Internet memotivationally epic fails

[GreatScawt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HJGuyBfx8

[overpowered]

http://youtu.be/jnp-PKvNIZk?t=1m28s

[G'day Mate]

http://www.greatguy.com/Tabby_Tote.jpg

[overpowered]

803

http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=803&d=1410505584

[LHutton]

He is actually employed.

[speedpimp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xc_BJxdDgg

[Rare White Ape]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/redneck-repairs-fixed-331.jpg?w=550&h=734

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2014/09/311.gif

https://41.media.tumblr.com/007025959992af61928f2089b3787fb2/tumblr_mr8ifpsiRY1rjcxgso1_500.png

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/nailed-it-30.jpg?w=550&h=788

[LHutton]

Bitterness from the Scottish referendum on independence:

http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y441/Michael_Hodgins/10649676_919426851437839_6185483546954312929_n_zps 702de28a.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VNSGPr2.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/HjiwsYU.gif

http://i.imgur.com/wMMwsla.gif

[overpowered]

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

[Godson]

What the actual fuck.

[Freude am Fahren]

Florida wins again.

[21Kid]

That from a while ago...

[21Kid]

WTF?!? :eek:

Urban Outfitters' Blood-Spattered Kent State Sweatshirt Makes the Wrong Statement (https://www.yahoo.com/style/urban-outfitters-kent-state-sweatshirt-97567818463.html)

As if making light of depression and teenage drinking wasn’t bad enough, Urban Outfitters is now devaluing an important moment in U.S. history with its latest controversial item.

In an apparent homage to the Kent State protest, the retailer began selling a faux vintage sweatshirt with the university’s seal and a blood spatter-like pattern, BuzzFeed pointed out. The 1970 campus shootings by the Ohio National Guard severely injured nine unarmed college students protesting the Vietnam War and killed four.
https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/FIT_TO_WIDTH-w500/dca244464e5b0ccad623c5af0dda45f8e31169ee.jpg

[Sad, little man]

Wait, what the fuck!? How did that idea even make it out of someone's mouth in Urban Outfitters' design team, let alone actually get produced?

[Sad, little man]

Actually, scratch that, it's a fantastic idea. Urban Outfitters just managed to insert an ad into this thread without paying any money or doing any work to put it here, and I'm sure they will be able to get the same thing to happen on hundreds of other sites.

This is nothing but shock value for the sake of publicity.

[21Kid]

Probably. :(

Not the first time they've done it, it seems.

[Drachen596]

and its apparently sold out..

[Kchrpm]

It was a sun faded shirt, there was only one, and they didn't realize the splotches looked like blood stains until after posting it, according to their later press releases.

[LHutton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZjU-6iSwk

[Freude am Fahren]

It was a sun faded shirt, there was only one, and they didn't realize the splotches looked like blood stains until after posting it, according to their later press releases.

Yeha, I saw that release. Complete bullshit.

[thesameguy]

If someone made that shirt and hung it up in a lobby people'd be like, "Ooh, controversial art" but since UO did it, they're not upholding some sort of compact that exists between fashion and corporate responsibility? These are the same people who exploit third world countries, shirk environmental responsibility, and photoshop ads that turn people gay or anorexic. I just can't be that upset about something that at worst evokes a terrible moment in this country's past, and at best just might share that event with people who'd never heard of it. Personally, I'm way more upset at Coke for continuing to sell HFC or Monsanto for treating farmers like criminals or GlaxoSmithKline for just about everything than UO. In terms of doing the world wrong, I don't think an old ("bloody" or not) sweatshirt even ranks.

[lostnight]

Yeha, I saw that release. Complete bullshit.

That was my thought as I was reading it. And if it's true that it's BS, then there will be more than one out there, which they said there isn't. So I don't know. Maybe just testing the waters and hit the abort button.

[Rare White Ape]

In terms of doing the world wrong, I don't think an old ("bloody" or not) sweatshirt even ranks.

But faux-outrage is so satisfying, isn't it?

I mean, who doesn't want to feel offended by something then have a whinge about it?

[lostnight]

That is what annoys me.

[lostnight]

If people are offended by that, I guess they've never been to T-Shirt Hell, a lot worse stuff there.

[speedpimp]

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/slavery-gets-shit-done/
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/your-moms-second-favorite-black-cock/
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/music-in-a-minor

[lostnight]

Yeah, you know the deal, they have shirts I would never, ever wear. Some. All of those.

[speedpimp]

I have a few tsh shirts and love wearing them, especially Pop A Smurf and I Put The Cute In Execute.

[lostnight]

They have a couple I'm considering. Thought about getting one for my godson who turns one next month, but couldn't quite predict the parents' reactions.

[Rare White Ape]

There are a lot of great quotes out there regarding being offended, and this is the first to come to my mind. Sums it up perfectly for me.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20131207/640/legendary_quotes_and_sayings_from_famous_people_64 0_07.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

:up:

I'm offended by the fact that you are offended by someone being offended.

[JoshInKC]

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/slavery-gets-shit-done/

I find this to be offensive, but only because it's factually incorrect. Archaeological evidence indicates that the pyramids were not built by slaves.

[LHutton]

http://www.gtr.co.uk/forum/attachments/55049d1410813525-oscar-pistorius-sa-pic.jpg

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[Impreza]

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage1688044850-sep-15-2014-1-600x500.jpg


http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage1254642883-sep-15-2014-1-600x450.jpg


http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-1414111559-sep-15-2014-1-600x397.jpg

[Impreza]

Racism:
http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-1169190123-sep-15-2014-1-600x453.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-462594261-sep-15-2014-1-600x450.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-1411944947-sep-15-2014-1-600x400.jpg

[Impreza]

Great typo:
http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage1323310856-sep-15-2014-1-600x498.jpg

Truth in advertising:
http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage1757428007-sep-15-2014-1-600x424.jpg

Found right next to the Free Candy section...
http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-854500502-sep-15-2014-1-600x500.jpg

[Impreza]

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-1481380257-sep-15-2014-1-600x481.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage1671898331-sep-15-2014-1-600x500.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage96508259-sep-15-2014-1-600x500.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage-582380952-sep-15-2014-1-600x450.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage469029852-sep-15-2014-1-600x470.jpg

More racial discrimination:
http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/7293/galleryimage634849261-sep-15-2014-1-600x400.jpg

[Yw-slayer]

LOFL

[thesameguy]

ROFR!

[speedpimp]

I find this to be offensive, but only because it's factually incorrect. Archaeological evidence indicates that the pyramids were not built by slaves.

Ease up there, Moonbeam. You can believe that aliens built them if that makes your little heart content.

[pl8ster]

The cash register thing made me literally LOL. Having worked for two different contractors that work directly with a large grocery chain, I find this stuff especially hilarious.

What the bleep is Hispanic Detergent, anyway?

[21Kid]

Probably best not to know... :lol:

[Godson]

Best. post. ever.

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPHlHuhBVFI

[overpowered]

http://guff.com/hilarious-wi-fi-wars/

[speedpimp]

When I was trying to set up my sister's wifi a few months ago I tried naming her connection "FBI Surveillance Van" and "Al Queda Safe House". For some reason she didn't see the humor in it.

[G'day Mate]

Mine's called "Sea Boat Ahoy"

[Leon]

Mine is "Little Hairy Bastards" which is my affectionate nickname for my cats

[overpowered]

http://instagram.com/passengershaming

[SportWagon]

Why does anyone besides me recognize LHutton's current avatar?

[G'day Mate]

Does or doesn't? Perhaps they didn't get Sooty in the US.

[Impreza]

http://instagram.com/passengershaming

Saw that this morning on Yahoo... already followed! :lol:

Seen quite a few 'special' cases myself... nothing quite so far off base though.

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10646776_1056248274404625_550999568204782367_n.png ?oh=050a293580a2b67bc84a97a6156fce54&oe=54C843F7&__gda__=1418563151_da37c51d529b407638fec4f6015930f 2

[Crazed_Insanity]

Well, to be fair, Christian is not a religion, but Islam is! If that guy's name were Muslim Slimani, then that'd be apples to apples comparison! :p

[LHutton]

It's weird but I never associated the name with the religion until reading that post.

http://www.behindthename.com/name/christian

[Kchrpm]

Well, to be fair, Christian is not a religion, but Islam is! If that guy's name were Muslim Slimani, then that'd be apples to apples comparison! :p
I'm going to assume that was meant as a hilarious joke.

[Crazed_Insanity]

I'm being very serious. :assclown:

[speedpimp]

Who the eff is LHutton?

[Yw-slayer]

Z07.

[21Kid]

:lol:

[LHutton]

Who the eff is LHutton?
A cross between a Judge and a very powerful detergent.

http://i2.cdnds.net/09/28/550w_ds_icons_zippy_01.jpg

[speedpimp]

Z07.

Sorry does not compute.

[speedpimp]

829

[LHutton]

I love you guys.

[overpowered]

http://www.lifebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/lifebuzz-91809726.jpg

[overpowered]

http://youtu.be/-Z85BAvvI9k?t=58s


http://goo.gl/maps/bLsHq

[speedpimp]

What a stupid cunt. Pretty sure that "semi accident chaser" law firms would be jerking off like Rob in a Lego store until they saw the video.

And speaking of stupid ass hats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdXfDQVupo

[overpowered]

LOL.

It amazes me that people who are riding dirty will get into confrontations and don't realize that they increase their chances of getting nailed for that.

Of course, it also amazes me that someone would brake check a big rig. That's a special kind of stupid. He actually endangered his own life just to make a point.

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641203_1057291627633623_5599850124185023614_n.jp g?oh=c7a28eed3be7c1c103e7bfa127d3a425&oe=5493B15A&__gda__=1417849648_f667713d7f87a55d587b64ff35e1cc3 e

[Rare White Ape]

Judging other people's behaviour.

What a waste of time.

[MR2 Fan]

Some pics I took from Japanese TV during my vacation:

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20140919_073351_zpsae85e250.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20140913_230836_zps0239de76.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20140912_153051_zps24cc3b62.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20140911_175352_zpsb6596999.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20140910_064203_zps7b55dd3a.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/techno9991/20140917_163023_zpsad6272cb.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

Can't be real, right?

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/what_a_boob_florida_woman_gets_third_breast_implan t

It is in Florida though...
http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/florida-woman-third-breast-sdfsfsdf.jpg

Also, notice the crib in the background of the video...

[overpowered]

She should change her name to Eccentrica Gallumbits.

If you got that reference without looking it up, then you are awesome.

But then there's this:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

[Rare White Ape]

http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10690329_860373780674090_3988564437361096010_n.jpg ?oh=cbcb97795b1c2fbdd14170443a638e1b&oe=548E7BDE&__gda__=1418166274_6405ab1a48860e6eab1757d94475d8d 8

[G'day Mate]

:lol:

[Yw-slayer]

:lol:

[speedpimp]

Three breasted McGillicutty Jones has been proven to be a hoax.

[GB]

Today.

831

[speedpimp]

How much rain did they get there?

[Impreza]

Too much for a KIA, clearly.

[GB]

8 inches in a 24-hour period over the 23rd and 24th. The tunnels under turns 1 and 4 are fit for U-boats only.

Almost 19 inches so far for September.

[Crazed_Insanity]

So that's why California's experiencing such a severe drought! You guys stole all our water!

Stay safe dude!

[LHutton]

Too much for a KIA, clearly.
'KIA' really isn't a good choice of letters when you think about it but this KIA was certainly KIA.

[George]

http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/amL2K4X_460sa_v1.gif

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10703501_1062459450450174_9020489969290527972_n.jp g?oh=f5b13f140110e969612cb92a3165e961&oe=5489808B&__gda__=1418268891_a6e3a054e9c468d971e3e5fb8e1061f a

[overpowered]

https://jagodibuja.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/green-lantern-censored.jpg

[Jason]

:up:

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocqB6_y71xE

[MR2 Fan]

:lol:

[George]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POL-4Kg_H4c&feature=player_embedded

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ndbb4m9yI

I have never engaged in the activity that the video is parodying. I've never understood why some guys do it. I don't see the up side.

[neanderthal]

https://jagodibuja.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/green-lantern-censored.jpg

A coworker had a headache and I suggested she take a Midol. She said, "I said I have a headache, not cramps."

I said "oh, I thought they were connected." She got it. We laughed.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aRg31y7_460s_v1.jpg

[overpowered]

I feel bad that that made me laugh so hard.

[GB]

856

[21Kid]

100000000000% correct


And the reason I haven't played the last 34 versions of COD. :(

[LHutton]

BF is actually worse. The soft damage annoys the hell out of me. I got tired of being killed by people who were by right already dead twice over before they even saw where I was. Tired of people surviving hits from .50cal machine guns and tired of getting shot by someone on the ground with an assault rifle after bouncing hit-marks off them with a mini-gun. CoD is actually pretty straightforward death wise by comparison even if the game play is far more limited and the maps smaller.

[21Kid]

Are we playing the same games? :?

It sounds to me like you are describing COD... But, I haven't played one in years. I suppose they could have gotten better.

[GreatScawt]

If you want "realism" LHutton, CoD and BF were never going to be a good choice. You can get closer with hardcore modes... but if you want the real deal, you'll likely want a PC simulator like Arma (or a recent Flashpoint).

[overpowered]

Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow (http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/australian-pig-steals-beer/)

[MR2 Fan]

Man kills 920 chickens with a golf club (http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Fowl-play-920-chickens-massacred-with-golf-club-5793495.php)

[thesameguy]

Whoever did that should be executed.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb7vWUjLwiw

[Yw-slayer]

Holy shit, that's so messed up.

[Drachen596]

Just gonna leave this here. cousin had it linked on facebook.
I'll point out as well that this may be NSFW due to language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biiy1QAZY1s&sns=fb

[speedpimp]

What language? That's the cleanest rap song I've heard in years.

[George]

Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow (http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/australian-pig-steals-beer/)

Everything is funnier when it happens in Australia! :lol:

[speedpimp]

Only way that would've been funnier was if it were something from ten years in the future and the pig in question was Honey Boo Boo.

[Drachen596]

What language? That's the cleanest rap song I've heard in years.

i had moved on to other videos on youtube by the time i posted and couldn't remember if there was bad language or not. in addition i didn't feel like watching it again to find out.

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/sde8UEF.jpg

[21Kid]

:cool::up:

[overpowered]

Search for your favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips:

http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/

[overpowered]

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[Godson]

fucking epic.

[Alan P]

Lol awesome. Looks like just a flesh wound.

[GB]

I hope John Cleese sees that.

[Alan P]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm95VL9r07E

Best headed goal I've seen in a long time.

[Random]

That one's gonna sting.

[Rare White Ape]

That's the best call of goooooooooooooooooooal! I've heard in a long time.

[21Kid]

That one's gonna sting.

The goal, or his head? :lol:

[speedpimp]

Creepy Clown Pics. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/21-vintage-clown-photos-that-will-make-your-skin-crawl#2vyexty)
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/3/17/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-20800-1412372961-1.jpg

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoM4ZZJ2UrM

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10437513_867884326556849_1888159247529368336_n.jpg ?oh=89a414bb6746a6dfc5f4c69e03625f69&oe=54B41571&__gda__=1421169837_9598c2bb6f4ccead2bf51b31d0eeb76 0

[Impreza]

Creepy Clown Pics. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/21-vintage-clown-photos-that-will-make-your-skin-crawl#2vyexty)

So basically... a webpage with every single clown pic, ever! :twitch:

[overpowered]

Post it to FB. See how many people bite, and hope nobody spoils it too soon:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1234614_10152750544278529_3438975891638655300_n.jp g?oh=fd4584ca131b844f163e7738f89309fc&oe=54CD1C82&__gda__=1420989928_8e58cb7209bfd8459860e96f6365e56 6

[Freude am Fahren]

Thanks, Obama.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwL0t5kPf6E

[Yw-slayer]

Post it to FB. See how many people bite, and hope nobody spoils it too soon:

Combined Reading Comprehension and IQ Test, I like it.

[Impreza]

Wipeout XL!!

[Crazed_Insanity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwL0t5kPf6E

These things sound more like F-1 cars than F-1 cars! Cool! :D

[Dicknose]

fucking epic.
Invincible!

[Dicknose]

Combined Reading Comprehension and IQ Test, I like it.

Culture test, I had to look up when Halloween occurs, since it's not a bad deal here.
I know it's soon, as shops are selling Halloween crap. And my gut feel was it was late in the month.
But I didn't know if it was a set date or last-day-of-week.

However my bullshit detector went off at such a large number of years, ignoring that 666 is a cool number.
It's rare for special days to have such a long period between falling on dates or days of week.
Even Easter, which is a complex rule, still picks the day of the week.
So Easter Friday being on the 13th would be unusual, but not hundreds of years (there are not 100s of dates it can be)

[Sad, little man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t247P3vI7E

"That's two Steve Urkels, and no family, on a show called Family Matters. How the fuck does that work!?" :lol:

[Freude am Fahren]

Also:

(more NSFW language)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYOWitBjCww

[overpowered]

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[thesameguy]

I'm not wearing a shirt.

[LHutton]

http://www.ndtv.com/news/images/story_page/London_Toilet_Style_Cafes_AFP_650.jpg

[MR2 Fan]

:?

[Impreza]

I'm not getting it either...

[21Kid]

It's a urinal, so they don't ever have to get up???

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYm9vCPLoG4

[The359]

They're upside down urinals.

[Kchrpm]

Did a little searching on the road rage guy, he turned himself in shortly after the video came out, claimed it was fake. He was a 21-year old member of very rich family, the trial date changed without anyone telling the victim so he could attend, and the punishment was 6 months suspended license (which I'm sure that pillar of the community abided to), 2 years probation and a $17k fine.

[LHutton]

:?
New London restaurant. Apparently the food is shit.;)

[overpowered]

http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/carsdfsdfsdfsdfsd.jpg

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/big_penis_spray-painted_on_2.5_million_car

[thesameguy]

Never touch another man's rhubarb.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbsLofggKW8

[jimeezlady]

Clip from a news report...can't stop laughing. *PING* AHHH! :lol:

http://www.news9.com/category/116601/video-page?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=7540482

[MR2 Fan]

hahaha, does sound painful...I would say I hope there's no brain damage, but doubtful there was much brain to start with.

[jimeezlady]

Pretty sure the guy was OK...he only hit him 5 times. LOL Guy woke up and started talking while the manager was on 911 and the manager even called him "buddy". :D

[Alan P]

I love how they played the sound over and over.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/amLvnZo_460s.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

Heheh

[George]

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tumblr_nb3alwx0E11qdlh1io1_400.gif

[JSGeneral]

http://eelslap.com/

[GB]

"Man, I wuz at a house party, an a coupla bitches started this big fight, ya know? And ever body was crowded around watchin' and yellin' an shit. Then you heard this "Pop! Pop! Pop!", and people started runnin' and screamin'. And the pops, they jus' kept comin'. And the next thing I know, I couldn't even stand up."

875

[GreatScawt]

Shot his femur?
Owwwwwwwwwwww

[Jason]

Holy jesus :eek:

[Godson]

Shot his femur?
Owwwwwwwwwwww

Distal end it would appear. Bullet still there, and a destroyed femur. That's a really shitty spot to have the femur just...not there anymore. What did the surgeon do?

[Impreza]

1. Teaching Math In 1960s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math in 1970s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math in 1980s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Yes or No

4. Teaching Math In 1990s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math in 2000s: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's Okay).

6. Teaching Math In 2014: Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho? ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

[Jason]

That doesn't have conservative butthurt written all over it or anything. :lol:

[overpowered]

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[Rare White Ape]

1. Teaching Math In 1960s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math in 1970s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math in 1980s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Yes or No

4. Teaching Math In 1990s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math in 2000s: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's Okay).

6. Teaching Math In 2014: Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho? ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

*maths. With an s.

[speedpimp]

Give him a break, he's Quebecois, they don't use the extra "S" up there as they aren't all sensitive over the singular/plural forms of courses.

[MR2 Fan]

wait, people actually use "maths" as a real word?

[Jason]

One of many terms where in America/Canada it's one way, and in the UK/Australia it's another way, and both sides will fight to the death over what is "correct".

http://grammarist.com/spelling/math-maths/

[speedpimp]

wait, people actually use "maths" as a real word?

Apparently anal retentive types do.

[Impreza]

What Jason said. :|

[Crazed_Insanity]

If you want to sound superior, just use the entire word... Mathematics! If you are going to cut that word short, you might as well just cut that word short. We chose to cut it off at 'math'. Personally, I think 'mathe' or even 'ma' makes more sense than 'maths'. Why would you cut out letters in the middle of a word?

Do you non-American/non-Canadian folks call a singular hippopotamus hippos? Aerodynamics as aeros?

If not, then why maths?

[speedpimp]

Billi/y, if you go around talking about "ma" then people will think you're speaking about your mother.

[GB]

What did the surgeon do?
Our orthopedic surgeons all said, "No, thanks", and we transferred him off to a sister hospital that has Trauma Specialists.

[Godson]

Not surprised. Honestly, they will probably let it heal a little bit before they do any reconstruction. That shit is boss.

[TheBenior]

I'm always amused by local gunshot victims who go to hospitals without level 1 trauma centers instead of Cook County Hospital, which is pretty widely known as a good place for treatment if you've holes shot/stabbed into you.

Unless they're graze wounds, they just get transferred there anyway.

[overpowered]

Most of them probably don't know any better. I certainly would not know the best place to go if I was shot.

[TheBenior]

Most of them are gang members who have associates who've been shot before and Cook County Hospital is pretty widely known for its trauma unit.

[Rare White Ape]

Press event in Melbourne yesterday adjacent to the Yarra River.

Foreground: Jack Miller on a Moto3 KTM.

Background: Dani Pedrosa fumbling with a MotoGP Honda...

https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/10418973_832475850137343_1585279327713077525_n.jpg ?oh=c7d19945b83468f62073bea9988e8ec4&oe=54F4A3B5&__gda__=1424905532_950915b1461e9e3827bf6811ee0efe7 9

[GB]

What does that street sign mean?

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDXUDehUgIQ

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOkkNFBatY

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-0E2Nxtm6o

[LHutton]

Ouch.

[Dicknose]

Do you non-American/non-Canadian folks call a singular hippopotamus hippos? Aerodynamics as aeros?

If not, then why maths?
Because it is plural.
We would say hippos if there was two or more.

Or do you say mathematic?

[Dicknose]

What does that street sign mean?


S with a circle and line thru it means No Spaniards.

[overpowered]

Obviously.

[FaultyMario]

6

That's insulting, but for the wrong reasons.

"hachero" - leñador
"para $100" - por $100 U.S.D.
"el costo de la producciones" - el costo de producción
"Cuanto dinero ha hecho" - ¿Cuál es su ganancia?, ¿De cuánto es su ganancia?

I agree with Jason, it stinks of butthurt.

[21Kid]

S with a circle and line thru it means No Spaniards.

Damn, I thought it meant no spiders.

[overpowered]

http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/10/457303600.jpg

http://www.newnownext.com/christmas-tree-accused-of-being-80-foot-tall-inflatable-butt-plug-in-paris/10/2014/

[Crazed_Insanity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-0E2Nxtm6o

Holy cow! How the hell the driver survived that crash! Wow.

[Crazed_Insanity]

Because it is plural.
We would say hippos if there was two or more.

Or do you say mathematic?

Mathematics must be plural and can't possibly be used singularly?
Same as physics being plural?
Yet, biology and chemistry are singular?

I'd say hippos if there are more than one as well. However, question was posed whether if you'd call a single hippo hippos.

When F-1 cars get their aero updates in Australia or UK, would you guys also call them aeros updates?

English language is quite bizarre and often doesn't make sense, but this time, I'm siding with the Americans/Canadians. I think it makes more sense to call mathematics as math rather than maths. But of course, I'm certainly not trying to shove that down your throat. If other english speakers wish to use maths, it certainly won't bother me. Perhaps RWA can enlighten us why we all must use maths? :p

[thesameguy]

Oddly (?) "mathematics" is the study of, where as "mathematic" is of or pertaining to. If one says "he is doing maths" it would suggest that person is studying the notion of, whereas if one says "he is doing math" it suggests one is engaged in the activity of. "Mathematics" and "mathematic" are not like "hippopotamus" and "hippopotamuses" in that -s does not indicate the plural, but rather is simply part of an entirely different word. "Mathematics" is the -ology of "mathematic." While one often does both, they are not precisely the same thing. You would never say "that is a mathematics truth," you would say "that is a mathematic truth." Well, you might say the former if you were referring to a guideline of studying - but not in the common reference of something proven by mathematics. I believe in the purest sense, while one could shorten mathematics to maths, the common usage of maths - such as referring to adding numbers or doing homework - would be incorrect. Because the act of adding numbers is not mathematics, it's mathematic.

[Crazed_Insanity]

Oddly (?) "mathematics" is the study of, where as "mathematic" is of or pertaining to. If one says "he is doing maths" it would suggest that person is studying the notion of, whereas if one says "he is doing math" it suggests one is engaged in the activity of. "Mathematics" and "mathematic" are not like "hippopotamus" and "hippopotamuses" in that -s does not indicate the plural, but rather is simply part of an entirely different word. "Mathematics" is the -ology of "mathematic." While one often does both, they are not precisely the same thing. You would never say "that is a mathematics truth," you would say "that is a mathematic truth." Well, you might say the former if you were referring to a guideline of studying - but not in the common reference of something proven by mathematics. I believe in the purest sense, while one could shorten mathematics to maths, the common usage of maths - such as referring to adding numbers or doing homework - would be incorrect. Because the act of adding numbers is not mathematics, it's mathematic.

Hmm, I didn't realize mathematic is a word. For example I would say "mathematical truth" rather than 'mathematic truth'

I understand hippopotamus isn't directly comparable to mathematics, but simply to illustrate a point that I don't think words that end with s must be plural.

More comparable words would be physics or aerodynamics. I also don't think they must be plural form just because of the s.

Hmm..., actually just looked up these words... I guess physic and aerodynamic can be found in dictionary, but I can't find mathematic though.

Anyway, point of all this is that I don't think anyone can authoritatively say that we must use maths! :p

[thesameguy]

"Mathematic" and "Mathematical" are the same word - http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Mathematic or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mathematic?s=t

[Dicknose]

MathematicS is the collection of subjects like algebra, geometry, number theory etc.

If you are doing just one of those, you could say which one, rather than the singular form of mathematics.
Eg
If you are adding numbers you are doing arithmetic. You are not doing mathematic, you are doing a single thing from the plural group of mathematics.

Mostly "math" v "maths" is cultural.
It sounds freaking weird when I hear "math". I only hear it from US TV and movies. Would never hear a person here use it.
All thru school and university it was "maths" (and I did 16 years of it)

[thesameguy]

You are not doing mathematic, you are doing a single thing from the plural group of mathematics.

Because "mathematics" isn't a plural any more than physics or aerodynamics is a plural. It's just a word that happens to end in an S and has a related word that does not.

[Freude am Fahren]

Agree. And you don't short Aerodynamics to Aeros, you say aero (when you decide to shorten it). Same with Thermo(dynamics).

And even if you want to say it is a plural. it doesn't mean it has to have an s. Fish. Deer. etc.

But that's just us. Color/colour, canceled/cancelled, etc.. They're both right.

[Sad, little man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcOA213iIDs

I just want it to be known that you can own this song on a 7" record for as low as $0.64 in very good condition. (Plus shipping from the Netherlands.)

http://www.discogs.com/Red-Box-For-America/release/524243

[Rare White Ape]

Perhaps RWA can enlighten us why we all must use maths? :p

It doesn't matter. I grew up saying maths, and you grew up saying math. They're both correct, it's just that my way is betterer.

[Godson]

Our way is good, and the enemy of good is better.

[Sad, little man]

This is almost six hours long, and I only managed to make it about a minute in. This is an incredible video. It's like the Mount Everest of youtube videos. Watching the entire thing is unfathomable.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsMZRl71Zo4

[Yw-slayer]

How did you even find that?

[Freude am Fahren]

It's been reported on various websites. It's some kind of viral marketing for Virgin I think.

[Sad, little man]

It is the mystery of the internet.

Bah, ok, I saw it on Slate. Anyway, the fact that it is a marketing gimmick I don't think should detract that someone actually spent the time to produce a five hour pointless movie. It's amazing in its uselessness.

[GB]

So, it's a flight to Frisco, in real time?

Except, at the end, I'm not even in San Francisco??

SIGN ME UP!

[pl8ster]

Sounds like the lazy man's version of Desert Bus.

[Yw-slayer]

A lot of it is just looped and sampled stuff, it's actually easier to make something long and boring than it is to make it short and interesting.

[Rikadyn]

Sounds like the lazy man's version of Desert Bus.

Speaking of which, that is next month...

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F-pw-351vE

[MR2 Fan]

When the Art Department budget runs out

892

[speedpimp]

:up:

[Sad, little man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F-pw-351vE

Matthew McConaughey would have handled the situation a lot more insightfully and with a lot more class.

(That's right, I just ragged on my own company's ads.)

[G'day Mate]

I might post this here too, for those that don't read the cycling thread ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2d8sUvWH_8

[overpowered]

I'm pretty sure this video was written and directed by fud.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/i-shouldnt-need-a-penis-to-get-paid

[drew]

Brilliant.

[G'day Mate]

That is pretty cool.

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1002530_547745022024831_1817735146424802980_n.jpg? oh=531a56c89dffc7d107b89e5eb71db9bb&oe=54F144DF&__gda__=1421073122_b80bf83ec8e26e8806b993def08976d 7

[George]

^ That's gotta be a fake brand name, but I'm surely not going to google that from work to find out.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/l/t1.0-9/10628121_10204261498488992_8336949512512578483_n.j pg?oh=368422007a985dc9f8058a8cec2c13e0&oe=54AA8AEA

[overpowered]

^ That's gotta be a fake brand name, but I'm surely not going to google that from work to find out.

http://www.vaginaguitars.com/

[Yw-slayer]

:lol:

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-CdyT4HkM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOnfwEuA3GI

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3qH6B-I_g

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhdL7m32dk

[Jason]

Who the hell hates peanut butter and chocolate? What a pair of jerks.

[speedpimp]

People with peanut and chocolate allergies?

[overpowered]

http://tilde.club/~waxpancake/running/

[Crazed_Insanity]

So awesome! Original video has no sound at all, but this can allow you to refresh to different songs and also added sound effect! :D

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qa6QXBxxWw

[overpowered]

http://www.amazon.com/Wine-Opener-Hard-Cover-iPhone/dp/B00D63JZJU/ref=sr_1_14?tag=tmcave-20

[MR2 Fan]

This is so wrong


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2I4UPWaDc

[Jason]

People with peanut and chocolate allergies?

Jerks, I tell ya.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/avZAKrZ_460sa_v1.gif

[G'day Mate]

... no way

[GreatScawt]

http://i.imgur.com/6t0eD1k.gif

[Rare White Ape]

... no way

That would be right.

I can tell because pixels.

[drew]

It took a few loops, but I finally saw it.


:lol:

No gag reflex, nice

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7xt9BDI6z0

[drew]

again... :lol:

[Alan P]

https://i.imgur.com/QRmvpGk.gif

[GB]

I think we've gone over this before: DON'T WALK ON YOUR BROKEN ANKLE RIGHT AFTER SURGERY.

901


Not the same person, but here's what it should look like:

https://www.ceessentials.net/images/critiqueLowerExtremity/image118.jpg

[Crazed_Insanity]

https://i.imgur.com/QRmvpGk.gif

What the hell is the guy on?

[thesameguy]

Everything?

[Freude am Fahren]

https://d27v8envyltg3v.cloudfront.net/mio/28044506/13917205945073/large.jpg

[21Kid]

Tyler!!?!!

[Godson]

Lol. No. I have thought about doing that a time or two.

[G'day Mate]

:lol:

[SportWagon]

Somewhat older than I thought it was the first time I found it...

http://blogs.broughturner.com/2012/11/excellent-analysis-of-us-copyright-law-suppressed-within-24-hrs-of-publication.html

[21Kid]

We have reached the pinnacle...

Behold the "Selfie Stick (http://www.amazon.com/SellfieTM-Bluetooth-Extended-Android-Shutter/dp/B00M0V0DFY/ref=gb1h_img_c-3_2182_6584a5c7?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1414192003&sr=1-1&keywords=B00M0V0DFY&smid=A34JWT04R7KMFW&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_s=center-new-3&pf_rd_r=1WAXHP96MHE5Z5E9WXBV&pf_rd_i=20&pf_rd_p=1958502182)"
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ICXLjr%2BqL._SL1500_.jpg

[Kchrpm]

My friend has one that has a Bluetooth shutter remote that is separate from the stick. She uses it to get full body selfies in interesting positions. I shall never complain.

[21Kid]

:lol: I like your friends. :D

[speedpimp]

Keef, you need to "borrow" it and make your own goatse pic without letting her now about it.