiD_M

Leon

December 23rd, 2015, 10:34 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3xvh51/what_is_your_tinder_horror_story/

As a single guy, using internet dating, that link is hilarious.

Actually, to clarify, after months and months (and months) of no dates, then two utterly boring first dates, I have in fact disabled dating profiles, deleted apps etc, as I'm just totally "over" making the effort for now.

Single life yo.

Rare White Ape

December 23rd, 2015, 12:53 PM

Wrong field - Anthropology in the study of humans (Linguistics, Physical anthro, Cultural anthro, and in America - Archaeology). You're thinking of either entomology or anthropodology.

Whoops! I meant to refer to bug students of course. I even read the caption in the link which said 'anthro' thinking it meant 'arthro'. Which means my post is utterly incorrect in both meaning and comprehension.

So moving right along…

LHutton

December 23rd, 2015, 01:21 PM

Indeed; though he also doesn't really know American white culture very well. I guarantee that most Trump/Cruz/Rubio/Jeb/Fiorina/etc. supporters would not support that. Maybe Paul supporters, but probably not.
Ron Paul supporters definitely would, the rest are BS merchants.

Freude am Fahren

December 23rd, 2015, 02:24 PM

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12391417_10153886530221742_5152016761597894604_n.j pg?oh=05264227d675a0821f84abc8963b5344&oe=56D5391D

LHutton

December 23rd, 2015, 04:13 PM

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11988514_10154298076119298_3725718554208014794_n.j pg?oh=99dc6706b6e84d89e6b0e30fe24bc8e7&oe=571E6448

overpowered

December 23rd, 2015, 04:43 PM

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11988514_10154298076119298_3725718554208014794_n.j pg?oh=99dc6706b6e84d89e6b0e30fe24bc8e7&oe=571E6448

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/9-weirdest-facts-about-boobs

Yw-slayer

December 23rd, 2015, 06:12 PM

Leon

December 23rd, 2015, 07:00 PM

Merry Christmas :)

overpowered

December 23rd, 2015, 08:55 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgavGowD_A

LHutton

December 24th, 2015, 01:39 AM

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/9-weirdest-facts-about-boobs

9. Staring at boobs extends a man’s life by five years.
I just increased your lifespan. You're welcome.:lol:

Freude am Fahren

December 24th, 2015, 01:23 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqcG1Ws5FE

overpowered

December 24th, 2015, 09:24 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153422201462424

MR2 Fan

December 25th, 2015, 09:14 AM

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/10553363_1010135142391472_3673116837618625445_n.jp g?oh=fdc1721cdbdde21820690f0fda367fea&oe=57091022

MR2 Fan

December 25th, 2015, 11:25 PM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adj66jZ_460s.jpg

LHutton

December 26th, 2015, 02:07 AM

:lol:

Rare White Ape

December 26th, 2015, 03:19 AM

The pull-out technique is equally as effective as condom use.

And a poor pull-out technique is equally as effective as poor condom use.

I read it somewhere. Hope it helps :)

overpowered

December 26th, 2015, 12:39 PM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adj66jZ_460s.jpgJust ask abstinence advocate Bristol Palin.

LHutton

December 26th, 2015, 01:01 PM

Not trying to spread rumours, but apparently she took it in the butt and still got pregnant. Given the family IQ, this is not surprising.

G'day Mate

December 26th, 2015, 02:04 PM

Isn't that how lawyers are made?

overpowered

December 26th, 2015, 03:24 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-BlF7p4y4

overpowered

December 26th, 2015, 07:03 PM

This beats Australia, but on a much smaller scale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande

Jason

December 26th, 2015, 07:05 PM

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adj66jZ_460s.jpg

There should be a version of this with a picture of Darth Vader instead.

Dicknose

December 26th, 2015, 07:45 PM

This beats Australia, but on a much smaller scale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande

But it's just snakes.
If Australia was renamed it would be "Everything tries to kill you Island"

overpowered

December 26th, 2015, 07:52 PM

One snake per square meter and deadly.

MR2 Fan

December 27th, 2015, 08:42 AM

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/overly-manly-teddy-roosevelt.jpg

overpowered

December 27th, 2015, 01:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEgeh5hA5ko

overpowered

December 27th, 2015, 07:05 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2zyjbH9zzA

overpowered

December 28th, 2015, 08:10 AM

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1749308157

GreatScawt

December 28th, 2015, 12:32 PM

It's like a train wreck

http://imgur.com/gallery/nCIZ0

overpowered

December 28th, 2015, 01:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0w24DLClOg

MR2 Fan

December 28th, 2015, 06:05 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YZfAJDYeOk

Rare White Ape

December 28th, 2015, 06:20 PM

It's like a train wreck

http://imgur.com/gallery/nCIZ0

All of that is gold.

overpowered

December 29th, 2015, 10:50 PM

This explains so much.

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1173673822649543

overpowered

December 29th, 2015, 11:28 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mrRKK4-jL.jpg

overpowered

December 30th, 2015, 05:24 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=470827906433768

overpowered

December 31st, 2015, 10:53 AM

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6ab25058c6ab3fd0b7edbdd7530ac9fb/tumblr_nzc7jxEOCL1qkvbwso1_500.png

overpowered

December 31st, 2015, 10:59 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSmGxRGut6w

overpowered

December 31st, 2015, 02:24 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx12QHA9pIM

overpowered

January 1st, 2016, 10:41 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvaPRlZtfyc

overpowered

January 1st, 2016, 10:43 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7kkVYSbXVc

LHutton

January 2nd, 2016, 03:22 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHbi5aI2hPM
From the way he broke his neck, I'd be surprised if he could still use his arms (or still be alive). I know I'm missing the point.;)

overpowered

January 2nd, 2016, 08:16 AM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10205479240915876

overpowered

January 2nd, 2016, 08:29 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

MR2 Fan

January 2nd, 2016, 09:16 AM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10205479240915876

:lol:

Freude am Fahren

January 2nd, 2016, 10:29 AM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/252262_10153865028722287_7097560002823917307_n.png ?oh=e15acaacee31fa12c0be48fbd6e9253e&oe=571C7D77

overpowered

January 2nd, 2016, 10:30 AM

:lol:I knew at least a few people here would get that.

Freude am Fahren

January 2nd, 2016, 10:30 AM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1929590_428127520724434_896106987903528103_n.jpg?o h=3163487d3e63fc26150a1be322d8d538&oe=5705E81B

LHutton

January 2nd, 2016, 11:01 AM

http://forums.eagle.ru/attachment.php?attachmentid=131663&d=1451458248

LHutton

January 2nd, 2016, 01:14 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6vUL2ThDQ

Rare White Ape

January 2nd, 2016, 03:35 PM

I knew at least a few people here would get that.

I had to get the voice of Eddie Izzard out of my head to allow reference to the correct film.

overpowered

January 2nd, 2016, 03:47 PM

For those that didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIwlRClHsQ

G'day Mate

January 2nd, 2016, 04:15 PM

Kinda funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nML_gxOOOAk

overpowered

January 2nd, 2016, 05:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTZHvARAixM

MR2 Fan

January 2nd, 2016, 06:30 PM

I'm just realizing that JJ Abrahms looks like Rick Moranis a bit.

G'day Mate

January 3rd, 2016, 03:36 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA

overpowered

January 3rd, 2016, 07:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzV6J3SQ8Qs

SportWagon

January 4th, 2016, 09:52 AM

This explains so much.

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1173673822649543Probably they were trying to calculate Pi.

LHutton

January 4th, 2016, 12:17 PM

Freudian slip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2NkjNvwuaU

The359

January 4th, 2016, 12:49 PM

Nope, you've caught him.

Godson

January 4th, 2016, 12:57 PM

Nope, you've caught him.

:lol:

LHutton

January 4th, 2016, 01:22 PM

Nope, you've caught him.
Thought so.

overpowered

January 4th, 2016, 07:55 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-72QQ5o51w

overpowered

January 5th, 2016, 10:41 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwksxDHNoAE

LHutton

January 5th, 2016, 11:32 AM

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/french-language-481032.jpeg

overpowered

January 5th, 2016, 12:43 PM

siebenundneunzig

quatre-vingt-dix-sept

overpowered

January 5th, 2016, 12:43 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1202239329804293

overpowered

January 5th, 2016, 12:56 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/6d/1d/08/6d1d0836294b2de66e4e7c8a79fcae5f.gif

Alan P

January 5th, 2016, 04:46 PM

Reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R43mBWirio

LHutton

January 6th, 2016, 03:55 AM

Classic tortoise vs hare.

G'day Mate

January 6th, 2016, 05:45 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKtXlwERuo

overpowered

January 6th, 2016, 09:07 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gJBvjMxR4w

overpowered

January 6th, 2016, 09:15 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Why-Daddy-Sad-Sunday-Disappointing/dp/061599234X

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p5VD3jg5L._SX366_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

overpowered

January 6th, 2016, 10:45 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps

overpowered

January 6th, 2016, 09:19 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1734638860089202

overpowered

January 6th, 2016, 09:42 PM

I don't need gas bad enough to stick around and see what happens next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIX7H1dTe5M

overpowered

January 7th, 2016, 12:22 AM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153213999792027

LHutton

January 7th, 2016, 03:01 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzV6J3SQ8Qs
Serves him right for selling cheap knock-off shite.

overpowered

January 7th, 2016, 08:20 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153772850662808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdfZnWsps34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXpKiY2MXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIn5S-RbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEXSiFzOfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPvNqOb6RA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXqMzmFSX_4

G'day Mate

January 8th, 2016, 03:37 AM

Khe Sahn?

SportWagon

January 8th, 2016, 10:37 AM

Is Geogia intended to be fonetic spelling or somthing?

overpowered

January 8th, 2016, 02:23 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJM7AEUBmkk

overpowered

January 8th, 2016, 09:30 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=915597011860351

Freude am Fahren

January 8th, 2016, 10:03 PM

I used to work at this station... He's a nice guy, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgNK0yTdCFo&feature=youtu.be

LHutton

January 9th, 2016, 11:21 AM

Santa accused of drink driving.

http://i.imgur.com/WWZmNRm.gif

Sad, little man

January 9th, 2016, 03:03 PM

In soviet Russia, hospital kills you... Or something like that. :twitch:

http://www.yenisafak.com/en/video-gallery/news/russian-doctor-kills-patient-with-fists-2075237

LHutton

January 9th, 2016, 03:08 PM

You might say he lost his patients.

Sad, little man

January 9th, 2016, 03:24 PM

You know, it's really hard to hate you when you make such incredibly delightful puns.

overpowered

January 9th, 2016, 06:21 PM

http://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/A-World-of-Beetles-1.jpg

overpowered

January 9th, 2016, 09:43 PM

http://i.imgur.com/daz7tR0.png

LHutton

January 10th, 2016, 01:18 AM

http://i.imgur.com/daz7tR0.png
http://i.imgur.com/R6B2rNy.gif

Won't imbed for some reason.

Freude am Fahren

January 10th, 2016, 03:39 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=ZVlYbPK9ycg

thesameguy

January 10th, 2016, 03:42 PM

That leads to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4

Freude am Fahren

January 10th, 2016, 03:48 PM

Wut?

It's like real life if it had bad netcode.

thesameguy

January 10th, 2016, 08:38 PM

Yeah. E30s are 4-lug.

overpowered

January 11th, 2016, 09:05 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBhsg2ZaVU0

overpowered

January 11th, 2016, 05:44 PM

It's bigger on the inside.

http://thestubbythumb.com/finally-my-guest-room-is-bigger-on-the-inside/

Yw-slayer

January 11th, 2016, 06:51 PM

The technique used in that "shaming" video sounds fair. I think it was good parenting. "Walk in her shoes."

My daughter has nearly fallen on her neck/head twice by now. Fortunately nothing has happened (that we can tell), but telling her off sternly doesn't help, and I'm not going to scold her. I think I might ask her to think about what the effect would be on the rest of her family, then show her this video: http://www.facingdisability.com/spinal-cord-injury-videos/first-days/what-was-your-greatest-fear-at-first/missi I think it would be going a bit far to show her videos of paraplegics, even though I can say that the scare tactics used by the Malaysian government in its anti-drugs ads definitely worked on me.

(not exactly meme-type post but it was relevant)

overpowered

January 11th, 2016, 07:34 PM

This could have saved me a lot of time.

https://wronghands1.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/abridged-classics.jpg

overpowered

January 12th, 2016, 08:56 AM

http://49.media.tumblr.com/8d39e0cad8ef9b9d05de4d115d4d1f8a/tumblr_o0plx4VSw71rt28efo1_500.gif

overpowered

January 12th, 2016, 07:18 PM

Kinda NSFW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnPtgagC99o

overpowered

January 12th, 2016, 07:40 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=948426671860168

overpowered

January 12th, 2016, 08:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wRahIVC_M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad0Qa1TSKQ

Freude am Fahren

January 12th, 2016, 10:02 PM

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10606014_477655482435382_7066780889908567344_n.jpg ?oh=eeb23743fcf40833a143f3781fd2a19d&oe=57474587

overpowered

January 13th, 2016, 10:10 AM

Absurd fiction becomes real life.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/asia/china-canadian-company-selling-clean-air/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

overpowered

January 13th, 2016, 10:23 AM

http://biblipole.com/images/pictuers/laziness_is_the_key.jpg

Cam

January 13th, 2016, 12:41 PM

Absurd fiction becomes real life.
Mel Brooks was prophetic.

2ndMoparMan

January 13th, 2016, 01:20 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI

Windmill!

overpowered

January 13th, 2016, 04:44 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxEHi6Mlzmk

backup link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E_AiTGdC0c

overpowered

January 13th, 2016, 07:57 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153386362867219

overpowered

January 14th, 2016, 04:55 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153351735493499

overpowered

January 14th, 2016, 05:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgobMBRyqdY

thesameguy

January 14th, 2016, 05:27 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153351735493499

This is so completely backwards I have to believe an RIAA shill posted it.

Bowie was a brilliant musician and people paid to hear him play. Bieber is one of ten thousand interchangeable entertainment personalities and because we paid for Bowie Sony/BMG/et al expect we'll pay for whomever they put in front of us. Turns out people will pay for a good product, but aren't really compelled to fork over hard earned cash for things they know they won't care about tomorrow. I'll pay to hear Gary Clark, Jr. The best Kanye can hope for is I give his stolen MP3 a second listen.

The record companies started it, not consumers. It's just a lot easier to scream about Napster than to reflect on the actual quality of your product.