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G'day Mate
April 12th, 2017, 12:34 AM
"glorified bogan missile"

:lol:

George
April 12th, 2017, 07:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9DNzmYC.gif

dodint
April 12th, 2017, 08:13 AM
So good.

drew
April 12th, 2017, 09:09 AM
I could watch that for an hour straight. Already at 10 minutes...

dodint
April 12th, 2017, 09:16 AM
Dude in the car is the former mayor of a Russian city. Because....reasons.

dodint
April 12th, 2017, 11:13 AM
http://rdcnewscdn.realtor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/countertop.gif

Cam
April 12th, 2017, 11:24 AM
:lol:

GreatScawt
April 12th, 2017, 11:44 AM
Maybe that lemonade is a little ...

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120515232312/random-ness/images/8/8c/CSi_Miami_sunglasses.gif

... too hard.

drew
April 12th, 2017, 11:46 AM
Dude in the car is the former mayor of a Russian city. Because....reasons.

:lol:

Kchrpm
April 12th, 2017, 01:41 PM
http://jalopnik.com/getting-arrested-on-a-dui-charge-in-a-hold-my-beer-t-sh-1794254167

"Getting Arrested On A DUI Charge In A 'Hold My Beer' T-Shirt Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son"

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/em3qwbtbe7mz76gqfhck.png

Rare White Ape
April 12th, 2017, 11:49 PM
Dude in the car is the former mayor of a Russian city. Because....reasons.

Hell yeah, if you're going to go bonkers it's a good idea to do it in style, and a V12 Ferrari is probably the best way to achieve that goal.

drew
April 13th, 2017, 02:25 AM
Yep. Fuck you, because, fuck you.

Though, had that been in the US, that ferrari would have had several more "vents" in it when it was all said and done.

G'day Mate
April 13th, 2017, 06:38 AM
Speed holes*

speedpimp
April 13th, 2017, 04:16 PM
Furr-airy Super Leggo'era.

Freude am Fahren
April 14th, 2017, 06:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5VSUOlBxA&ab_channel=CanadaScienceandTechnologyMuseum

drew
April 15th, 2017, 06:43 AM
bean flicker training aid.

MR2 Fan
April 15th, 2017, 12:45 PM
Play 2.5 days of music at a time, in 1972


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJo13FP4UpI

drew
April 16th, 2017, 09:03 AM
That's actually a work of art.

I kinda want one.

Freude am Fahren
April 19th, 2017, 11:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVfZJFNYF0s&ab_channel=FoamA.Lime

George
April 20th, 2017, 08:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NkvtAEw.gif

speedpimp
April 20th, 2017, 08:59 AM
Oof.

GB
April 21st, 2017, 07:45 AM
"If ever you're not satisfied with one of our tires, please feel free to bring it back."

MR2 Fan
April 21st, 2017, 07:59 AM
did he diedededed?

dodint
April 21st, 2017, 08:09 AM
did he diedededed?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/834210336622379009

This one suffered a skull fracture and broke his sternum. Woman with him is his daughter.

2ndMoparMan
April 21st, 2017, 09:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkFNdi8gIMY

Pretty sweet.

novicius
April 21st, 2017, 10:52 AM
did he diedededed?
The customer in the dark suit gets his hands up before impact. With nothing immobilizing his head behind him, I highly doubt he died.

George
April 21st, 2017, 12:45 PM
It didn't look even close to lethal to me, or I wouldn't have posted it.

MR2 Fan
April 21st, 2017, 01:26 PM
sorry, should have said "obligatory: did he diededed?"

Rare White Ape
April 21st, 2017, 10:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkFNdi8gIMY

Pretty sweet.

Did he diedededed?

G'day Mate
April 22nd, 2017, 03:27 AM
Norm Macdonald is a funny bugger ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sb09fPKLoc

MR2 Fan
April 22nd, 2017, 06:41 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a2rLGEd_460s.jpg

drew
April 23rd, 2017, 02:40 AM
Brutal.

MR2 Fan
April 23rd, 2017, 05:58 PM
NSFW language.

Mighty Car Mods with some innuendo during removal of an exhaust


https://youtu.be/MFSaBPqfDoU?t=24m35s

speedpimp
April 25th, 2017, 03:24 PM
2355

Alan P
April 25th, 2017, 04:32 PM
Took a moment.

TheBenior
April 26th, 2017, 02:37 AM
:lol:

dodint
April 26th, 2017, 06:05 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-VADJyW0AEH3Kv.jpg

Phil_SS
April 26th, 2017, 11:46 AM
:lol:

drew
April 26th, 2017, 01:16 PM
:lol:

George
April 28th, 2017, 07:44 AM
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1e1504297dea1ca2a9044180c15fafdc/tumblr_ooxn56kj7G1vb46leo1_400.gif

dodint
May 2nd, 2017, 10:43 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ZizQmMA.mp4

:lol:

G'day Mate
May 3rd, 2017, 02:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU

G'day Mate
May 3rd, 2017, 03:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRtBvo9grLw

balki
May 3rd, 2017, 06:35 AM
omfg, the bin chicken was so well done :lol:

Rare White Ape
May 4th, 2017, 02:44 AM
http://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18199535_10212783981625123_5151249147269869213_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=aea343ebe4ff3af6fa4d57efef278c82&oe=59B60C43

novicius
May 4th, 2017, 04:44 AM
:lol:

Alan P
May 4th, 2017, 05:14 AM
65 if you weren't such an ignorant tight-ass!

dodint
May 4th, 2017, 06:57 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-_PC2YXUAE8vxq.jpg

GreatScawt
May 4th, 2017, 10:12 AM
Oh that's fantastic :lol::up:

drew
May 4th, 2017, 02:35 PM
:lol:

Crazed_Insanity
May 4th, 2017, 05:17 PM
That's one amazing advertising... :lol:

G'day Mate
May 7th, 2017, 02:31 AM
Kinda funny one I think:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zNURYcxfKY

Sad, little man
May 7th, 2017, 03:52 PM
Oh my god, I think I found the biggest douchebag on the internet.

https://www.instagram.com/mrzacharyjbrown/

2ndMoparMan
May 8th, 2017, 03:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCuZG1LuajI

The bell tolls for thee...

dodint
May 10th, 2017, 04:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/bsLF3sV.gif

Mirage
May 10th, 2017, 07:32 AM
cool when it works, epic fail when it doesn't. Watched someone singe off all their facial hair and knock the wind out of himself doing it down in a V-notch of terrain so he couldn't even jump out of the way.

Godson
May 10th, 2017, 11:25 AM
beadlocks or bust.


literally

Freude am Fahren
May 11th, 2017, 07:27 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18194754_1241298222635648_1487651245706946748_n.jp g?oh=6605391fb8ed42eddc7bb98840a3dd83&oe=597EE9AB

MR2 Fan
May 12th, 2017, 10:27 AM
:?

Cam
May 12th, 2017, 10:38 AM
Yeah, I don't get it either.

dodint
May 12th, 2017, 10:48 AM
Me either. I assumed it was because I'm old and don't watch that stuff.

Kchrpm
May 12th, 2017, 11:17 AM
I figured it was from "13 Reasons Why", the Netflix series that's about a young person that commits suicide. Just looked it up:

The girl in the story would say that as part of the opening to each audio cassette which explained why she committed suicide.

dodint
May 12th, 2017, 11:18 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jGhAMZw.jpg

Cam
May 12th, 2017, 12:36 PM
:lol:

The recoil overpowers the forward thrust of the engines.

drew
May 12th, 2017, 12:52 PM
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Freude am Fahren
May 12th, 2017, 05:33 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_oOTreUwAEvoGz.jpg

dodint
May 13th, 2017, 11:46 AM
:lol:

Alan P
May 13th, 2017, 02:22 PM
:lol:

The recoil overpowers the forward thrust of the engines.

The gun is on the centreline of the plane and the front undercarriage is offset to prevent the recoil from making the plane yaw when the GAU-8 is fired.

MR2 Fan
May 13th, 2017, 05:57 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aM86P2G_460s.jpg

Conman
May 15th, 2017, 09:53 AM
Nothing like some Brrrrrrrrt up close and personal. I've had one fly so close over my head I felt I could almost reach out and touch the wingtip. Infantry guys love the A-10.

Godson
May 15th, 2017, 11:23 AM
When I was in scouts, we had a kid who was in another troop which his dad was an a10 pilot. They buzzed the campground while we were down there for summer session. I bet they were only 20ft above the trees.

Crazy awesome planes.

drew
May 15th, 2017, 02:17 PM
There's a military school just north of my home town in IN that has an old/defunct tank in the front yard. Every once in a while, the national guard guys would have a "run" on it because it was there.


Pretty fuckin awesome (and simultaneously shitting-sideways-scary) seeing one or two of those things diving to about 100' at that thing, right above the road you're traveling on.

Freude am Fahren
May 15th, 2017, 02:34 PM
Florida Man strikes again:

Margate man on trial for girlfriend's choking death wants to show penis to jury
Attorneys argue over state of Richard Patterson's penis: flaccid or erect? (https://www.local10.com/news/crime/margate-man-on-trial-for-girlfriends-choking-death-wants-to-show-penis-to-jury)

21Kid
May 15th, 2017, 03:59 PM
:lol:

Not clicking on those links.

Freude am Fahren
May 15th, 2017, 04:22 PM
:lol:

Don't worry. It links to a legit story on my local news station's website. It's just one link, but I guess the board makes it two with the return.

Godson
May 15th, 2017, 06:19 PM
Is that fucker (see what I did there) trying to show his dick is too small to cause a choking hazard?

This has to be the first time in history a guy is trying to prove he has a little dick.

Yw-slayer
May 16th, 2017, 04:31 AM
It's better than having to prove it to all your new friends in State Pen.

Kchrpm
May 16th, 2017, 05:55 AM
Is that fucker (see what I did there) trying to show his dick is too small to cause a choking hazard?

This has to be the first time in history a guy is trying to prove he has a little dick.

The opposite. The woman died of asphyxiation. He wants to prove that his penis, while erect, is large enough for someone to choke to death on it. Therefore her death was accidental, and not him purposefully choking her through some other means.

George
May 16th, 2017, 09:26 AM
https://i.redd.it/4gngg000k2xy.gif

Cam
May 16th, 2017, 09:49 AM
Effing brilliant. :lol:

Godson
May 16th, 2017, 02:10 PM
The opposite. The woman died of asphyxiation. He wants to prove that his penis, while erect, is large enough for someone to choke to death on it. Therefore her death was accidental, and not him purposefully choking her through some other means.


Unless he forced a deepthroat, which it would be murder.

unless she didn't have a gag reflex, which is something not all people actually have. Still murder.

Tiny penis is the only real way out.

George
May 17th, 2017, 09:55 AM
https://68.media.tumblr.com/82f6282e9fce2d35f5cc1ea42ab7a881/tumblr_nv3s5jLKCL1qewacoo1_540.jpg

Freude am Fahren
May 17th, 2017, 11:02 AM
lol, saw a Honda Odyssey with the plate "JDM ODY"

Freude am Fahren
May 18th, 2017, 09:24 AM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18581896_10155381505917490_5261331686749981004_n.j pg?oh=2c1187fd6eff579a49cdcbe3bd5c5320&oe=59BF0429

Crazed_Insanity
May 19th, 2017, 06:00 PM
I think that's too graphic for me!

dodint
May 22nd, 2017, 05:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PZ1Ey45.gif

G'day Mate
May 22nd, 2017, 05:54 AM
:lol:

Godson
May 22nd, 2017, 04:35 PM
I'm guilty of that.....

Yw-slayer
May 23rd, 2017, 12:32 AM
I truly LOL at that.

Freude am Fahren
May 23rd, 2017, 06:31 AM
I went looking for a gif version of those dumb little animations they run on the screens at bowling alleys when you get a strike, but surprisingly couldn't find one.

MR2 Fan
May 23rd, 2017, 07:49 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a2rX86e_700b.jpg

Leon
May 23rd, 2017, 10:40 PM
So very very very true :)

Rare White Ape
May 24th, 2017, 05:24 AM
Sex with an oscilloscope is not quite as much fun, though.

G'day Mate
May 24th, 2017, 06:23 AM
Then you're doing it wrong.

Freude am Fahren
May 24th, 2017, 06:49 AM
Did you put the probe in the right hole?

Cam
May 24th, 2017, 07:27 AM
Pay attention to the warning sines.

MR2 Fan
May 24th, 2017, 07:49 AM
:lol::erm::lol:

tigeraid
May 24th, 2017, 10:22 AM
Pay attention to the warning sines.

God dammit.


:toast:

Cam
May 24th, 2017, 10:48 AM
:finger:

George
May 24th, 2017, 11:02 AM
https://godneighbor.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/paris_tuileries_garden_facepalm_statue.jpg?w=480

JSGeneral
May 24th, 2017, 12:15 PM
https://godneighbor.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/paris_tuileries_garden_facepalm_statue.jpg?w=480

No-look oscilloscope penetration. Impressive.

Rare White Ape
May 25th, 2017, 05:26 AM
Pay attention to the warning sines.

If you ever need affirmation as to why we love Cam, look to this post.

George
May 25th, 2017, 01:06 PM
http://68.media.tumblr.com/79a562110650e98acef5d976fc51178e/tumblr_onm338BUFf1ubfgh6o1_500.jpg

Rare White Ape
May 25th, 2017, 04:28 PM
Fuck yeah - boom into the sternum, then follow it up with a heavy open palm swung down into the ballsack.

MR2 Fan
May 25th, 2017, 07:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXVaChA3Q0

G'day Mate
May 27th, 2017, 12:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFy3bDpBucI

George
May 27th, 2017, 05:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXVaChA3Q0

Is it just me, or does that version of Staying Alive sound sped up?

Speaking of Staying Alive, Les Claypool fans might like this version. It's doubtful anyone else will.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW_JyjyUza0

G'day Mate
May 27th, 2017, 06:06 AM
:up:

MR2 Fan
May 27th, 2017, 10:18 AM
Is it just me, or does that version of Staying Alive sound sped up?

It may have been to get around Youtube banning it for copyrighted audio?

drew
May 27th, 2017, 11:56 AM
Les Claypool is a goddamn genius

MR2 Fan
May 28th, 2017, 12:56 PM
LOTR in 2017

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avGKwVn_700b.jpg

Freude am Fahren
May 28th, 2017, 12:59 PM
:lol:





:(

dodint
May 31st, 2017, 09:10 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/26xBtf0G4hdZMbqZa/giphy.gif

Cam
May 31st, 2017, 09:52 AM
I find that funnier than I think I should. :lol:

I like how mom is just standing off to the side watching.

Freude am Fahren
May 31st, 2017, 01:06 PM
I know, especially given the reflection/glass trickery going there, she looks like a ghost.

21Kid
May 31st, 2017, 02:21 PM
:lol:

drew
May 31st, 2017, 02:44 PM
Gold.

speedpimp
June 1st, 2017, 04:50 PM
2397

Cam
June 1st, 2017, 06:37 PM
Oh, hell.

Freude am Fahren
June 6th, 2017, 09:35 PM
https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18425230_10155221636761605_6847869503754701854_n.j pg?oh=65d3403ec13c9f58854c7a665236fdef&oe=59E78D73

dodint
June 7th, 2017, 04:48 AM
Deja vu.

dodint
June 8th, 2017, 12:21 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/28/e8/3c/28e83c3fe56daf1adc08a3a3c1128a0e.gif

You're welcome.

Cam
June 8th, 2017, 12:33 PM
:eek: :lol:

2ndMoparMan
June 8th, 2017, 05:44 PM
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Godson
June 8th, 2017, 06:39 PM
Meh, just opiliones

dodint
June 8th, 2017, 06:42 PM
We got a tough guy here.

balki
June 9th, 2017, 04:50 PM
"opiliones"
he sounds like a nerd as well
https://frinkiac.com/video/S13E11/SMvX2vVHvMOj4ODDIHIifC8CsaM=.gif

MR2 Fan
June 9th, 2017, 06:12 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/agLPWqw_700b.jpg

Crazed_Insanity
June 9th, 2017, 10:00 PM
Top secret info is on a need to know basis. President has no need to know unless if they were to engage us somehow... If aliens were running the show like the Russians, then maybe we'll hear about them...

21Kid
June 10th, 2017, 12:17 AM
:(

Drachen596
June 10th, 2017, 05:37 AM
I remember that being a part of the plot during Independence Day. I think it was just after Air Force One barely escaped that it gets mentioned by Goldblums character. some guy confirms it and then President Pullman demands to know why he wasn't ever told. Someone chimes in with something about plausibly deniability.

Freude am Fahren
June 10th, 2017, 10:09 AM
I thought of that exact scene when I saw that comic.

FaultyMario
June 10th, 2017, 08:18 PM
I remember that being a part of the plot during Independence Day. I think it was just after Air Force One barely escaped that it gets mentioned by Goldblums character. some guy confirms it and then President Pullman demands to know why he wasn't ever told. Someone chimes in with something about plausibly deniability.



http://youtu.be/F69dzy__Ao8

speedpimp
June 11th, 2017, 02:58 AM
In Soviet Russia Putin Trumps Trump's Tramp Trumpet.

MR2 Fan
June 12th, 2017, 05:45 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amYjOXj_700b.jpg

dodint
June 12th, 2017, 07:26 PM
Legit :lol:

Freude am Fahren
June 13th, 2017, 07:02 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBw4jpPUwAALgr3.jpg

tigeraid
June 14th, 2017, 11:08 AM
:eek: :(

speedpimp
June 14th, 2017, 11:44 AM
So fucking wrong.

Rare White Ape
June 14th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Don't worry. The dog needed to be shaved by the vet.

drew
June 14th, 2017, 01:05 PM
It's a Bobblemute.

dodint
June 14th, 2017, 01:52 PM
Don't worry. The dog needed to be shaved by the vet.

This was my guess, tbh.

Yw-slayer
June 14th, 2017, 10:45 PM
https://m.9gag.com/gag/aBWDgnQ?ref=fbp

Freude am Fahren
June 15th, 2017, 06:30 AM
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/vavjd9s0cq83ufoo7kyy.jpg

MR2 Fan
June 18th, 2017, 09:40 PM
Absolutely Brutal
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azq74db_700b_v1.jpg

Phil_SS
June 19th, 2017, 08:09 AM
:lol:

Crazed_Insanity
June 19th, 2017, 08:46 AM
Wow, that's good. :lol:

G'day Mate
June 22nd, 2017, 05:57 AM
https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19399703_10209766641262857_2187383400327639353_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2eb80c3b278d6f2df72052afd2a3c7df&oe=59E9A54F

drew
June 22nd, 2017, 01:14 PM
:up:

Rare White Ape
June 22nd, 2017, 03:56 PM
Done that a few times. Accidentally ordered a 1L stein of Lowenbrau, it came with a scratch card that won me a pork knuckle. I ate half the pork knuckle, but drank the whole stein. I then ordered another stein.

G'day Mate
June 22nd, 2017, 09:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No7v2ps6ukI

drew
June 23rd, 2017, 01:49 AM
wtf. I'm sure there was more to it prior to that, thus being recorded. What a douchebag.

I saw it as the car and biker had some on-going thing, the biker kicked the car, and then the car intentionally tried to put an end to him.


So, douchebags

G'day Mate
June 23rd, 2017, 02:54 AM
Oh, totally, but the ending is still pretty speccy

novicius
June 23rd, 2017, 04:40 AM
That is one expensive lesson that that Sentra driver is learning.

OTOH, Sentra -- so he probably has no insurance and no money. #sadlulz

GB
June 23rd, 2017, 06:36 AM
heheheh


pork knuckle

Crazed_Insanity
June 23rd, 2017, 07:11 AM
I was going to comment that was a typical road rage incident in LA..., but that motorcyclist is clearly some sort of professional stunt rider. He can kick and be hit by a car and avoid obstacles..., it's like nothing can knock him off of his balance. Amazing! He's probably very proud to be going viral on youtube now...

Rare White Ape
June 23rd, 2017, 07:07 PM
I think his greatest skill was beating a path outta there and possibly hiding his bike for a few months until this blows over.

I salute you, mystery hero.

G'day Mate
June 24th, 2017, 05:08 AM
I think I did a pretty funny job of this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FPBR_FKUKA

(also, the stew was really nice)

Cam
June 24th, 2017, 12:41 PM
I have to admit, I never watched any of your videos until now. Now I have to watch more. Effing A+. :lol:

Subscribed!

drew
June 24th, 2017, 03:59 PM
:up:

I did the same thing with the garlic the first time I attempted Shepherd's Pie. Thinking the bulb was a clove.

I got about 4-5 actual cloves in it, and thought "goddamn, that's a lot of garlic".


I decided that the person that made the recipe was afraid of vampires, so I stopped there with the garlic.


It turned out ok, bit of a burn, but ok.


I'm not going to lie, when I watch these, I keep expecting a "fuck off" in them.

Like at the end of this one, "I'm sure he'd like some, but it's people food, so fuck off".

Just seems like an Aussie thing to do, with my experience with them :)

Freude am Fahren
June 24th, 2017, 04:53 PM
We need better embedding here. I was browsing instagram and came across this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVQctKKFbSC/?taken-by=ktmkid690

I grabbed a screenshot for you lazy fucks:
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2429&d=1498351974

G'day Mate
June 24th, 2017, 06:05 PM
I'm not going to lie, when I watch these, I keep expecting a "fuck off" in them.

Like at the end of this one, "I'm sure he'd like some, but it's people food, so fuck off".

Just seems like an Aussie thing to do, with my experience with them :)

Yeah, I try and keep the language kinda clean. Normally it would be "fuck off"

GreatScawt
June 24th, 2017, 07:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YeAtoT5.gif

drew
June 25th, 2017, 02:21 AM
Yeah, I try and keep the language kinda clean. Normally it would be "fuck off"

I knew it :up:

G'day Mate
June 25th, 2017, 03:02 AM
Fuck off

drew
June 25th, 2017, 11:26 AM
:up:

Freude am Fahren
June 26th, 2017, 09:39 AM
From the official NFL website:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/iazpqwtakfqnpaulrdct.jpg

Kchrpm
June 26th, 2017, 10:41 AM
Wile E. Coyote. Super genius.

Cam
June 26th, 2017, 11:47 AM
Being ignorant of American football, I had to look that one up.

21Kid
June 26th, 2017, 02:11 PM
What? That's Washington!

Freude am Fahren
June 26th, 2017, 03:07 PM
Not gonna lie, when I was a youngin' I thought they were from Washington state. But like real young.

G'day Mate
June 26th, 2017, 04:34 PM
Took me a while

Alan P
June 26th, 2017, 05:49 PM
So I figure that while the Redskins are based in Washington DC, that map is of Washington State? Like, the other side of the country?

Freude am Fahren
June 26th, 2017, 06:16 PM
Yup.

This was also posted, but isn't real AFAIK:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/aga57bgfwcsvlem2ifn4.png

Cam
June 27th, 2017, 05:51 AM
:lol:

Crazed_Insanity
June 27th, 2017, 10:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkshKrwhXjQ

Was working from home yesterday and so during lunch we went out to eat with my wife and kid. Luckily my daughter ate very slowly so we avoided becoming part of this mess... This would've been the very intersection we go thru to get back home had we been there few minutes earlier...

Not sure if this is an epic failure considering only 3 folks had 'minor' injuries, including the suspect car thief in the white SUV which landed upside down!

Cars today are amazing.

Kchrpm
June 28th, 2017, 12:16 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6k0mcw/waiters_of_reddit_what_fucked_up_shit_have_you/djik8sw/


Party of 5 or 6, its a group of friends having dinner. In walks a clown. Clown starts randomly walking around the restaurant doing balloon animals for kids and shit like that. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, we didn't hire this guy. He walks over to the table of 5 or 6 and selects a man from the table to perform a magic trick for. He did the trick, a small flash of smoke and fire happens and then magically there is an engagement ring on a rope. The man takes the ring and the woman gets on her knees and asks the man to marry her. The man says no, tells her to get up and they continue dinner. This table now has the attention of the entire restaurant (like 300-400 people on our busiest night). Everybody just turned away and started awkwardly eating like nothing happened.

21Kid
June 28th, 2017, 12:28 PM
:eek:

Freude am Fahren
June 28th, 2017, 12:39 PM
They both just stayed to finish dinner??? :lol:

Rare White Ape
June 28th, 2017, 12:50 PM
He made the right choice.

George
June 28th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Man, that's colder than a well-digger's bum. :lol:

Leon
June 28th, 2017, 02:46 PM
I'd have expected mega shit fit from the woman scorned. Like, measured on the Richter scale level ....

MR2 Fan
June 28th, 2017, 06:31 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajN6ANQ_700b.jpg

G'day Mate
June 28th, 2017, 07:11 PM
The CEO of the company I work for was introduced to a new saying the other day that he now likes to use as much as possible: "bronzing up".

Apparently a cop friend of his referred to a "bronzer", which turned out to be somebody who had covered himself in his own shit. Apparently the guy in question was a prisoner or something and he didn't like the idea of having to go to court that day so he "bronzed up" and they had to hose him down.

We all can't stop giggling ... actually I might start using it as a threat when I don't want to go to a meeting :D

Rare White Ape
June 29th, 2017, 12:06 AM
Paul Hogan of tax avoidance fame once commented on what you do with your Olympic medals. He said that you put the gold and silver on a shelf and you sit on your bronze.

Yw-slayer
June 29th, 2017, 01:57 AM
They both just stayed to finish dinner??? :lol:

Hey, people gotta eat, right?

MR2 Fan
July 3rd, 2017, 05:11 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AMgnj_700b.jpg

Freude am Fahren
July 3rd, 2017, 09:22 AM
:lol:

G'day Mate
July 3rd, 2017, 08:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9f7kLrDpRE

speedpimp
July 4th, 2017, 04:17 AM
That's just fucked up.

Freude am Fahren
July 4th, 2017, 08:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5hV-ESBd0&ab_channel=NorthernWheelies

Leon
July 4th, 2017, 11:21 AM
That was more entertaining than if the stunt had gone right :)

Freude am Fahren
July 5th, 2017, 08:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsK0WsL0fVc&ab_channel=FunnyLocalNews

21Kid
July 5th, 2017, 10:17 AM
:lol: What did you think was going to happen?

drew
July 5th, 2017, 02:04 PM
You're assuming it was beer....

Chances are, her friend on all fours was probably getting showered in other things shortly afterward.


(at least I assume. one chick in a bikini surrounded by countless drunk fat fuckers.... pretty sure we've all seen that movie before)

George
July 7th, 2017, 11:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6zg6v4Z.gif

Freude am Fahren
July 7th, 2017, 01:02 PM
:lol:

drew
July 8th, 2017, 02:57 AM
Gold.

GB
July 8th, 2017, 10:10 PM
"Professional".

Freude am Fahren
July 9th, 2017, 07:25 AM
"Semi-Professional"

It was minor league :)

drew
July 9th, 2017, 02:08 PM
All that needs is the Benny Hill music.

Alan P
July 9th, 2017, 07:46 PM
"Semi-Professional"

It was minor league :)

And always will be with plays like that!

drew
July 11th, 2017, 02:35 PM
:lol:

Freude am Fahren
July 14th, 2017, 02:16 PM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19959072_1634026019975880_6530609708035273684_n.jp g?oh=d6a1f9228f8b1bf61432f425409372cd&oe=59F7591A

Kchrpm
July 14th, 2017, 03:53 PM
DONKEYSTRENGTH!!!!

21Kid
July 14th, 2017, 03:58 PM
I prefer LlamaThrust.

Crazed_Insanity
July 14th, 2017, 06:23 PM
No no, may zebraforce be with you!

Rare White Ape
July 14th, 2017, 08:29 PM
Isn't Zebraforce some kind of speed metal band?

Freude am Fahren
July 14th, 2017, 09:57 PM
Zebrahead is a pop-punk type band. Dragonforce is a metal band. I listened to both in highschool, lol.

Now if they combined...

And then there's this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Zebra_Force.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_Force)

Wow does it look bad :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goNvUdgpeLs&ab_channel=TrashTrailers

speedpimp
July 15th, 2017, 02:41 PM
Add in bad dubbing and its a must see.

Crazed_Insanity
July 15th, 2017, 03:13 PM
Maybe I shouldn't wish zebraforce be with anybody... :lol:

MR2 Fan
July 16th, 2017, 09:33 PM
Silent but deadly?

http://myfox8.com/2017/07/16/person-passes-gas-on-an-american-airlines-plane-forces-all-passengers-off-at-nc-airport/

Yw-slayer
July 16th, 2017, 11:19 PM
LLAMATHRUST FOR LIFE!!!

balki
July 17th, 2017, 05:45 AM
Donkey strength sounds like a unit of torque
I wonder how much llama thrust a rocket makes, probably need over a million llamas of thrust just to get into LEO

21Kid
July 17th, 2017, 02:15 PM
:|
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20106304_10159071584525080_6408389845264500172_n.j pg?oh=7e11c8aa5306963242019e27a8828ab1&oe=5A0EE499

TheBenior
July 17th, 2017, 11:40 PM
Has there actually been any sizeable backlash about a female Doctor? Maybe it's the circles I run in, but I've only seen backlash to a backlash so far. I saw way more bitching about the Doctor's gender when Peter Capaldi was picked.

G'day Mate
July 17th, 2017, 11:47 PM
Same for me - seems that everyone's expecting backlash and have come up with all this material to combat it and now they just can't help but use it.

Rare White Ape
July 18th, 2017, 12:58 AM
Let's start a 60 page thread on it!

balki
July 18th, 2017, 05:05 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e59guruVL4o

Rare White Ape
July 18th, 2017, 05:10 AM
Stolen from someone... on the internet!


"The Raven", condensed form.

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird, and a bust, and a door,
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
The raven just said...Nevermore

Freude am Fahren
July 18th, 2017, 05:25 AM
This is one of the worst parts of the internet. A whole bunch of stuff defending something that isn't being attacked. But then the defense gets picked up by bigger media outlets and suddenly there is a conflict with two sides, except one side never existed to begin with.

Happens a lot more on the other side of the coin though. And it's always stuff in that "trending" column on facebook. When you click on it, you never actually see ANY posts to warrant the backlash, only the backlash.

(See websites like Young Cons, Chicks on the Right, etc. They always like "The left is FURIOUS about what this PATRIOT did!" And it's like an article about something completely innocuous, that no one is upset about. It's something the right has done WAY better than the left. "Better" meaning more effectively, but all it does is divide us more).

Kchrpm
July 18th, 2017, 08:16 AM
There has been backlash, but it's been outnumbered by the people who are for it and are speaking back against the backlash. I'm fine with one person saying something misogynistic/racist/etc and 10 people pointing it out. Make that first person reassess, make it clear that they're in the minority now and that they need to grow up. Don't run the risk of one really loud voice swooping in, telling them "nah, you were right" and then being elected president.

Edit: from the Doctor Who subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/doctorwho/comments/6nmir1/spoilers_megathread_the_13th_doctor_is/?sort=controversial

Crazed_Insanity
July 18th, 2017, 09:27 AM
To me, it seems backlashes can be pretty strong on both sides... and they rarely solve or fix anything... only make things worse.

Leon
July 18th, 2017, 11:06 AM
I don't watch Dr Who, never have done.

Though, with a female Dr, I might watch this season, just to see if I like it.

Kchrpm
July 18th, 2017, 11:16 AM
To me, it seems backlashes can be pretty strong on both sides... and they rarely solve or fix anything... only make things worse.

Eh, internet backlash and support has changed and built many things, it just depends on the situation. Microsoft changed how the XBox One worked after internet backlash, Kickstarter and the like are built on internet support, internet support got Deadpool made.

tigeraid
July 18th, 2017, 12:01 PM
The backlash (which is quite small, but VERY vocal) is even LESS qualified an argument than it usually is, in these situations.

There are male and female timelords but it's very gender-fluid and completely equal, and the character of The Master already regenerated to and from male and female, so there's an easy precedent. There is LITERALLY nothing about the role of The Doctor that requires him to be a male, or white, or anything else.

Crazed_Insanity
July 18th, 2017, 12:40 PM
Eh, internet backlash and support has changed and built many things, it just depends on the situation. Microsoft changed how the XBox One worked after internet backlash, Kickstarter and the like are built on internet support, internet support got Deadpool made.

I'm not talking about support at all. When was the last time you saw conservatives and liberals "supported" each other? Or a piece of successful legislation that was only 'supported' by one side only?

Now, if backlashes are taken as constructive criticism, I suppose it can be valuable. However, it doesn't happen very often, does it?

Kchrpm
July 18th, 2017, 12:56 PM
We're talking about support and backlash for products, not politics. There are examples of backlash that lead to changes for countless numbers of games, especially ones with major online components. Destiny, Diablo III, and The Division come to mind, and I'm sure plenty of others that I just can't pull off the top of my head. Consumer media can be heavily influenced by consumer response.

dodint
July 20th, 2017, 05:40 AM
https://i.imgur.com/EUtaqfM.gif

That would be molten steel (about 3000F) for those unsure. :twitch:

Crazed_Insanity
July 20th, 2017, 08:57 AM
whoa!

Crazed_Insanity
July 20th, 2017, 09:04 AM
We're talking about support and backlash for products, not politics. There are examples of backlash that lead to changes for countless numbers of games, especially ones with major online components. Destiny, Diablo III, and The Division come to mind, and I'm sure plenty of others that I just can't pull off the top of my head. Consumer media can be heavily influenced by consumer response.

Kchrpm, with regard to the meme posted by 21kid, was that really purely about products and nothing political at all?

Kchrpm
July 20th, 2017, 09:07 AM
Yes, it was about people's reaction to a product, not people's reaction to a politician, or a politician's reaction to a product. Just because a similar movement is happening politically doesn't mean that everything is political. Society and politics are dealing with some of the same issues right now, but that doesn't mean they are one and the same.

Crazed_Insanity
July 20th, 2017, 09:39 AM
I agree with you that consumer backlash may be what's needed to improve products. I was just saying I think most of those 'political' backlashes are pretty stupid and meaningless... much like he said she said. That meme, to me, seems like the issue is being politicized. I also do agree that we shouldn't politicize everything, but I do believe most people just cannot separate politics out of their lives at the moment...

Anyway, just wish to clarify that I don't disagree with your stance and I'm not the one politicizing the issue. Whether if this particular backlash will improve anything... we'll see.

Rare White Ape
July 20th, 2017, 12:50 PM
https://i.imgur.com/EUtaqfM.gif

That would be molten steel (about 3000F) for those unsure. :twitch:

Hot and heavy. See the second machine start to jizz it out just as the emergency stop button is hit.

Leon
July 20th, 2017, 03:10 PM
Pucker factor = infinity

dodint
July 21st, 2017, 10:27 AM
https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/if-youre-reading-this-sorry-i-was-late-16.gif

21Kid
July 21st, 2017, 10:49 AM
:lol:

drew
July 22nd, 2017, 03:22 AM
:up:

MR2 Fan
July 22nd, 2017, 08:45 AM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2490&d=1500741863

Sad, little man
July 24th, 2017, 01:43 PM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2494&d=1500932580

2494

MR2 Fan
July 24th, 2017, 01:52 PM
wow, that part of Canada really looks like Hong Kong

Yw-slayer
July 24th, 2017, 09:17 PM
Lol

MR2 Fan
July 24th, 2017, 11:43 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9ArW6m_700b.jpg

Leon
July 25th, 2017, 12:42 AM
More often than not, I seem to be able to select only one.

Godson
July 25th, 2017, 03:32 AM
That meme is a tease.

No woman is sane

dodint
July 25th, 2017, 08:05 AM
https://i.redd.it/buo4dtqtljbz.jpg

tigeraid
July 25th, 2017, 08:18 AM
:twitch:


I must know more.

dodint
July 25th, 2017, 09:12 AM
Might've tried to open it before it cooled sufficiently. I don't know, found the pic as is.

Phil_SS
July 25th, 2017, 09:30 AM
I think their would be a lot more blood involved if someone was in the kitchen when that happened.

George
July 25th, 2017, 11:26 AM
"What the hell happened in here?" the cop asked, staring at the demolished stove and the lid embedded in the ceiling.

His partner was looking out the door into the garage. "Uh, Charlie, we'd better call for backup and an ambulance."

Meanwhile, at the cloverleaf intersection where the two highways met, Reacher put one foot on the shoulder, one in the traffic lane, and held out his thumb. He tried to look friendly...