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TheBenior
March 15th, 2014, 04:30 PM
You but it in small pieces, that way its cheaper in the long run.

Nice.

overpowered
March 15th, 2014, 05:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UW7qmzr.gifI want to know who she is. I don't care about slick Willie.

overpowered
March 15th, 2014, 09:28 PM
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-13-2014/-mcconnelling

Yw-slayer
March 15th, 2014, 11:08 PM
I agree with OP.

Fiat500
March 16th, 2014, 03:23 AM
Some searching seems to suggest her name is Daria German.

Godson
March 16th, 2014, 05:54 AM
Former Gymnast.

Rob
March 16th, 2014, 06:03 AM
only the left-most one on the bottom shelf will, the regular-sized ones don't fit me

If that was a CubanB reference, I salute your memory.

balki
March 16th, 2014, 05:20 PM
I didn't remember who said it, so would means I'm going to have to give you a (Magnum-covered) no-hand salute for getting the name.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zGqRXZlnY

How did 'regular-sized condoms don't fit me' even start?

Alan P
March 16th, 2014, 05:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UW7qmzr.gif

Why do I get the feeling nearly every guy hasn't got a clue what she's saying or talking about and if asked would probably go 'huh'?

Dicknose
March 17th, 2014, 04:24 AM
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-13-2014/-mcconnelling

Sorry this video is not available for your location.
But at least you kangaroos and boomerangs.

overpowered
March 17th, 2014, 09:55 AM
If you don't know who Mitch McConnell is you might not get it anyway; but then again, that might not matter.

Viacom sometimes gets really stupid with its access control.

LHutton
March 17th, 2014, 02:17 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/lukos_/MH370_zps08e05dec.jpg

Jason
March 17th, 2014, 02:25 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=605612272849199

Freude am Fahren
March 17th, 2014, 03:04 PM
:lol:

Random
March 17th, 2014, 03:06 PM
I find it funny now. Back when it was a real discussion I could see the merit in people not wanting to take action that even had a fraction of a percentage chance of giving their kids autism. I didn't buy into the notion, but I get the fear.

Based on the number of pictures that were taken of Jamie over the weekend (both sets of grandparents visited), my new theory is that flash photography causes autism. :p

thesameguy
March 17th, 2014, 03:12 PM
I'd back that notion. I can't handle flashes at all. Maybe it's a natural defense mechanism to avoid autism. :D

overpowered
March 17th, 2014, 06:37 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8105363200/h8F6616BD/

Rare White Ape
March 18th, 2014, 12:15 AM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=605612272849199

HOLY SHIT

overpowered
March 19th, 2014, 11:03 AM
Sorry this video is not available for your location.
But at least you kangaroos and boomerangs.

Maybe this one will work. Videos hosted by Youtube.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/comedycentral/the-daily-shows-30-top-mcconnelling-videos-of-al-1jmu

speedpimp
March 19th, 2014, 03:17 PM
Guy posts on FB group that he plans on leaving that group and what transpires will bring a tear to your eye. (https://www.facebook.com/groups/420408764692147/631046996961655/?notif_t=group_comment_reply)

Jason
March 19th, 2014, 03:30 PM
"Shut the Fucupcakes"

Drachen596
March 19th, 2014, 08:31 PM
well they are going about making fun of him the proper way. a little at a time and not all at once.

Rare White Ape
March 20th, 2014, 01:22 AM
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ju6pkIEUKbE/UyoNmaDaQWI/AAAAAAAAX90/7LxSPDOxXSU/w1028-h770-no/fark_VP9DKg8__eYvo790mmCZgIsOHrM.jpg

Fogelhund
March 20th, 2014, 04:18 AM
Guy posts on FB group that he plans on leaving that group and what transpires will bring a tear to your eye. (https://www.facebook.com/groups/420408764692147/631046996961655/?notif_t=group_comment_reply)

Post removed.

overpowered
March 20th, 2014, 11:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45glq7huJJc

Rob
March 20th, 2014, 12:02 PM
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ju6pkIEUKbE/UyoNmaDaQWI/AAAAAAAAX90/7LxSPDOxXSU/w1028-h770-no/fark_VP9DKg8__eYvo790mmCZgIsOHrM.jpg

Beautifully poor taste.

thesameguy
March 20th, 2014, 04:28 PM
Heh.

358

Sad, little man
March 20th, 2014, 04:41 PM
Heh, at first I was like "I don't get it, he's near the upper left corner by the shoes, how is that bad taste?" Then I saw it. :rolleyes: :smh:

2ndMoparMan
March 20th, 2014, 05:24 PM
I still don't get it, or see it.

Fiat500
March 20th, 2014, 05:31 PM
Oof. I don't understand how I didn't see that the first time.

Rare White Ape
March 20th, 2014, 05:37 PM
Maybe it's a joke that is...

Wait for it...

Flying over your head.

:cool:

overpowered
March 20th, 2014, 06:45 PM
I still don't get it, or see it.HINT 1: What is half the world looking for right now?

HINT 2: Turn on the news.

Fogelhund
March 20th, 2014, 07:02 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/19/okcupid-catfish-michael-picciano-sues-new-york-70000_n_4992632.html?ir=Canada&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

21Kid
March 21st, 2014, 10:58 AM
That'll get tossed out in 5 sec

overpowered
March 21st, 2014, 09:10 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1978780_10152016515343601_2146260158_n.jpg

Godson
March 23rd, 2014, 09:13 PM
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/u-of-chicago-study-confirms-americans-believe-in-real-1550041936?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_faceboo k&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

21Kid
March 24th, 2014, 08:50 AM
:(

George
March 24th, 2014, 09:48 AM
Patrick Stewart sure seems like a cool guy and a regular joe, from what little I know of him.

Sad, little man
March 24th, 2014, 02:11 PM
'Murricaaaah!

http://diggerlandusa.com/

http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=373&d=1395699056

373

overpowered
March 24th, 2014, 03:34 PM
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1978622_10152259903179526_1743811386_n.jpg

jimeez
March 24th, 2014, 04:30 PM
Diggerland is amazing I want to go (I operate most of those in my job). My grandkids would love it.

Sad, little man
March 24th, 2014, 06:42 PM
Heh, you operate them at work, but you still want to go?

21Kid
March 25th, 2014, 06:19 AM
Just ride one at work. :rawk:

Crazed_Insanity
March 26th, 2014, 12:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g43_mUpvAq8

This could potentially be an epic fail, but instead it turned out to be quite an epic success! :D

Sad, little man
March 26th, 2014, 12:37 PM
Heh...

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nickyoung-miss-three-pointer.gif

Also...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8kt8gi93Q

MR2 Fan
March 26th, 2014, 07:26 PM
You know you want to:

http://www.instantrapairhorn.com/

Freude am Fahren
March 26th, 2014, 08:06 PM
RAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!

overpowered
March 27th, 2014, 07:26 AM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/604066_10152693575234746_1934947849_n.jpg

speedpimp
March 27th, 2014, 12:54 PM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1982219_906288776067243_56046504_n.jpg

Freude am Fahren
March 27th, 2014, 04:00 PM
If you can ignore the VVS, and the fact that the person appears to be cruising in the left lane, this is a classic.

Skip to 1:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k#t=75

overpowered
March 27th, 2014, 09:08 PM
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-this-one-kickstarter-proves-humanity-doomed/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

thesameguy
March 27th, 2014, 09:44 PM
If you can ignore the VVS, and the fact that the person appears to be cruising in the left lane, this is a classic.

Man, that went really poorly.

Rob
March 28th, 2014, 02:32 AM
Shooting in portrait. What a cunt.

Rob
March 28th, 2014, 02:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/bwYsz6A.jpg

Jason
March 28th, 2014, 04:56 AM
Heh...

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nickyoung-miss-three-pointer.gif



Nick Young is an idiot. Can't wait until he's gone.

overpowered
March 28th, 2014, 08:45 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83971019/

George
March 28th, 2014, 09:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8kt8gi93Q

That reminds me of the awesome "Shreds" videos spoofing guitar heroes. Here's one of many:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhSVr70W-fA

LHutton
March 29th, 2014, 12:02 AM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t34.0-12/975892_10151952611040443_1972758030_n.jpg?oh=dfa92 6b88dc88bbd874cbb60b75a3e57&oe=5337E141

GreatScawt
March 29th, 2014, 05:46 AM
:lol:

Also,
"Set your calculator to 'maths'."

Freude am Fahren
March 29th, 2014, 06:42 AM
:up:

speedpimp
March 29th, 2014, 01:03 PM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10152634_790265794317734_1984952723_n.jpg

LHutton
March 29th, 2014, 02:13 PM
The Omen?

speedpimp
March 29th, 2014, 02:17 PM
To figure it out you need to only think about it for short periods of time because its cheaper that way.

LHutton
March 29th, 2014, 03:26 PM
I'm stupid, I give up. Crow bar?

Freude am Fahren
March 29th, 2014, 03:52 PM
A "flock" of crows is called a murder.

LHutton
March 29th, 2014, 04:32 PM
:lol:

I see now.

Freude am Fahren
April 2nd, 2014, 11:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1EiKys_Uk

overpowered
April 3rd, 2014, 10:14 PM
Another one for the chem nerds:

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1978894_788150244539322_583035447_n.jpg

Godson
April 3rd, 2014, 11:20 PM
hehehe.


Took me a second.

Dicknose
April 4th, 2014, 02:12 AM
I took it with a pinch of salt

thesameguy
April 4th, 2014, 09:22 AM
rofl

Sad, little man
April 4th, 2014, 02:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=craCHXrt1yY

overpowered
April 4th, 2014, 11:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQPcuYX5Hk

LHutton
April 5th, 2014, 04:55 AM
Another one for the chem nerds:

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1978894_788150244539322_583035447_n.jpg
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman! :lol:

Dicknose
April 5th, 2014, 02:57 PM
The corp engineer - oh oh many times I've suffered thru that.

One of the best required knowing something before it happened, esp the time,order of random independent events.
I explained that, and I don't have a crystal ball.
Someone suggested waiting till it happens and the info is defined, then acting (before it happens)
Sorry, don't have time travel.
Maybe I should have suggested red or kittens.

overpowered
April 5th, 2014, 05:34 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/148106_532424220119127_204687201_n.jpg

tigeraid
April 6th, 2014, 02:07 PM
:lol:

overpowered
April 6th, 2014, 02:39 PM
He always said: One of these days....

lostnight
April 6th, 2014, 11:49 PM
One of my friends works at a sushi place, and narrates this video for April Fools about how they catch their fish on the Ohio River in Cincinnati.
http://youtu.be/CIKm03oDpTg

Dicknose
April 7th, 2014, 04:34 AM
He always said: One of these days....
Had to google, not only the character, but the phrase.
Odd but I don't think I've ever seen an episode, can't think of it ever being shown here. Certainly not in any repeated syndication.

overpowered
April 7th, 2014, 06:31 PM
If you watch a number of episodes of that show, and then watch the Flintstones....

Sad, little man
April 8th, 2014, 04:47 PM
So much better than C-SPAN.

And check out the woman throwing that right hook!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSE1OQ1WrA

Freude am Fahren
April 8th, 2014, 07:43 PM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=414&d=1397014951
for one more episode, at least
414

overpowered
April 8th, 2014, 10:55 PM
NSFW

https://share.mediasilo.com/#quicklink/19618B840B64413FD337DAE66736A2AD

Sad, little man
April 9th, 2014, 06:15 PM
This would be so much more delightfully ironic if they transported the guy by helicopter to another hospital. Why can't people appreciate good irony!?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/10/us-usa-helicopter-newmexico-idUSBREA3902X20140410

G'day Mate
April 9th, 2014, 09:53 PM
Heh ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OtCcWUR_Ocs/UH1OedO4gYI/AAAAAAAAHwo/1bRLoI9diHE/s1600/WINTER-IS-COMING.jpeg

Yw-slayer
April 10th, 2014, 04:28 AM
<Hipster-wannabe>I'm reading the books, sooooo much better than the series</Hipster-wannabe>

21Kid
April 10th, 2014, 05:00 AM
Really? I found them boring because they were so close to what I've already seen on screen. But, maybe I'm just not hipster enough.

Yw-slayer
April 10th, 2014, 06:22 AM
That's because you sold out by watching the series, rather than GETTING TO THE ARTISAN SOURCE, MAN

Freude am Fahren
April 10th, 2014, 07:54 AM
Artisan pickles, man.

21Kid
April 10th, 2014, 08:34 AM
Shows/movies have better special effects.

overpowered
April 12th, 2014, 05:39 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1504086_919082401454547_3708223290763969736_n.jpg

2ndMoparMan
April 12th, 2014, 06:15 PM
Bet that's a pain in the ass.

Dicknose
April 12th, 2014, 06:50 PM
Where do you think eggs come from?

LHutton
April 13th, 2014, 12:16 AM
So much better than C-SPAN.

And check out the woman throwing that right hook!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSE1OQ1WrA
Klitschko could have ended that in 5s.

MR2 Fan
April 14th, 2014, 05:17 PM
For those of you who missed it, US Airways tweeted in response to a complaint, a totally, completely, utterly NSFW picture of a girl shoving a toy airplane up her "terminal #1". It remained on their twitter page for a FULL HOUR before they removed it!

Hilarity ensues:

http://mashable.com/2014/04/14/us-airways-best-tweets/#:eyJzIjoidCIsImkiOiJfYmM2dGphbDZlcWdjNGw1ZyJ9

Sad, little man
April 14th, 2014, 05:29 PM
I just don't get twitter. Why is it that people and companies that, 99.9% of the time have a very carefully manicured public appearance, suddenly go batshit insane on twitter. Obviously this is a case of someone completely unauthorized having access to the account. But just in general, it seems like people who would never say something on TV or elsewhere online just go nuts on twitter. It's like crazy town for everyone.

Freude am Fahren
April 14th, 2014, 07:58 PM
"Aer Lingus" :lol:

Kchrpm
April 14th, 2014, 09:25 PM
It's usually not that someone has access that shouldn't, it's that someone with access and a Twitter client that supports multiple accounts doesn't realize which one they're logged in to, or they just do some thing without thinking enough.

Godson
April 15th, 2014, 12:35 AM
http://elitedaily.com/humor/boyfriend-makes-hilarious-vine-compilation-times-hes-scared-girlfriend-video/?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook



Yeah, I'd be this guy.

Kchrpm
April 15th, 2014, 03:24 AM
After reading up on the US Air tweet, I think I may have walked by the delayed flight in question.

Godson
April 15th, 2014, 04:19 AM
Did it appear to be a pressing matter?

Kchrpm
April 15th, 2014, 04:23 AM
I just walked by as they said they will now start boarding the flight again and what to do if you had already boarded the first time.

Freude am Fahren
April 15th, 2014, 07:31 AM
Aristotle? Really?

Crazed_Insanity
April 15th, 2014, 07:47 AM
Seriously. Aristotle must've been some awesome boyfriend in other areas in order for his girlfriend to put up with that all the time and allowed him to post that for the world to see. Maybe she subconsciously likes the unpredictive-ness, she'll probably break up with him soon after he stops scaring her.

Freude am Fahren
April 15th, 2014, 08:17 AM
I actually am not so sure it's not fake.

speedpimp
April 15th, 2014, 03:58 PM
Time Is A Flat Circus! (http://timeisaflatcircus.tumblr.com/)

Rare White Ape
April 16th, 2014, 02:15 AM
Spimp, that must be the greatest cartoon I have ever seen. Better even than those Garfield toons with the speech bubbles removed.

G'day Mate
April 16th, 2014, 05:33 AM
Nuh-uh

http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/101/10110/1011031.jpg

Godson
April 16th, 2014, 05:49 AM
:lol: Best cartoon ever.

MR2 Fan
April 16th, 2014, 06:13 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c36c0ef2a39e0c1143e8045e6d211d7/tumblr_n3xrq0lSeB1tyxypso1_400.png

Oh Snap!

Godson
April 16th, 2014, 11:17 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1010697_10153007451710476_5537274136892331643_n.pn g

overpowered
April 16th, 2014, 01:56 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KpLKsgjJ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/zfgix6nsvuvftndbybyw.gif

http://gawker.com/watch-a-train-conductor-kick-a-selfie-taking-teen-in-th-1563737053

speedpimp
April 16th, 2014, 02:25 PM
This is so full of fucking win. Here (http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-these-synchronized-skaters-freak-t-1563831063). I can't decide whether head banger girl or turn to stone sobby orgasm face girl are my favorite.
436

speedpimp
April 16th, 2014, 02:29 PM
This is so full of fucking win. Here (http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-these-synchronized-skaters-freak-t-1563831063). I can't decide whether head banger girl or turn to stone sobby orgasm face girl are my favorite.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aJGtLuzP--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/neesmdwvbwkdonqkzyeq.gif

overpowered
April 16th, 2014, 09:26 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10013591_10152352916549802_6768486353610487939_n.p ng

GB
April 17th, 2014, 05:52 AM
'Ghost Car' causes accident.


http://youtu.be/k2_t6v0zrIw

LHutton
April 17th, 2014, 12:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TUjLjiF.jpg

drew
April 17th, 2014, 01:17 PM
I'm assuming all the Russia-speak is for "WTF?"

Crazed_Insanity
April 18th, 2014, 07:22 AM
'Ghost Car' causes accident.


http://youtu.be/k2_t6v0zrIw

"Wow! That car came out of nowhere and I can't believe I got that on film!"

overpowered
April 19th, 2014, 01:33 PM
Rubbin' is racing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqrwY6k-bw

LHutton
April 19th, 2014, 02:39 PM
:lol:

overpowered
April 19th, 2014, 08:55 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10252158_925828980779889_7691703493165187227_n.jpg

Freude am Fahren
April 19th, 2014, 09:23 PM
Rubbin' is racing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqrwY6k-bw

darude - sandstorm.

That was fantastic.

MR2 Fan
April 20th, 2014, 12:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2awbKQ2DLRE

overpowered
April 20th, 2014, 08:16 AM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/397564_262464253936090_1502329009609804142_n.jpg

LHutton
April 20th, 2014, 09:14 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uA0Qmw-5xrg/S9lL6fRHq2I/AAAAAAAABmo/STxo9cmrZGU/s1600/moderates%252Byttnb81016124802650.jpg

Alan P
April 20th, 2014, 05:14 PM
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10171637_699237170139201_7892037454474322893_n.png

Yw-slayer
April 20th, 2014, 07:11 PM
LOFL

MR2 Fan
April 20th, 2014, 10:14 PM
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10294237_277588645751670_7495661721975102925_n.jpg

Godson
April 21st, 2014, 01:00 PM
Oh shit, that's good.

overpowered
April 22nd, 2014, 01:05 PM
Wienermobile crashes into Racine County home (http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/51050767.html)

Sad, little man
April 22nd, 2014, 01:34 PM
Pretty sure I posted that five years ago when it happened. :|

Anyway, let me know when the weinermobile crashes into this. Now that would be funny.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/07/28/us/Peach-pic/Peach-popup.jpg

Godson
April 22nd, 2014, 01:44 PM
:lol:

Godson
April 22nd, 2014, 06:24 PM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10157355_10152369728654802_8872532845223621078_n.p ng

LHutton
April 23rd, 2014, 03:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/oPjcWbg.gif

GreatScawt
April 23rd, 2014, 03:17 PM
Smashing

http://i.imgur.com/bG93B7b.gif

overpowered
April 23rd, 2014, 11:10 PM
http://www.lifebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1134-620x1.jpg

overpowered
April 24th, 2014, 06:57 PM
Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina: Cops (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html)

GreatScawt
April 24th, 2014, 08:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pLoumt4.gif

Fiat500
April 24th, 2014, 10:55 PM
Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina: Cops (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html)

Shouldn't that be "introducing contraband into a penile facility"?

FaultyMario
April 25th, 2014, 06:53 AM
So I heard all those allegations against Elmo's puppeteer have been declared irrelevant at an appeal's court.

Sucks to see that guy get shafted.

Mr Wonder
April 25th, 2014, 09:23 AM
Shouldn't that be "introducing contraband into a penile facility"?
Well played sir, well played. :up:

MR2 Fan
April 25th, 2014, 09:52 AM
So I heard all those allegations against Elmo's puppeteer have been declared irrelevant at an appeal's court.

Sucks to see that guy get shafted.

Elmo? shafted? ya don't say

JSGeneral
April 25th, 2014, 10:20 AM
https://img1.etsystatic.com/015/2/6322567/il_570xN.463762813_bc34.jpg

overpowered
April 25th, 2014, 09:41 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10253948_569928679793751_6324589800566147467_n.jpg

overpowered
April 25th, 2014, 11:46 PM
http://vimeo.com/4086290

overpowered
April 26th, 2014, 11:25 AM
https://codebabes.com/

overpowered
April 26th, 2014, 12:09 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10277054_932304850132302_3620037598427031152_n.jpg

overpowered
April 26th, 2014, 10:11 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153798_10152017463072212_5285216232861786900_n.j pg

The359
April 26th, 2014, 10:18 PM
What's even more funny is that "Do-It-Yourself" doesn't translate to German.

G'day Mate
April 26th, 2014, 10:34 PM
Bic (pen) = kugelschreiber

Alan P
April 27th, 2014, 06:23 AM
I love the German for ambulance. Krankenwagen!

Freude am Fahren
April 27th, 2014, 06:48 AM
I think German is going away from big combined words like that, but the odd thing is that they have the reformed ss instead of β.

By the way, I think it's a floor polishing machine rental. :lol:

speedpimp
April 27th, 2014, 07:55 AM
It is and "ATM" is Geldautomat.

overpowered
April 27th, 2014, 11:08 AM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1535040_932954743400646_5671375493156440438_n.jpg

Random
April 27th, 2014, 11:13 AM
I think German is going away from big combined words like that, but the odd thing is that they have the reformed ss instead of β.

But only in the overhead sign. The smaller one uses the β. Must be a font thing...

overpowered
April 27th, 2014, 11:24 AM
Notorious KKK Leader Frazier Glenn Miller Was Once Caught Doing ‘Rather Salacious’ Things With a Black Male Prostitute (http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/kkk-leader-caught-with-a-black-male-prostitute.html)

speedpimp
April 27th, 2014, 03:48 PM
But in case you thought this guy could not get any worse, the 73-year-old claimed last year, in a phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center, "that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him." Then one thing led to another.

He saw that dong, took his teeth out and got down to business.

Crazed_Insanity
April 28th, 2014, 07:46 AM
Funny! Maybe there is hope for humanity after all? ;)

Deep down inside, KKK members love black people. Nazis love Jews. The Phelps at Westboro Baptist Church are all very gay! They just over compensate with their denial of what they really truly desire/admire...

I don't know of any Nazis, only from the movie Schindler's List that a Nazi could be very conflicted with falling in love with a Jewish girl...

But I do know there are gay evangelists who'd often preach basically hatred against homosexuals, but end up having engaging in homosexual acts. So yeah, a lot of times, people's 'hatred' is just a facade. I guess there's really just a very thin line between love and hate. Similarly, 2 love birds could end up hating each other as well..., but such emotional response is only because they both probably still care deeply for one another...?

Anyway, conflicting human emotions are so very interesting... ;)

thesameguy
April 28th, 2014, 09:36 AM
There is probably a freakish amount of truth to that.

Kchrpm
April 28th, 2014, 01:37 PM
Wait, what you're saying is that there's only a very thin line between me HATING boobs? BLASPHEMY.

Jason
April 28th, 2014, 01:41 PM
I can find boobs you hate.

Kchrpm
April 28th, 2014, 01:52 PM
Touche.

overpowered
April 28th, 2014, 06:43 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10246235_933853133310807_2769145224897251085_n.jpg

thesameguy
April 29th, 2014, 09:43 AM
Wait, what you're saying is that there's only a very thin line between me HATING boobs? BLASPHEMY.

No, because liking boobs is broadly considered awesome. Even straight women tend to like boobs. There's no self-hate involved in liking boobs. I'd go so far as to say boobs, unicorns, and rainbows are all right up there together.

FaultyMario
April 29th, 2014, 11:24 AM
hallelujah!
krishna krishna!
Gurur Brahma!
Maheshwara!

Freude am Fahren
April 29th, 2014, 12:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTLgeqCaYMY

overpowered
April 29th, 2014, 09:41 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10169294_933849806644473_6284110258285990957_n.jpg

21Kid
April 30th, 2014, 09:36 AM
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

:lol:

Rob
April 30th, 2014, 09:44 AM
I guess there's really just a very thin line between love and hate.

Self Awareness Score = Z07/10

overpowered
April 30th, 2014, 03:06 PM
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1536536_807843715907734_1383819465_n.jpg

Freude am Fahren
April 30th, 2014, 03:44 PM
These are all over the place, but you know...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmecVQgIUAAppdh.png

Cam
April 30th, 2014, 03:48 PM
I don't get it.

Freude am Fahren
April 30th, 2014, 03:56 PM
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10861565/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-cited-shoplifting

Sad, little man
April 30th, 2014, 06:04 PM
:lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE#t=391

overpowered
April 30th, 2014, 06:24 PM
I don't get it.

Er, ....


Wank, Stomp, Crab Legs.

Compensation: N/A

thesameguy
April 30th, 2014, 08:17 PM
:lol:

That is FANTASTIC. I've seen things like that go down in this office, but never to that extent. :up:

Crazed_Insanity
May 1st, 2014, 07:02 AM
Legalism to the extreme... ;)

But anyway, have you guys noticed this:
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1779339_586285254787409_375902870_n.jpg

Sad, little man
May 1st, 2014, 03:28 PM
Seems like a forced coincidence to me.

Anyway... Hooo-leeee-shit.

Wait for it... Wait for it... Boom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNluXrrHKY

Freude am Fahren
May 1st, 2014, 04:52 PM
Holy shit!

GreatScawt
May 1st, 2014, 06:19 PM
Jebus. That SUCKS.

Freude am Fahren
May 2nd, 2014, 08:16 AM
http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_rdp_product?tag=%20ohmy0c-20

Make sure to read some reviews.

overpowered
May 2nd, 2014, 08:54 AM
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10329087_1474612039423009_3170451007521566170_n.pn g

Crazed_Insanity
May 2nd, 2014, 09:25 AM
Seems like a forced coincidence to me.

Anyway... Hooo-leeee-shit.

Wait for it... Wait for it... Boom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNluXrrHKY

I'd like to see that from the other side... where did all that dirt go? Sink hole or big valley? Anyway, amazing that they captured on camera. Look like a movie set at universal studio or something...

The359
May 2nd, 2014, 10:41 AM
There is a rail line below there, it exits a tunnel to camera's right.

drew
May 2nd, 2014, 12:39 PM
http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_rdp_product?tag=%20ohmy0c-20

Make sure to read some reviews.

I'm thinking some of the reviews may have been "hinted" at by this:
http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2005/10/the_airline_scr.html (c 2005)

overpowered
May 2nd, 2014, 07:35 PM
http://teespring.com/Photographer-funny?var=fbad1

http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/785626/front.jpg

overpowered
May 3rd, 2014, 10:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVsU-vwUpdM

overpowered
May 3rd, 2014, 01:09 PM
This is awesome.

http://themetapicture.com/amazing-paint-no-drawing-skills/

Freude am Fahren
May 3rd, 2014, 03:14 PM
:up:

PROJECT!

Kchrpm
May 3rd, 2014, 05:49 PM
That is pretty damn awesome...I could do some great stuff to the big blanks walls in a couple rooms.

Cam
May 3rd, 2014, 07:00 PM
This is awesome.

http://themetapicture.com/amazing-paint-no-drawing-skills/
That's how a lot of professional artists work. :|

overpowered
May 4th, 2014, 02:27 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10325578_10203051359676278_1970173095285283584_n.j pg

Freude am Fahren
May 4th, 2014, 09:51 AM
http://www.freudeamfoto.com/gtx/readcomments.jpg

Godson
May 4th, 2014, 05:47 PM
Nice.

LHutton
May 5th, 2014, 01:53 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/02-overflow/20140222_ukr9_0.png

overpowered
May 5th, 2014, 07:26 AM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1380684_686923974658723_2108597721_n.jpg

LHutton
May 5th, 2014, 07:31 AM
Uprooted tree?

21Kid
May 5th, 2014, 09:10 AM
An oldie, but goodie. :)

overpowered
May 5th, 2014, 11:17 AM
That's how a lot of professional tracers work. :|:p

Kchrpm
May 5th, 2014, 12:57 PM
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10313841_714990195214096_6861541633449902391_n.jpg

Kchrpm
May 5th, 2014, 12:58 PM
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/67952_10152012511486681_4820620569073787798_n.jpg

Godson
May 5th, 2014, 02:26 PM
:lol:

Jason
May 5th, 2014, 03:39 PM
:lol:

overpowered
May 5th, 2014, 07:33 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10329235_940241519338635_8195477868125496003_n.jpg

Godson
May 5th, 2014, 08:01 PM
Saw a lifted jeep XJ today that had the plate "PRYAPSM"



I got a damned good laugh from that.

21Kid
May 6th, 2014, 05:52 AM
Surprised they allowed that. :lol:

overpowered
May 6th, 2014, 10:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvjylEfdrU

Yw-slayer
May 6th, 2014, 10:53 PM
Genius wow. Much intelligence.

overpowered
May 7th, 2014, 02:21 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/10258075_648235625226367_2117512631101108890_o.jpg

Alan P
May 7th, 2014, 05:27 PM
:up:

Yw-slayer
May 8th, 2014, 12:01 AM
One of the best Trollolololololols ever:

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/band-that-earnt-20-000-from-an-album-of-silence-have-been-asked-by-spotify-to-remove-it

Rare White Ape
May 8th, 2014, 03:36 AM
Squishy fire ants.

http://abload.de/img/3662mbie9.gif

There must be like a thousand of them there.

overpowered
May 8th, 2014, 04:49 PM
This isn't the first time I've seen someone playing bagpipes while riding a unicycle, but the fire and DV helmet are a new twist.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1175594_700882423286712_6668155014481810299_n.jpg

Godson
May 8th, 2014, 05:44 PM
Da fuck?

Jason
May 8th, 2014, 06:56 PM
That sums up Portland pretty nicely.

thesameguy
May 8th, 2014, 07:34 PM
And on a lot of levels, too.

overpowered
May 8th, 2014, 07:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY

LHutton
May 10th, 2014, 02:07 PM
http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1509754_10202932938236111_8273300291003389328_n.jp g

MR2 Fan
May 11th, 2014, 12:00 PM
http://media.rofls.com/4e/64/4e64e1775aca29bd7b995c0439f189dc.jpg

speedpimp
May 11th, 2014, 12:06 PM
Somebody needs to Photoshop Rick Ross in that guy's place.

LHutton
May 12th, 2014, 11:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wFwYBPvYu8&list=RDM-Q09DU6ITE&index=0

Godson
May 12th, 2014, 02:10 PM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10169174_10152156196994998_8385655428425242298_n.p ng

overpowered
May 12th, 2014, 02:25 PM
I was literally about to post that.

Godson
May 12th, 2014, 03:39 PM
The stuff they come up with is so refreshing.

The359
May 12th, 2014, 05:13 PM
Is that a new one? I swear I heard the same thing years ago.

Godson
May 12th, 2014, 06:01 PM
Hell I dunno, it was on their FB page so i guess?

Rare White Ape
May 13th, 2014, 04:01 AM
I think you guys need to go further afield than FB to steal funny images.

JSGeneral
May 13th, 2014, 07:08 AM
http://www.tylervigen.com/correlation_project/correlation_images/per-capita-consumption-of-cheese-us_number-of-people-who-died-by-becoming-tangled-in-their-bedsheets.png

In fact, this entire site is statistic gold. http://www.tylervigen.com/

Sad, little man
May 13th, 2014, 07:02 PM
I just thought of a meme that would be in hilariously bad taste... Gimme a couple days to make up the animated gif. :D

Dicknose
May 14th, 2014, 02:32 AM
Following in the style of the logician jokes - some engineer jokes.
I use #2 all the time (I dont mean I use those "number twos")

Most are oldies but goodies, so if you laughed before you should laugh again!

http://m.tickld.com/x/10-jokes-only-engineers-will-understand



1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.


2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

3. A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

4. What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

5. The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

6. Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

7. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting coefficient of friction. Interrupting coefficient of fri.... mmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (μ)

8. Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."


9. An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

10. A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Crazed_Insanity
May 14th, 2014, 07:13 AM
#4 should be the difference between 'aerospace' engineers vs civil engineers. :p

overpowered
May 14th, 2014, 09:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_X-9AIG-c

Kim Jong Un Video Game Is The Enemy Of Capitalist Pigs (http://kotaku.com/kim-jong-un-video-game-is-the-enemy-of-capitalist-pigs-1576572431)

Dicknose
May 15th, 2014, 03:51 AM
#4 should be the difference between 'aerospace' engineers vs civil engineers. :p

They build long range weapons!

Kchrpm
May 15th, 2014, 04:30 AM
Hahahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBvBFBhpjk

Random
May 15th, 2014, 06:57 AM
#4 should be the difference between 'aerospace' engineers vs civil engineers. :p

Probably not many aerospace engineers involved in this one:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Bae_PIM_upgrade.jpg

speedpimp
May 15th, 2014, 03:38 PM
OOSHA!

GreatScawt
May 16th, 2014, 08:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/EXfWG0Q.png

overpowered
May 16th, 2014, 08:44 AM
:mad:

Impreza
May 16th, 2014, 10:11 AM
That payoff was brilliant! :up:

21Kid
May 16th, 2014, 10:11 AM
:|

FaultyMario
May 16th, 2014, 10:14 AM
Is it lost in (my) translation or is it just not funny.

Kchrpm
May 16th, 2014, 10:16 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

FaultyMario
May 16th, 2014, 10:25 AM
Thanks, K.

Crazed_Insanity
May 16th, 2014, 11:17 AM
They build long range weapons!

Anyway, the version of the joke I heard long ago back in school was:

What's the difference between aerospace engineering and civil engineering?

Aerospace engineers make airplanes and missiles and civil engineers make targets! :D

Random
May 16th, 2014, 12:44 PM
And runways. :p

Rob
May 16th, 2014, 12:48 PM
That Spanish Inn Physician reminds me of this:

572

LHutton
May 16th, 2014, 01:17 PM
Probably not many aerospace engineers involved in this one:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Bae_PIM_upgrade.jpg
Except in control actuators for guided rounds.

Weapons are actually a mixture of mechanical (actuator mechanics), electrical (control/guidance) and aerospace (actuator physics). OODA.

overpowered
May 16th, 2014, 07:56 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10306388_950850838277703_5643252570691363832_n.jpg