Internet memotivationally epic fails

[TheBenior]

You but it in small pieces, that way its cheaper in the long run.

Nice.

[overpowered]

http://i.imgur.com/UW7qmzr.gifI want to know who she is. I don't care about slick Willie.

[overpowered]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-13-2014/-mcconnelling

[Yw-slayer]

I agree with OP.

[Fiat500]

Some searching seems to suggest her name is Daria German.

[Godson]

Former Gymnast.

[Rob]

only the left-most one on the bottom shelf will, the regular-sized ones don't fit me

If that was a CubanB reference, I salute your memory.

[balki]

I didn't remember who said it, so would means I'm going to have to give you a (Magnum-covered) no-hand salute for getting the name.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zGqRXZlnY

How did 'regular-sized condoms don't fit me' even start?

[Alan P]

http://i.imgur.com/UW7qmzr.gif

Why do I get the feeling nearly every guy hasn't got a clue what she's saying or talking about and if asked would probably go 'huh'?

[Dicknose]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-13-2014/-mcconnelling

Sorry this video is not available for your location.
But at least you kangaroos and boomerangs.

[overpowered]

If you don't know who Mitch McConnell is you might not get it anyway; but then again, that might not matter.

Viacom sometimes gets really stupid with its access control.

[LHutton]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/lukos_/MH370_zps08e05dec.jpg

[Jason]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=605612272849199

[Freude am Fahren]

:lol:

[Random]

I find it funny now. Back when it was a real discussion I could see the merit in people not wanting to take action that even had a fraction of a percentage chance of giving their kids autism. I didn't buy into the notion, but I get the fear.

Based on the number of pictures that were taken of Jamie over the weekend (both sets of grandparents visited), my new theory is that flash photography causes autism. :p

[thesameguy]

I'd back that notion. I can't handle flashes at all. Maybe it's a natural defense mechanism to avoid autism. :D

[overpowered]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8105363200/h8F6616BD/

[Rare White Ape]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=605612272849199

HOLY SHIT

[overpowered]

Sorry this video is not available for your location.
But at least you kangaroos and boomerangs.

Maybe this one will work. Videos hosted by Youtube.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/comedycentral/the-daily-shows-30-top-mcconnelling-videos-of-al-1jmu

[speedpimp]

Guy posts on FB group that he plans on leaving that group and what transpires will bring a tear to your eye. (https://www.facebook.com/groups/420408764692147/631046996961655/?notif_t=group_comment_reply)

[Jason]

"Shut the Fucupcakes"

[Drachen596]

well they are going about making fun of him the proper way. a little at a time and not all at once.

[Rare White Ape]

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ju6pkIEUKbE/UyoNmaDaQWI/AAAAAAAAX90/7LxSPDOxXSU/w1028-h770-no/fark_VP9DKg8__eYvo790mmCZgIsOHrM.jpg

[Fogelhund]

Guy posts on FB group that he plans on leaving that group and what transpires will bring a tear to your eye. (https://www.facebook.com/groups/420408764692147/631046996961655/?notif_t=group_comment_reply)

Post removed.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45glq7huJJc

[Rob]

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ju6pkIEUKbE/UyoNmaDaQWI/AAAAAAAAX90/7LxSPDOxXSU/w1028-h770-no/fark_VP9DKg8__eYvo790mmCZgIsOHrM.jpg

Beautifully poor taste.

[thesameguy]

Heh.

358

[Sad, little man]

Heh, at first I was like "I don't get it, he's near the upper left corner by the shoes, how is that bad taste?" Then I saw it. :rolleyes: :smh:

[2ndMoparMan]

I still don't get it, or see it.

[Fiat500]

Oof. I don't understand how I didn't see that the first time.

[Rare White Ape]

Maybe it's a joke that is...

Wait for it...

Flying over your head.

:cool:

[overpowered]

I still don't get it, or see it.HINT 1: What is half the world looking for right now?

HINT 2: Turn on the news.

[Fogelhund]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/19/okcupid-catfish-michael-picciano-sues-new-york-70000_n_4992632.html?ir=Canada&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

[21Kid]

That'll get tossed out in 5 sec

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1978780_10152016515343601_2146260158_n.jpg

[Godson]

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/u-of-chicago-study-confirms-americans-believe-in-real-1550041936?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_faceboo k&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[21Kid]

:(

[George]

Patrick Stewart sure seems like a cool guy and a regular joe, from what little I know of him.

[Sad, little man]

'Murricaaaah!

http://diggerlandusa.com/

http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=373&d=1395699056

373

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1978622_10152259903179526_1743811386_n.jpg

[jimeez]

Diggerland is amazing I want to go (I operate most of those in my job). My grandkids would love it.

[Sad, little man]

Heh, you operate them at work, but you still want to go?

[21Kid]

Just ride one at work. :rawk:

[Crazed_Insanity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g43_mUpvAq8

This could potentially be an epic fail, but instead it turned out to be quite an epic success! :D

[Sad, little man]

Heh...

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nickyoung-miss-three-pointer.gif

Also...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8kt8gi93Q

[MR2 Fan]

You know you want to:

http://www.instantrapairhorn.com/

[Freude am Fahren]

RAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/604066_10152693575234746_1934947849_n.jpg

[speedpimp]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1982219_906288776067243_56046504_n.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

If you can ignore the VVS, and the fact that the person appears to be cruising in the left lane, this is a classic.

Skip to 1:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k#t=75

[overpowered]

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-this-one-kickstarter-proves-humanity-doomed/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

[thesameguy]

If you can ignore the VVS, and the fact that the person appears to be cruising in the left lane, this is a classic.

Man, that went really poorly.

[Rob]

Shooting in portrait. What a cunt.

[Rob]

http://i.imgur.com/bwYsz6A.jpg

[Jason]

Heh...

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nickyoung-miss-three-pointer.gif



Nick Young is an idiot. Can't wait until he's gone.

[overpowered]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83971019/

[George]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8kt8gi93Q

That reminds me of the awesome "Shreds" videos spoofing guitar heroes. Here's one of many:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhSVr70W-fA

[LHutton]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t34.0-12/975892_10151952611040443_1972758030_n.jpg?oh=dfa92 6b88dc88bbd874cbb60b75a3e57&oe=5337E141

[GreatScawt]

:lol:

Also,
"Set your calculator to 'maths'."

[Freude am Fahren]

:up:

[speedpimp]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10152634_790265794317734_1984952723_n.jpg

[LHutton]

The Omen?

[speedpimp]

To figure it out you need to only think about it for short periods of time because its cheaper that way.

[LHutton]

I'm stupid, I give up. Crow bar?

[Freude am Fahren]

A "flock" of crows is called a murder.

[LHutton]

:lol:

I see now.

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1EiKys_Uk

[overpowered]

Another one for the chem nerds:

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1978894_788150244539322_583035447_n.jpg

[Godson]

hehehe.


Took me a second.

[Dicknose]

I took it with a pinch of salt

[thesameguy]

rofl

[Sad, little man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=craCHXrt1yY

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQPcuYX5Hk

[LHutton]

Another one for the chem nerds:

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1978894_788150244539322_583035447_n.jpg
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman! :lol:

[Dicknose]

The corp engineer - oh oh many times I've suffered thru that.

One of the best required knowing something before it happened, esp the time,order of random independent events.
I explained that, and I don't have a crystal ball.
Someone suggested waiting till it happens and the info is defined, then acting (before it happens)
Sorry, don't have time travel.
Maybe I should have suggested red or kittens.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/148106_532424220119127_204687201_n.jpg

[tigeraid]

:lol:

[overpowered]

He always said: One of these days....

[lostnight]

One of my friends works at a sushi place, and narrates this video for April Fools about how they catch their fish on the Ohio River in Cincinnati.
http://youtu.be/CIKm03oDpTg

[Dicknose]

He always said: One of these days....
Had to google, not only the character, but the phrase.
Odd but I don't think I've ever seen an episode, can't think of it ever being shown here. Certainly not in any repeated syndication.

[overpowered]

If you watch a number of episodes of that show, and then watch the Flintstones....

[Sad, little man]

So much better than C-SPAN.

And check out the woman throwing that right hook!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSE1OQ1WrA

[Freude am Fahren]

http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=414&d=1397014951
for one more episode, at least
414

[overpowered]

NSFW

https://share.mediasilo.com/#quicklink/19618B840B64413FD337DAE66736A2AD

[Sad, little man]

This would be so much more delightfully ironic if they transported the guy by helicopter to another hospital. Why can't people appreciate good irony!?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/10/us-usa-helicopter-newmexico-idUSBREA3902X20140410

[G'day Mate]

Heh ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OtCcWUR_Ocs/UH1OedO4gYI/AAAAAAAAHwo/1bRLoI9diHE/s1600/WINTER-IS-COMING.jpeg

[Yw-slayer]

<Hipster-wannabe>I'm reading the books, sooooo much better than the series</Hipster-wannabe>

[21Kid]

Really? I found them boring because they were so close to what I've already seen on screen. But, maybe I'm just not hipster enough.

[Yw-slayer]

That's because you sold out by watching the series, rather than GETTING TO THE ARTISAN SOURCE, MAN

[Freude am Fahren]

Artisan pickles, man.

[21Kid]

Shows/movies have better special effects.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1504086_919082401454547_3708223290763969736_n.jpg

[2ndMoparMan]

Bet that's a pain in the ass.

[Dicknose]

Where do you think eggs come from?

[LHutton]

So much better than C-SPAN.

And check out the woman throwing that right hook!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSE1OQ1WrA
Klitschko could have ended that in 5s.

[MR2 Fan]

For those of you who missed it, US Airways tweeted in response to a complaint, a totally, completely, utterly NSFW picture of a girl shoving a toy airplane up her "terminal #1". It remained on their twitter page for a FULL HOUR before they removed it!

Hilarity ensues:

http://mashable.com/2014/04/14/us-airways-best-tweets/#:eyJzIjoidCIsImkiOiJfYmM2dGphbDZlcWdjNGw1ZyJ9

[Sad, little man]

I just don't get twitter. Why is it that people and companies that, 99.9% of the time have a very carefully manicured public appearance, suddenly go batshit insane on twitter. Obviously this is a case of someone completely unauthorized having access to the account. But just in general, it seems like people who would never say something on TV or elsewhere online just go nuts on twitter. It's like crazy town for everyone.

[Freude am Fahren]

"Aer Lingus" :lol:

[Kchrpm]

It's usually not that someone has access that shouldn't, it's that someone with access and a Twitter client that supports multiple accounts doesn't realize which one they're logged in to, or they just do some thing without thinking enough.

[Godson]

http://elitedaily.com/humor/boyfriend-makes-hilarious-vine-compilation-times-hes-scared-girlfriend-video/?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook



Yeah, I'd be this guy.

[Kchrpm]

After reading up on the US Air tweet, I think I may have walked by the delayed flight in question.

[Godson]

Did it appear to be a pressing matter?

[Kchrpm]

I just walked by as they said they will now start boarding the flight again and what to do if you had already boarded the first time.

[Freude am Fahren]

Aristotle? Really?

[Crazed_Insanity]

Seriously. Aristotle must've been some awesome boyfriend in other areas in order for his girlfriend to put up with that all the time and allowed him to post that for the world to see. Maybe she subconsciously likes the unpredictive-ness, she'll probably break up with him soon after he stops scaring her.

[Freude am Fahren]

I actually am not so sure it's not fake.

[speedpimp]

Time Is A Flat Circus! (http://timeisaflatcircus.tumblr.com/)

[Rare White Ape]

Spimp, that must be the greatest cartoon I have ever seen. Better even than those Garfield toons with the speech bubbles removed.

[G'day Mate]

Nuh-uh

http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/101/10110/1011031.jpg

[Godson]

:lol: Best cartoon ever.

[MR2 Fan]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c36c0ef2a39e0c1143e8045e6d211d7/tumblr_n3xrq0lSeB1tyxypso1_400.png

Oh Snap!

[Godson]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1010697_10153007451710476_5537274136892331643_n.pn g

[overpowered]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KpLKsgjJ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/zfgix6nsvuvftndbybyw.gif

http://gawker.com/watch-a-train-conductor-kick-a-selfie-taking-teen-in-th-1563737053

[speedpimp]

This is so full of fucking win. Here (http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-these-synchronized-skaters-freak-t-1563831063). I can't decide whether head banger girl or turn to stone sobby orgasm face girl are my favorite.
436

[speedpimp]

This is so full of fucking win. Here (http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-these-synchronized-skaters-freak-t-1563831063). I can't decide whether head banger girl or turn to stone sobby orgasm face girl are my favorite.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aJGtLuzP--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/neesmdwvbwkdonqkzyeq.gif

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10013591_10152352916549802_6768486353610487939_n.p ng

[GB]

'Ghost Car' causes accident.


http://youtu.be/k2_t6v0zrIw

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/TUjLjiF.jpg

[drew]

I'm assuming all the Russia-speak is for "WTF?"

[Crazed_Insanity]

'Ghost Car' causes accident.


http://youtu.be/k2_t6v0zrIw

"Wow! That car came out of nowhere and I can't believe I got that on film!"

[overpowered]

Rubbin' is racing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqrwY6k-bw

[LHutton]

:lol:

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10252158_925828980779889_7691703493165187227_n.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

Rubbin' is racing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqrwY6k-bw

darude - sandstorm.

That was fantastic.

[MR2 Fan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2awbKQ2DLRE

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/397564_262464253936090_1502329009609804142_n.jpg

[LHutton]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uA0Qmw-5xrg/S9lL6fRHq2I/AAAAAAAABmo/STxo9cmrZGU/s1600/moderates%252Byttnb81016124802650.jpg

[Alan P]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10171637_699237170139201_7892037454474322893_n.png

[Yw-slayer]

LOFL

[MR2 Fan]

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10294237_277588645751670_7495661721975102925_n.jpg

[Godson]

Oh shit, that's good.

[overpowered]

Wienermobile crashes into Racine County home (http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/51050767.html)

[Sad, little man]

Pretty sure I posted that five years ago when it happened. :|

Anyway, let me know when the weinermobile crashes into this. Now that would be funny.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/07/28/us/Peach-pic/Peach-popup.jpg

[Godson]

:lol:

[Godson]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10157355_10152369728654802_8872532845223621078_n.p ng

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/oPjcWbg.gif

[GreatScawt]

Smashing

http://i.imgur.com/bG93B7b.gif

[overpowered]

http://www.lifebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1134-620x1.jpg

[overpowered]

Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina: Cops (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html)

[GreatScawt]

http://i.imgur.com/pLoumt4.gif

[Fiat500]

Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina: Cops (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html)

Shouldn't that be "introducing contraband into a penile facility"?

[FaultyMario]

So I heard all those allegations against Elmo's puppeteer have been declared irrelevant at an appeal's court.

Sucks to see that guy get shafted.

[Mr Wonder]

Shouldn't that be "introducing contraband into a penile facility"?
Well played sir, well played. :up:

[MR2 Fan]

So I heard all those allegations against Elmo's puppeteer have been declared irrelevant at an appeal's court.

Sucks to see that guy get shafted.

Elmo? shafted? ya don't say

[JSGeneral]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/015/2/6322567/il_570xN.463762813_bc34.jpg

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10253948_569928679793751_6324589800566147467_n.jpg

[overpowered]

http://vimeo.com/4086290

[overpowered]

https://codebabes.com/

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10277054_932304850132302_3620037598427031152_n.jpg

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153798_10152017463072212_5285216232861786900_n.j pg

[The359]

What's even more funny is that "Do-It-Yourself" doesn't translate to German.

[G'day Mate]

Bic (pen) = kugelschreiber

[Alan P]

I love the German for ambulance. Krankenwagen!

[Freude am Fahren]

I think German is going away from big combined words like that, but the odd thing is that they have the reformed ss instead of β.

By the way, I think it's a floor polishing machine rental. :lol:

[speedpimp]

It is and "ATM" is Geldautomat.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1535040_932954743400646_5671375493156440438_n.jpg

[Random]

I think German is going away from big combined words like that, but the odd thing is that they have the reformed ss instead of β.

But only in the overhead sign. The smaller one uses the β. Must be a font thing...

[overpowered]

Notorious KKK Leader Frazier Glenn Miller Was Once Caught Doing ‘Rather Salacious’ Things With a Black Male Prostitute (http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/kkk-leader-caught-with-a-black-male-prostitute.html)

[speedpimp]

But in case you thought this guy could not get any worse, the 73-year-old claimed last year, in a phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center, "that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him." Then one thing led to another.

He saw that dong, took his teeth out and got down to business.

[Crazed_Insanity]

Funny! Maybe there is hope for humanity after all? ;)

Deep down inside, KKK members love black people. Nazis love Jews. The Phelps at Westboro Baptist Church are all very gay! They just over compensate with their denial of what they really truly desire/admire...

I don't know of any Nazis, only from the movie Schindler's List that a Nazi could be very conflicted with falling in love with a Jewish girl...

But I do know there are gay evangelists who'd often preach basically hatred against homosexuals, but end up having engaging in homosexual acts. So yeah, a lot of times, people's 'hatred' is just a facade. I guess there's really just a very thin line between love and hate. Similarly, 2 love birds could end up hating each other as well..., but such emotional response is only because they both probably still care deeply for one another...?

Anyway, conflicting human emotions are so very interesting... ;)

[thesameguy]

There is probably a freakish amount of truth to that.

[Kchrpm]

Wait, what you're saying is that there's only a very thin line between me HATING boobs? BLASPHEMY.

[Jason]

I can find boobs you hate.

[Kchrpm]

Touche.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10246235_933853133310807_2769145224897251085_n.jpg

[thesameguy]

Wait, what you're saying is that there's only a very thin line between me HATING boobs? BLASPHEMY.

No, because liking boobs is broadly considered awesome. Even straight women tend to like boobs. There's no self-hate involved in liking boobs. I'd go so far as to say boobs, unicorns, and rainbows are all right up there together.

[FaultyMario]

hallelujah!
krishna krishna!
Gurur Brahma!
Maheshwara!

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTLgeqCaYMY

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10169294_933849806644473_6284110258285990957_n.jpg

[21Kid]

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

:lol:

[Rob]

I guess there's really just a very thin line between love and hate.

Self Awareness Score = Z07/10

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1536536_807843715907734_1383819465_n.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

These are all over the place, but you know...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmecVQgIUAAppdh.png

[Cam]

I don't get it.

[Freude am Fahren]

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10861565/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-cited-shoplifting

[Sad, little man]

:lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE#t=391

[overpowered]

I don't get it.

Er, ....


Wank, Stomp, Crab Legs.

Compensation: N/A

[thesameguy]

:lol:

That is FANTASTIC. I've seen things like that go down in this office, but never to that extent. :up:

[Crazed_Insanity]

Legalism to the extreme... ;)

But anyway, have you guys noticed this:
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1779339_586285254787409_375902870_n.jpg

[Sad, little man]

Seems like a forced coincidence to me.

Anyway... Hooo-leeee-shit.

Wait for it... Wait for it... Boom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNluXrrHKY

[Freude am Fahren]

Holy shit!

[GreatScawt]

Jebus. That SUCKS.

[Freude am Fahren]

http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_rdp_product?tag=%20ohmy0c-20

Make sure to read some reviews.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10329087_1474612039423009_3170451007521566170_n.pn g

[Crazed_Insanity]

Seems like a forced coincidence to me.

Anyway... Hooo-leeee-shit.

Wait for it... Wait for it... Boom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNluXrrHKY

I'd like to see that from the other side... where did all that dirt go? Sink hole or big valley? Anyway, amazing that they captured on camera. Look like a movie set at universal studio or something...

[The359]

There is a rail line below there, it exits a tunnel to camera's right.

[drew]

http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_rdp_product?tag=%20ohmy0c-20

Make sure to read some reviews.

I'm thinking some of the reviews may have been "hinted" at by this:
http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2005/10/the_airline_scr.html (c 2005)

[overpowered]

http://teespring.com/Photographer-funny?var=fbad1

http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/785626/front.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVsU-vwUpdM

[overpowered]

This is awesome.

http://themetapicture.com/amazing-paint-no-drawing-skills/

[Freude am Fahren]

:up:

PROJECT!

[Kchrpm]

That is pretty damn awesome...I could do some great stuff to the big blanks walls in a couple rooms.

[Cam]

This is awesome.

http://themetapicture.com/amazing-paint-no-drawing-skills/
That's how a lot of professional artists work. :|

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10325578_10203051359676278_1970173095285283584_n.j pg

[Freude am Fahren]

http://www.freudeamfoto.com/gtx/readcomments.jpg

[Godson]

Nice.

[LHutton]

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2014/02-overflow/20140222_ukr9_0.png

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1380684_686923974658723_2108597721_n.jpg

[LHutton]

Uprooted tree?

[21Kid]

An oldie, but goodie. :)

[overpowered]

That's how a lot of professional tracers work. :|:p

[Kchrpm]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10313841_714990195214096_6861541633449902391_n.jpg

[Kchrpm]

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/67952_10152012511486681_4820620569073787798_n.jpg

[Godson]

:lol:

[Jason]

:lol:

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10329235_940241519338635_8195477868125496003_n.jpg

[Godson]

Saw a lifted jeep XJ today that had the plate "PRYAPSM"



I got a damned good laugh from that.

[21Kid]

Surprised they allowed that. :lol:

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvjylEfdrU

[Yw-slayer]

Genius wow. Much intelligence.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/10258075_648235625226367_2117512631101108890_o.jpg

[Alan P]

:up:

[Yw-slayer]

One of the best Trollolololololols ever:

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/band-that-earnt-20-000-from-an-album-of-silence-have-been-asked-by-spotify-to-remove-it

[Rare White Ape]

Squishy fire ants.

http://abload.de/img/3662mbie9.gif

There must be like a thousand of them there.

[overpowered]

This isn't the first time I've seen someone playing bagpipes while riding a unicycle, but the fire and DV helmet are a new twist.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1175594_700882423286712_6668155014481810299_n.jpg

[Godson]

Da fuck?

[Jason]

That sums up Portland pretty nicely.

[thesameguy]

And on a lot of levels, too.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY

[LHutton]

http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1509754_10202932938236111_8273300291003389328_n.jp g

[MR2 Fan]

http://media.rofls.com/4e/64/4e64e1775aca29bd7b995c0439f189dc.jpg

[speedpimp]

Somebody needs to Photoshop Rick Ross in that guy's place.

[LHutton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wFwYBPvYu8&list=RDM-Q09DU6ITE&index=0

[Godson]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10169174_10152156196994998_8385655428425242298_n.p ng

[overpowered]

I was literally about to post that.

[Godson]

The stuff they come up with is so refreshing.

[The359]

Is that a new one? I swear I heard the same thing years ago.

[Godson]

Hell I dunno, it was on their FB page so i guess?

[Rare White Ape]

I think you guys need to go further afield than FB to steal funny images.

[JSGeneral]

http://www.tylervigen.com/correlation_project/correlation_images/per-capita-consumption-of-cheese-us_number-of-people-who-died-by-becoming-tangled-in-their-bedsheets.png

In fact, this entire site is statistic gold. http://www.tylervigen.com/

[Sad, little man]

I just thought of a meme that would be in hilariously bad taste... Gimme a couple days to make up the animated gif. :D

[Dicknose]

Following in the style of the logician jokes - some engineer jokes.
I use #2 all the time (I dont mean I use those "number twos")

Most are oldies but goodies, so if you laughed before you should laugh again!

http://m.tickld.com/x/10-jokes-only-engineers-will-understand



1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.


2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

3. A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

4. What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

5. The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

6. Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

7. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting coefficient of friction. Interrupting coefficient of fri.... mmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (μ)

8. Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."


9. An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

10. A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

[Crazed_Insanity]

#4 should be the difference between 'aerospace' engineers vs civil engineers. :p

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_X-9AIG-c

Kim Jong Un Video Game Is The Enemy Of Capitalist Pigs (http://kotaku.com/kim-jong-un-video-game-is-the-enemy-of-capitalist-pigs-1576572431)

[Dicknose]

#4 should be the difference between 'aerospace' engineers vs civil engineers. :p

They build long range weapons!

[Kchrpm]

Hahahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBvBFBhpjk

[Random]

#4 should be the difference between 'aerospace' engineers vs civil engineers. :p

Probably not many aerospace engineers involved in this one:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Bae_PIM_upgrade.jpg

[speedpimp]

OOSHA!

[GreatScawt]

http://i.imgur.com/EXfWG0Q.png

[overpowered]

:mad:

[Impreza]

That payoff was brilliant! :up:

[21Kid]

:|

[FaultyMario]

Is it lost in (my) translation or is it just not funny.

[Kchrpm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

[FaultyMario]

Thanks, K.

[Crazed_Insanity]

They build long range weapons!

Anyway, the version of the joke I heard long ago back in school was:

What's the difference between aerospace engineering and civil engineering?

Aerospace engineers make airplanes and missiles and civil engineers make targets! :D

[Random]

And runways. :p

[Rob]

That Spanish Inn Physician reminds me of this:

572

[LHutton]

Probably not many aerospace engineers involved in this one:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Bae_PIM_upgrade.jpg
Except in control actuators for guided rounds.

Weapons are actually a mixture of mechanical (actuator mechanics), electrical (control/guidance) and aerospace (actuator physics). OODA.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10306388_950850838277703_5643252570691363832_n.jpg