Internet memotivationally epic fails

[thesameguy]

:lol:

[MR2 Fan]

This bird wouldn't get off my car last night as I was driving around the parking lot....

'cause the birds on the hood are always hard
come talkin that trash, they'll shit on your car...


http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20160505_192721_resized_zpsj54lpbsr.jpg

[Kchrpm]

And I thought the geese in our parking lot were annoying...

[Freude am Fahren]

He's thinking, "Yeah, how you like my claws on your nice, soft, thin Subaru paint?"

[Godson]

Grab him by the neck ala Mortal Kombat 1 and have it him.

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=519031411639828

[Rare White Ape]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDY4uh9IEgnyxBC/giphy.gif

[MR2 Fan]

Grab him by the neck ala Mortal Kombat 1 and have it him.

I nearly did

[LHutton]

https://us.yahoo.com/style/science-buffs-hilariously-correcting-gap-205309417.html

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/L2szGPiiZvbVbw2fJNMrow--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/1523f1f400ad16a5c08540ca002fa1cf

[Crazed_Insanity]

Although launched in early 80's, Space Transportation System(STS) officially began in 1969.

GAP should hire me to do their PR. ;)

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/6M0Tljm.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=580141268827055

Never mind the emojis, here's the Text Pistols!

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvtp-dKfbco

[speedpimp]

I always figured Hillary gave bad head.

[LHutton]

:lol:

[overpowered]

Man gets annoyed with drone buzzing around at a medieval festival. Takes it out with a spear.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3584450/Bullseye-Russian-man-frustrated-annoying-drone-buzzing-actors-medieval-battle-reconstruction-takes-quadcopter-perfect-throw-spear.html

[21Kid]

:clap:

[LHutton]

Good job he wasn't using a mobile phone.

[LHutton]

According to Nicole Bjanes, she was driving on I-4 when the turtle was crossing the road and the car to the left of her hit the turtle and propelled it straight through the windshield. She went on to say that it takes a lot to break a windshield, 80 mph to be exact!

If you were wondering, the turtle did survive and they ended up putting it back in the water.


http://i.imgur.com/9VH1mvL.jpg

[Crazed_Insanity]

Unbelievable armor the turtle has!

[LHutton]

Mutant and ninja. Windscreen had no chance.

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1611478272475575

[MR2 Fan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5x_PJZBilg

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/6KjumF6vbztQY/giphy.gif

[LHutton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhlIjJ6xQZ0

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

[LHutton]

I always figured Hillary gave bad head.
Must be why Bill went with Monica.

[speedpimp]

Right over his head.

[LHutton]

No I got it, beer head etc., just thought I'd bring up Monica for a laugh.

[speedpimp]

Sure thing, why not break out some Kenneth Starr and Linda Whatsherface references as well.

[Freude am Fahren]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--M2TdiV34--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/dzytltukqx096x7lbsyd.gif

Also, the play-by-play for this used the words "donnybrook" and "flesh pile" within seconds of each other on this one.

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/blue-jays-and-rangers-brawl-completely-ignore-game-1776771655

[Rare White Ape]

Nice right hook. See him twist the arm inwards and angle the first two knuckles to make contact? Proper technique.

[overpowered]

True....but then he slaps him with the glove.

[21Kid]

:lol:

[LHutton]

I feel someone's trying to say, "he's a professional slapper."

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St9AoQZr3-k

[Godson]

I think it looks like a slap because of the glove. Look how the glove collapsed. Doesn't look like a proper slap.

[2ndMoparMan]

No one's made the ONE PAAANCH joke about Odor yet?

[Freude am Fahren]

Definitely a fail: that Premiere League match cancelled between ManU and Bournemouth because of a suspicious package?

It was a dummy bomb used in a practice exercise left behind in a bathroom...

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/14FE6/production/_89709958_1bom.jpg

[overpowered]

Ummmm.....

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/16/a-conservative-christian-politician-left-the-porn-tabs-open-on-screenshots-he-posted-to-facebook/

[LHutton]

Definitely a fail: that Premiere League match cancelled between ManU and Bournemouth because of a suspicious package?

It was a dummy bomb used in a practice exercise left behind in a bathroom...

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/14FE6/production/_89709958_1bom.jpg
So why/who?

[Alan P]

It was left in place by an explosive search company who used the stadium as a test for their sniffer dogs.

[LHutton]

I hope they're getting sued.

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10208279711303103

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13227086_552103001624836_4211809829618846845_n.jpg ?oh=cf7765c9649e1f423c7263e458f7bb04&oe=579BC1BA

[overpowered]

Probably NSFW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Lr03t8of0

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153662226718581

[Freude am Fahren]

:up:

[Freude am Fahren]

GoT spoiler, so hidden...

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13237827_1393158894168637_4905507947745273813_n.pn g?oh=23be3170c982a92600e97ab63710d48e&oe=57D74499

[overpowered]

Awkward family photos celebrity edition:

http://aplus.com/a/kate-beckinsale-daughter-birth-photo

[overpowered]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/09561aa10d596ed3650d6fe1db5efdd5/tumblr_o5v0pmJ7gz1u929uoo1_400.gif

[Alan P]

:lol:

[Rare White Ape]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160522/6fe361af9644760898ece8924364b27c.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10502348_10206724107570882_2479889466631114139_n.j pg?oh=0c0dc814ac81a09c48457e90163dd524&oe=57E15CBD

[LHutton]

^The irony is that they were correct and suffered as a result.

[LHutton]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160522/6fe361af9644760898ece8924364b27c.jpg
Related?

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/argentine-ex-president-12-others-on-trial-for-alleged-coverup-over-1994-jewish-centre-bombing


Argentine ex-president, 12 others on trial for alleged coverup over 1994 bombing

[overpowered]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-XR23o6rnjjI/Vwp5F_dkytI/AAAAAAAEE-I/SvaggctTIKg_fCcZkFtopH3TzJoYj80MQ/w426-h237/7b6949a30870c9f9.gif

[G'day Mate]

FaF - you know there's a thread for GoT spoilers, right?

[Rare White Ape]

Related?

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/argentine-ex-president-12-others-on-trial-for-alleged-coverup-over-1994-jewish-centre-bombing

Fuck no. Anyone with a sense of history would know the reference.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II_aftermath)

[LHutton]

Fuck no. Anyone with a sense of history would know the reference.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II_aftermath)
I actually thought they just conspired to create the EU after failing to do it militarily.

[Freude am Fahren]

Whoops, sorry (it doesn't give that much away anyway, but it's gone.)

[Freude am Fahren]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-XR23o6rnjjI/Vwp5F_dkytI/AAAAAAAEE-I/SvaggctTIKg_fCcZkFtopH3TzJoYj80MQ/w426-h237/7b6949a30870c9f9.gif



It's "Jif" Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. If someone invents something, they get to name it, and determine how that name is pronounced.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtKxsuGvko

[overpowered]

The creators of GIF are stupid. They designed a format that only supported 8-bit color and used a patented compression algorithm that resulted in lots of lawsuits. The only reason that the format is still used is that it supports cheap animation and the patent on LZW expired in 2003. PNG is superior to GIF for still images as it supports 24-bit color and it gets better compression. The G stands for graphics so it should be a hard G.

[Rare White Ape]

Whatever you all think, that JIF is exactly like every discussion on the internet ev4r, including this one.

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10206742864752154

[thesameguy]

The creators of GIF are stupid. They designed a format that only supported 8-bit color and used a patented compression algorithm that resulted in lots of lawsuits. The only reason that the format is still used is that it supports cheap animation and the patent on LZW expired in 2003. PNG is superior to GIF for still images as it supports 24-bit color and it gets better compression. The G stands for graphics so it should be a hard G.

You're insane. 8-bit color was a LOT in 1987, there were only a handful of video cards that could even display it. It wasn't until the early '90s that truecolor capable video cards existed and quite a few years later before people really even had them. Even still, GIF survived because it was a yet longer time before anyone had the bandwidth to transmit full color images. Downloading a truecolor image in the '90s was a serious commitment. *All* technology seems stupid later on, but GIF was HUGE for '87. There was no need for anything more

Also, "choosy developers choose gif" makes zero sense.

Also, GIF 89a can handle more than 256 colors.

[overpowered]

GIF89 can do more than 256 colors but support for it was not widely available and certainly not in browsers in the 90's.

I had access to 24-bit hardware in 1987, though admittedly it cost more than a car and was owned by the company I worked for and was shared by a number of engineers.

24-bit graphics hardware wasn't commonly available at home use price points until maybe the mid 1990's or maybe a bit later.

The fact is that even in the late 80's, image generation was still done in 24-bits and then downgraded to 8 bits using a combination of color quantization and dithering to minimize limits of 8 bits. I say that as someone who invented my own color quantization algorithm back then (which out performed median cut in my opinion) and implemented Floyd-Steinberg dithering in my own programs.

In a book I read on color quantization and dithering, the author made a strong argument than 24 bits isn't really enough and calculations should be made in 30 bits and quantized and dithered for 24 bit displays because color banding is still visible in 24 bits.

[LHutton]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10206742864752154
Not really the best picture. The complex but right choice appears to just take them down a long windy road before the cliff-face.

[thesameguy]

GIF89 can do more than 256 colors but support for it was not widely available and certainly not in browsers in the 90's.

I really don't understand where you're coming from. Why would people implement GIF 89a in browsers for transmitting true color? JPGs existed by then, the hardware to decode and display existed by then, but we were still hampered by slow network speeds and limited storage space. Lossless compression in the mid '90s would have been useless outside of scientific applications - nobody had room or time for that shit.


I had access to 24-bit hardware in 1987, though admittedly it cost more than a car and was owned by the company I worked for and was shared by a number of engineers.

Well, then I too can't understand why Compuserv stopped at 8-bit. Everyone should have had a video card the price of a car.


24-bit graphics hardware wasn't commonly available at home use price points until maybe the mid 1990's or maybe a bit later.

Trident and Cirrus Logic both had consumer-aimed chipsets in 1991. I bought my first ISA Trident Truecolor card in '91 when I was in high school. It was $90. I sold a shit ton of computers between '92 and '99 and '93 was the crossover point. VLB gained acceptance and cheap VLB cards were everywhere. Nobody bought a 1993 computer without a truecolor-capable card. I'm not even positive you could buy one anymore - those ISA truecolor cards were a flash in the pan, because they were so slow loading images.


The fact is that even in the late 80's, image generation was still done in 24-bits and then downgraded to 8 bits using a combination of color quantization and dithering to minimize limits of 8 bits. I say that as someone who invented my own color quantization algorithm back then (which out performed median cut in my opinion) and implemented Floyd-Steinberg dithering in my own programs.

In a book I read on color quantization and dithering, the author made a strong argument than 24 bits isn't really enough and calculations should be made in 30 bits and quantized and dithered for 24 bit displays because color banding is still visible in 24 bits.

Yes, 30-bit color is always the right answer. But in 1987 when only a few people had VGA cards and most people were rocking 16-color EGA or 2-color CGA and the fastest modem speeds were 2400bps and lots of people were still working on floppies (!!!) and a really fast CPU was a 386 you couldn't implement good lossy compression, you were limited to lossless, and nobody had the space to store, the hardware to display, or the bandwidth to transmit anything greater than 8-bits. The developers weren't stupid, they made design decisions based on use. People still use GIF 30 years later. It was pretty darned good. "GIF is stupid" is like "MPEG is stupid." Yeah, it's stupid in hindsight 25 years later. At the time, and for years it was exactly the right decision. Henry Ford was probably stupid for making cars out of steel. WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!

[drew]

I'm going to huff paint.

[thesameguy]

Whipits are better and you end up with unwhipped cream instead of looking like a spaceman juggalo.

[drew]

Whipits and paint. Hello Disneyland.

[Jason]

Hard > Soft

I don't care what the creator said.

[speedpimp]

Well it was Laurel and Hardy, not Laurel and Softy.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CblhxhnSymg

[thesameguy]

The creators of slide rules are stupid. They only go to three significant digitals. Idiots.

[G'day Mate]

Science!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4qSVB4z1ic

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_DSOnOQnuk

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT4uQ8pBYpPo9C4h8I/giphy.gif

[MR2 Fan]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13315267_10207815634881329_1364491677492676344_n.j pg?oh=cd9cce708a2ee1ba3b3f01e003e5b498&oe=57D1DF49

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeJz7fDyxvaulri/giphy.gif

[Rare White Ape]

#equality

[thesameguy]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ohio-zoo-closes-gorilla-exhibit-for-now-after-boy-falls-in/ar-BBtAVmZ?ocid=spartandhp

They should have killed the kid and his immediately family.

[drew]

Seriously. How the fuck does that happen, if you're being an adult/parent? [rhetorical]. They should have tranquilized the gorilla, got the kid out, then put his parents in there when it woke up.

Fucking hell.

[overpowered]

Tranquilizer darts generally don't hit an artery, which means that it usually takes at least a few minutes for the drug to be absorbed enough into the blood stream to take the animal down.

It's unclear to me that a gorilla would necessarily hurt a young child. I doubt that a young child would be perceived as a threat.

[Godson]

We have drugs that are very fast acting that could be used. Ketamine is one, but I doubt the zoo has that on hand due to the "dirty" nature of the drug.

[overpowered]

Fast acting when it's injected into muscle?

If you can inject into an artery, sure. Hard to do that with a dart gun.

EDIT: They're saying it could have taken up to 10 minutes and just getting shot with a dart might have agitated him enough to become violent.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/29/why-harambe-the-gorilla-was-killed-not-tranquilized-after-boy-fell-into-enclosure-at-cincinnati-zoo-5912479/

I'm not an expert in gorillas or dart guns. I only know what I've read and I've read this before. There was a suicidal man recently who jumped into a lion enclosure and there was the same outcome and there were similar questions and answers given, though a lion is probably a lot more likely to attack an adult man than a gorilla would a small child.

[GB]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TAqIMA_V6tI/maxresdefault.jpg

[overpowered]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/feel_old.png

[Rare White Ape]

Fast acting when it's injected into muscle?

If you can inject into an artery, sure. Hard to do that with a dart gun.

EDIT: They're saying it could have taken up to 10 minutes and just getting shot with a dart might have agitated him enough to become violent.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/29/why-harambe-the-gorilla-was-killed-not-tranquilized-after-boy-fell-into-enclosure-at-cincinnati-zoo-5912479/

I'm not an expert in gorillas or dart guns. I only know what I've read and I've read this before. There was a suicidal man recently who jumped into a lion enclosure and there was the same outcome and there were similar questions and answers given, though a lion is probably a lot more likely to attack an adult man than a gorilla would a small child.

http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_600073735_1_590_-1_0_/tv-s-biggest--star-w.jpg

[2ndMoparMan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoyj8nBPKw

Metal shovel

[LHutton]

Fast acting when it's injected into muscle?

If you can inject into an artery, sure. Hard to do that with a dart gun.

EDIT: They're saying it could have taken up to 10 minutes and just getting shot with a dart might have agitated him enough to become violent.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/29/why-harambe-the-gorilla-was-killed-not-tranquilized-after-boy-fell-into-enclosure-at-cincinnati-zoo-5912479/

I'm not an expert in gorillas or dart guns. I only know what I've read and I've read this before. There was a suicidal man recently who jumped into a lion enclosure and there was the same outcome and there were similar questions and answers given, though a lion is probably a lot more likely to attack an adult man than a gorilla would a small child.
I can verify that the actual zoo-keeper gave relatively slow action as a reason for not using a tranquiliser.

[Freude am Fahren]

Yeah, a tranq was the worse of two horrible options. If this were some asshole adult who jumped in on his own volition, I'd say take the chance, but not some little kid whose parents suck.

[thesameguy]

The kid better grow up to be a great president or something. Because if he turns out to be some toothless drug addict thug because his parents couldn't pull it together, then I'll be really pissed.

[Freude am Fahren]

True. I'll have to make a note to check up on him in 30 years :lol:

[overpowered]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/428fe5660da41d3798654b3f4fc89233/tumblr_o7svfj0lqT1s02vreo1_500.gif

[Godson]

Fast acting when it's injected into muscle?

If you can inject into an artery, sure. Hard to do that with a dart gun.

EDIT: They're saying it could have taken up to 10 minutes and just getting shot with a dart might have agitated him enough to become violent.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/29/why-harambe-the-gorilla-was-killed-not-tranquilized-after-boy-fell-into-enclosure-at-cincinnati-zoo-5912479/

I'm not an expert in gorillas or dart guns. I only know what I've read and I've read this before. There was a suicidal man recently who jumped into a lion enclosure and there was the same outcome and there were similar questions and answers given, though a lion is probably a lot more likely to attack an adult man than a gorilla would a small child.

Starts having effects within 10-30 seconds. Full effect of analgesia/sedation within 5 minutes usually. They could also do Succinylcholine, which is a muscle relaxer (paralytic) that can start having effects of paralysis within 10 seconds. Downside is the dose required for both of these drugs could be large enough volume that couldn't be delivered via dart. Further downside, is the use of succinylcholine would create an apneic scenerio which would need to be handled accordingly.

In the event of the baby being assaulted, and not having much time, killing the animal is likely the best and fastest option.

[Freude am Fahren]

I can't see that article, but are those numbers from it, regarding the huge gorilla, or from your experience with humans? If the latter, I would assume it would only be worse (longer times, larger doses) for the large primate.

[overpowered]

Starts having effects within 10-30 seconds. Full effect of analgesia/sedation within 5 minutes usually. They could also do Succinylcholine, which is a muscle relaxer (paralytic) that can start having effects of paralysis within 10 seconds. Downside is the dose required for both of these drugs could be large enough volume that couldn't be delivered via dart. Further downside, is the use of succinylcholine would create an apneic scenerio which would need to be handled accordingly.

In the event of the baby being assaulted, and not having much time, killing the animal is likely the best and fastest option.Some of the things I've read also indicate that different drugs are indicated for different species and of course the dosage has to be adjusted with animal mass, though the mass calculation is not consistent across species either. Are you talking about sedatives for humans, which I can understand you knowing quite a bit about? Other animals might vary and I'm just taking the word of zoo people, who would presumably have more specialized knowledge.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL2yV0z_460s_v1.jpg

[overpowered]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/ca264a6c75a3bd96721e3529b0150071/tumblr_o7uovwVwKK1s02vreo2_500.gif

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

[Godson]

Some of the things I've read also indicate that different drugs are indicated for different species and of course the dosage has to be adjusted with animal mass, though the mass calculation is not consistent across species either. Are you talking about sedatives for humans, which I can understand you knowing quite a bit about? Other animals might vary and I'm just taking the word of zoo people, who would presumably have more specialized knowledge.

Right. Also add in the issue of the muscle mass of the silver back, requiring different dosing than the 400lb human. Etc, etc.

The possibility is that they could have sedated him using some heavy paralytics, but the repercussions would likely have landed them into a similar fashion, or worse.

[Godson]

Further, if they did successfully place the dart, and the gorilla collapsed on the kid, then the situation would still be worse than it currently is.

[drew]

That gator terrifies me

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anNpK95_460s_v1.jpg

[tigeraid]

:lol:

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=986033864844906

[LHutton]

I really shouldn't find this funny:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html


A female climber who made it her mission to prove vegans were capable of extreme physical challenges has died near the summit of Everest.

[Cam]

I spilled an entire one pound bag of popcorn kernels on the floor. They went EVERYWHERE. I'll be finding kernels here and there for years to come. :lol:

[MR2 Fan]

I made this......too obscure?

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/jp_zps9vhsxfyx.jpg

[LHutton]

Hillary looks well in that shot.

[Rare White Ape]

Yeah I didn't know she could pose with a shotgun so well.

[overpowered]

Skirting a dress code ban.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2338252/Male-train-drivers-Stockholm-wear-skirts-cool-shorts-ban.html

[MR2 Fan]

Feel Old Yet?

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aEndW9x_700b.jpg

[LHutton]

^Umm 1 year too early, it came out in 2001. 16 is US driving age isn't it?

[pl8ster]

But most kids can get their learner's permit at 15.

[LHutton]

So you can drive under a learner's permit at 15?

[Drachen596]

with a parent in the car(or is it licensed driver over 18 i can't remember) yes.

[SportWagon]

I wasn't born when the 1954/55 "The Fast and and the Furious" movie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fast_and_the_Furious_%281955_film%29) came out. Just.

[Freude am Fahren]

Also, varies by state. I think in Texas, you can drive at 15, with a permit at 14?

EDIT: Looked it up, not Texas (anymore?), but some states you can drive at 15. South Dakota you can drive at 14.5! Only in a few states do you have to wait until 16 to get behind the wheel with a permit.

[Kchrpm]

The plot of the film was used again in The Chase starring Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson.

I knew that sounded familiar!

[Freude am Fahren]

That movie rocks!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXAe6mXeuYE

[21Kid]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13237724_1033231983426524_7791416185912993365_n.jp g?oh=8ff0c358760b5beb4c1994e00533a194&oe=5804704D

[overpowered]

Nice thud.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giKSrXY9-cQ

[speedpimp]

big ass pic of a Bud can

And in response the Saugatuck Brewing Company has come out with a beer called 'Murica. (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/05/12/craft-brewery-trolls-budweisers-america-beer-with-murica-beer/)

[21Kid]

The box bears the words “Actually American” :lol:

[LHutton]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/very-gradual-change-we-can-believe-in.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBKX-6Gz6A

[overpowered]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/fbf9bf87b095352e5d418417f8cb7d5f/tumblr_nvum1tsuqC1thu6j1o1_500.gif

[Kchrpm]

:up:

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBXuCkJqSdc

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10204171280308722

[LHutton]

:lol:

[overpowered]

Larry the Cable Guy's Git-r-done Grub

http://www.danimalcrossing.com/larry-the-cable-guys-git-r-done-grub-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-frozen-food-review/

[speedpimp]

At one time we sold LTCG's "Tater Chips" at work. Biscuits & Gravy was one of the flavors, as was Holler-Peno and Tater Salad(not sure if Ron White got any royalties or not). They were surprisingly good.

[Kchrpm]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--c8xkUnBq--/lhqvqcsq3m7nmjtxyn2v.gif

[overpowered]

The queen wears green screen:

http://www.boredpanda.com/queen-elizabeth-green-screen-outfit-funny-photoshop-battle/

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1101243449932985

[thesameguy]

I literally snorted.

[LHutton]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13442164_1186860331345441_6084800068712788814_n.jp g?oh=eddd9e8b20ead557f755db17cc29ca85&oe=57C3940E

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/13406702_1369352769760469_5700016042252027129_n.jp g?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2e767e4d88e7bd0cc3ae5599dc953124&oe=57C35C8A

[overpowered]

If you expect people to not fart at a place called "Sloppy Joes", you may have unreasonable expectations.

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-news/fart-leads-to-fight-at-sloppy-joes-bar-in-key-west

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfudXO_vzWk

[novicius]

Flea looks like he's feeling the compersion! :lol: #woo

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10154068000640380

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mPrhwpZ-8

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwlCzYzjYls

[G'day Mate]

People keep tagging me on that Cheerio thing in Facebook. I'm too busy coming up with gold like this though:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkmyG96HraI

[overpowered]

Stupid is as stupid does.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13423816_10101450340518105_4023879507940852281_n.j pg?oh=78b25947d03f875e50b49d81e3ec2bdd&oe=57E0FD46

[LHutton]

:lol:

[LHutton]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Be_Nice_To_Fat_People.jpg

[LHutton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiJIhrLadVI

[LHutton]

http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/this-is-true-this-is-truth-square-circle-please-consider-before-talking-typing.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

This is on the portal for Miami on wikipedia. WTF?

http://www.freudeamfoto.com/gtx/miami-false.jpg

[overpowered]

I'm not sure about the legality of this:

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=1244541485565524

[The359]

This is on the portal for Miami on wikipedia. WTF?

http://www.freudeamfoto.com/gtx/miami-false.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Portal:Miami/Did_you_know&diff=prev&oldid=682748178

Added randomly last year. No one's paying attention apparently. It's a minor page.

[LHutton]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HblypiFs-Nw/VSE-LLRLbxI/AAAAAAAASzw/_nOCh2kdcOM/s1600/reaction-reddit-4chan-real-world.gif

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466339_906696762785593_5039470193904341616_n.jpg ?oh=b6bfdb0c519f8419423294f6a31e7c02&oe=57F8047A

[21Kid]

:smh:

[Crazed_Insanity]

Maybe I shouldn't respond here, but prayers are for when there's nothing we can do... When we've tried our best and out of our hands, then we put our hands together to beg God for some kind of result.

I can understand your annoyance of such comments from some hypocritical Christians, but I'm sure deep down you atheists still yearn for some sort the supernatural force for otherwise Star Wars wouldn't be so popular.

May The Lord be with you!

[LHutton]

Thoughts and prayers only ever did go so far. But 'so far' has such a long way to go yet.:)

[Freude am Fahren]

Maybe I shouldn't respond here, but prayers are for when there's nothing we can do...

The point is there is something they can do. Have you not seen Apollo 13?

[Crazed_Insanity]

Apollo 13 crew safely returned by the amazing efforts of scientists AND by 'luck'. Science alone won't save them... Neither will they survive by having luck or prayers only.

My point was that Christians should only say that when there's really nothing that they can do.

A Christian NASA engineer would never say such a thing unless there's absolutely nothing to do. It's both professionally and theologically irresponsible!

[21Kid]

The point is
You lost him at "the point is"...

[Freude am Fahren]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13450846_1407246019426591_2318268962420749699_n.pn g?oh=869df3a0ba44e306c9303df826085083&oe=57FE1DBA

[novicius]

:lol:

[drew]

:lol:

[Alan P]

The game is afoot Watson! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRegEYq_460s_v1.jpg

[overpowered]

https://imgur.com/VaxIFs6

[Rare White Ape]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466339_906696762785593_5039470193904341616_n.jpg ?oh=b6bfdb0c519f8419423294f6a31e7c02&oe=57F8047A

NASA could've improved the situation by changing their profile pic for a day.

[novicius]

The U.K.

[LHutton]

Remain voters.

[novicius]

Did someone fart? #youreblockedyouasshole

[LHutton]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1375559760_img_EHk0cl.jpg

[novicius]

:blahblah:

[LHutton]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg

[Crazed_Insanity]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRegEYq_460s_v1.jpg

:lol:

[Rare White Ape]

Remain voters.

Sore winners.

[GB]

https://scontent.ftpa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13433073_921695397952284_3643835175145642225_o.jpg

[GB]

Cedar Point amusement park should probably rethink their hashtag.


http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1801&stc=1

[Freude am Fahren]

??

[Kchrpm]

I wasn't sure, either. At most I figured someone might think CP = colored people, only because I couldn't figure out what else he might have meant.

[tigeraid]

It's a term that I probably don't want to type here, and you probably don't want to google it. A type of porn that is strongly frowned upon.

[drew]

Given that context, I think I'll leave it be.

[overpowered]

It's a term that I probably don't want to type here, and you probably don't want to google it. A type of porn that is strongly frowned upon.I didn't need to know that and wish I hadn't googled.

What popped into my head was cerebral palsy.

[tigeraid]

Doubly disturbing/funny when you consider it's a theme park. S'okay, I get the joke GB. :p

EDIT: I should've just gone with "illegal" porn. Sorry.

[Rare White Ape]

Coloured porn?

[Kchrpm]

A different C word. Think Jared from Subway. Like he said, probably don't want to type it and submit it anywhere.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqFHJCeg2pA

[21Kid]

A different C word. Think Jared from Subway. Like he said, probably don't want to type it and submit it anywhere.Never would have guessed that. :erm:

Do people use that acronym for it? That's pretty vague... unless you're into that scene, I guess. They'd be the only people that would get the reference I'm guessing.

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153787938667689

[tigeraid]

Do people use that acronym for it? That's pretty vague... unless you're into that scene, I guess. They'd be the only people that would get the reference I'm guessing.

Gee thanks. :|

Really, you just had to have browsed 4chan for like 10 seconds to hear someone use it as a punchline or a threat at any given time. You didn't have to be a "part" of it. ;)

[21Kid]

:lol:
Never been to 4chan... Everything I have ever heard about it has sounded... sketchy.

[drew]

I must live in a cave. CP to me is Cedar Point....


Sometimes being an old cunt has its advantages.

[2ndMoparMan]

Scary to think how old some of us are now, innit Drew? Think I was 18 when I discovered the old fourm, and now I'm 36 and still here

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2cEO9y9kaM

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0K4i7dhyivXhKJu8/giphy.gif

[Freude am Fahren]

Magnus at it again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtz3k3gzVFk&ab_channel=magnusracing44

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/an1K8Xb_460s_v1.jpg

[tigeraid]

:snap:

[21Kid]

He should have used lube. :(

[overpowered]

Why Gun Nuts Lie – I Know From Experience

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dogmadebate/2016/06/why-gun-nuts-lie-i-know-from-experience/

[drew]

Sadly, as on the mark as that is, you know how well it will be received...

[21Kid]

:lol:

Just be honest. You like it because it makes your pee-pee big, and when you fire it, it gives you a tingle in your no-no place.
Trust me, I understand.

[novicius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2cEO9y9kaM
LET THE MRA BUTTHURT FLOW!!

Wow, do you actually feel this way OP?? Son, let it go! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[FaultyMario]

Who doesn't want to have the special cybercrime unit with a cup of coffee in your kitchen?

[overpowered]

http://i.imgur.com/28cYobo.jpg

Reportedly from a Boomerang III Phrase Sampler.

[GreatScawt]

I feel like Rob would appreciate this

http://i.imgur.com/VNmU9hO.gif

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6gE5aCaRQX81bPjy/giphy.gif

[drew]

I feel like Rob would appreciate this


We'll find out. I'll put it on his wall.

[21Kid]

Yeah, he doesn't visit here anymore. :(

[overpowered]

http://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/e7b93a84-628a-4716-aeb9-c1fd2eee3b75_tablet.gif

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153532051701415

[Freude am Fahren]

https://vimeo.com/169722512

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlfWbxZZ7sE

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unAYiL-DJOo

[overpowered]

Voting in Australia

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10153542392491105

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avnPPKq_460s_v1.jpg

[overpowered]

Still not as annoying as the all caps people.

[speedpimp]

U R SO RIGHT, BRO!

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bcxLBOmUPo

[Dicknose]

He made a coin knife using coins that were replaced 50 years ago. It's not like being a penny is going to disguise it as some everyday object.
And the voting is good, yes a guy in smugglers voting (wonder if they voted for Tony, our smuggler wearing ex PM)

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKQBW3RzU8o

[GreatScawt]

http://i.imgur.com/APgOXVl.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdrFcPCkAfY&ab_channel=Dylanceltics9

[overpowered]

https://media.giphy.com/media/26BRsmPN2Nji67wys/giphy.gif

[Rare White Ape]

Lexi Belle… mint.

[drew]

Lexi Belle.....

[LHutton]

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2016/07/08/delta-plane-lands-ellsworth-air-force-base-mistake.html


Delta Plane Lands at Ellsworth Air Force Base by Mistake

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sigmafour: Should have gone to SpecSavers.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKpOKXAVjGo

[MR2 Fan]

https://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif

[overpowered]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-48.gif

[Rare White Ape]

http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad212/Richard065/1466066353329_zps3kubtrbz.jpg

[G'day Mate]

:lol:

[balki]

please explain the last two, thank you

[Yw-slayer]

Guy likes salami pizza.

[Rare White Ape]

Pepperoni pizza.

And Rey meets Tim the Enchanter.

[overpowered]

https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10210117959490403

[21Kid]

But, is it big enough to at least hold 2 of everything?

[The359]

Nope!

[speedpimp]

But The Ark did get over $60 million from public TIF funds.

[overpowered]

To be fair, creationist "scholars" estimate the great flood as having happened about 3400 years ago and actual scholars have found evidence of steel as far back as 4000 years ago.

[Crazed_Insanity]

To be fair, Noah had God with him!

Just as the little boy offered up his 5pieces of bread and 2 little fish and Jesus was able to use that to feed thousands...

[G'day Mate]

Goddidit

Ah ...

[drew]

For fuck's sake, do we need to contaminate this thread too?

[21Kid]

god is everywhere

[JSGeneral]

god is everywhere

So is drew's cock. Let's talk more about that.

[21Kid]

I've heard it's Yuuuuuge!!!!!