Internet memotivationally epic fails

[LHutton]

It is annoying that they don't serve certain things before 11am anymore but there's such a thing as dealing with it.


[video]

[Godson]

951


He never made any comment of this sort.




Furthermore, Siggy has been quoted for saying "America is a mistake, admittedly a gigantic mistake, but a mistake nevertheless."




This was found on a group on FB called "Right Wing news."

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICRglgHjaE

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10846445_496745720476630_9199303140415099663_n.jpg ?oh=4fda33e4c6b2384d17f20972dd7abd26&oe=55421405

[Crazed_Insanity]

Did he lose one? or maybe two?

[overpowered]

http://lockerdome.com/tre/6170042811288129/7180656736348945

[JSGeneral]

Be careful out there Drew. Winter is dangerous.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--LcOKsujK--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/xragymczkxdrqswuskjj.png

[Kchrpm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15xhG6pVUw

[George]

Another for the Epic Win thread...where did that one go, anyway?

Listen to this thing run!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kRr4WQAny1E

[Alan P]

Been watching some of this on Eurosport.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so2N2PAtzgs

[GB]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/c54e59c8126bd455605055f718bf8340/tumblr_mqdf7vis3t1qitpt4o1_250.gif

[Rare White Ape]

I wanna see her snort a load without the condom.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzNMvUuHjwk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7X3gmPkRk

[speedpimp]

Is she catching a load to the face at the end of that? That's the only reason I can think of for her flinching like that.

[Godson]

More likely the end of the condom completely obstructed her airway and she had a mild freakout.

[speedpimp]

Thanks, Nurse Nightengale. You totally ruined my scenario.

[Godson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk

[Rare White Ape]

Yeah don't harsh Spimp's buzz man. Now he's got to go away and Google for hairy old snatches for a while.

[21Kid]

Google? :? Like he doesn't have 798 gigs of it saved already... :lol:

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10802059_748181861935201_1075103863254115518_n.jpg ?oh=e55e9f6e3ca5d600bbbcf56d886da199&oe=54FBC3B6

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm-bxQHv-S8

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

[George]

Unedited Footage(NOT FAKE!)

http://cdn4.nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/panda.gif?874fb4

[Sad, little man]

Um, yes it is. :?

[thesameguy]

Pretty sure it says NOT FAKE. Don't know why you'd think it is.

[LHutton]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7473/16045973185_e4bc60bffc.jpg

http://media3.giphy.com/media/iMSTbMqIVbYAw/200.gif

[overpowered]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Bear

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjsXTaBfHkY

[overpowered]

Apparently these wheel boots aren't necessarily as strong as I was led to believe:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BAMAT-mw6E

[Yw-slayer]

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/oculus-rift-accidentally-girlfriend/

[overpowered]

:lol:

[Godson]

That'd be my luck...



Good thing I don't have an Oculus Rift...or a GF...

[speedpimp]

Tyler, if you play your cards right you can have a Nintendo VR Boy and a crazy cat lady neighbor with benefits.

[LHutton]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/15/article-2725415-208925A500000578-155_964x644.jpg

[overpowered]

http://dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net/gallery/image/subtext

[Drachen596]

Tyler, if you play your cards right you can have a Nintendo VR Boy and a crazy cat lady neighbor with benefits.


is that what SLM has?

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h_bndds32A

[21Kid]

:lol:

[G'day Mate]

Roos don't take shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFWUlObSgn0

[JSGeneral]

http://vimeo.com/112974995

[LHutton]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8666/16088743465_da04de1687.jpg


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8642/15901456870_481ccebf61.jpg

[speedpimp]

And in the world of complete 180s, Sony is releasing the movie after all.

[thesameguy]

... but will theaters show it?

The plot thickens...

[Freude am Fahren]

It's showing at a drive in down here in Ft. Lauderdale.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10885289_864429800275110_5304578115990170534_n.jpg ?oh=160ba064ade970d1679d8f72b1762e3f&oe=5531CE21

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10858001_10152907768769976_2120573828921798582_n.j pg?oh=db3eefe3a34895d40696be0b3b755bf9&oe=54F969A8

[Drachen596]

i wonder if all the stuff about The Interview is just Sony's way of getting attention and hyping up the movie.

Critics haven't exactly given the movie rave reviews..

[GreatScawt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atrll2yr8Ds

[LHutton]

^:lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_M0SsBNTA

[MR2 Fan]

Is this a bad time to post this?

http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-96d6/k2-_b065d636-cd64-4c19-b292-197730c99768.v1.jpg

[overpowered]

Stupid is as stupid does. Language NSFW.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJgFtnRfNU

[overpowered]

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/othercheek.gif

[overpowered]

Newton was born in England, so he was born on December 25, in England, even though it wasn't December 25 in most of western Europe at the time.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/25/neil-degrasse-tyson-trolls-christians-on-christmas.html

Tyson says it was 150 year period. It was actually 170 years. Pope Gregory XIII decreed the Gregorian calendar in 1582 and most staunchly Catholic countries followed almost immediately. Great Britain and its possessions finally adopted it in 1752.

[Dicknose]

I thought it was Dec 25 in England, but not in Europe.
He was born (And would celebrate his birthday) on Christmas Day.

[overpowered]

You're right, and I knew that but somehow I wrote it reversed. I probably shouldn't post while drinking. Edited to be correct; changing "was" to "wasn't" and "wasn't" to "was".

[LHutton]

Is this a bad time to post this?

http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-96d6/k2-_b065d636-cd64-4c19-b292-197730c99768.v1.jpg
:lol:


http://i.imgur.com/Yg5rNLQ.gif

[Sad, little man]

It's sort of sad how a stick has preempted the need to engage in social interaction with a complete stranger by asking them to take a photo of you, and simultaneously allowed people to more frequently indulge in ever more lavish realms of narcissism.

[MR2 Fan]

It's sort of sad how a stick has preempted the need to engage in social interaction with a complete stranger by asking them to take a photo of you, and simultaneously allowed people to more frequently indulge in ever more lavish realms of narcissism.

It isn't necessarily for photos though.

One of the people I subscribe to who makes videos about Japan uses it for his walk and talk videos and it is very useful (The cute girl in this video has her own channel as well.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2XaXU46tQ

[GreatScawt]

http://i.imgur.com/qysA1xG.jpg

[thesameguy]

ROFL!

[LHutton]

Hahaha!

[overpowered]

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[overpowered]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6IXEd0CYAACeih.jpg

[LHutton]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8665/15962174188_4d5a0ebd6f.jpg

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10882097_363540370495144_4021180629655994856_n.jpg ?oh=d60744e5ab88464888329a5ed4446836&oe=552A1F48

[overpowered]

Attempted ATM theft:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-30633723

[speedpimp]

Fucking Bikie Terrorists.

[LHutton]

He'll be lucky if he's still in one piece.

[G'day Mate]

http://i.imgur.com/gWqRJKP.jpg

[Godson]

:lol:

[Freude am Fahren]

:up:

[MR2 Fan]

sigh...while I don't believe in astrology as a practice, I have witnessed several things that relate to someone's personality based on the time of year they are born.

It seems like 90% of my close friends throughout my life just happen to be born within the same two weeks as my birthdate.

[Kchrpm]

I wonder if the personalities related to astrological signs are reversed in the southern hemisphere, where the weather surrounding your time of birth and earliest maturation are different.

[MR2 Fan]

I wonder if the personalities related to astrological signs are reversed in the southern hemisphere, where the weather surrounding your time of birth and earliest maturation are different.

:eek: good question

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=symLa01UDVA

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10885439_10152935765377243_6404153231103003802_n.j pg?oh=e0e0e28da8b2873bca4cd349650634d0&oe=55332A1B&__gda__=1430438734_435b118743cc84278a0c8bc0234f84c e

[overpowered]

Miley Cyrus getting in mild trouble on Instagram (NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/12/29/miley-cyrus-topless_n_6390150.html

[Leon]

nerps

[Freude am Fahren]

http://saturdaydownsouth.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Memes4.jpg

[GreatScawt]

WOW :lol:

Sick burn to two fanbases

[Godson]

Miley Cyrus getting in mild trouble on Instagram (NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/12/29/miley-cyrus-topless_n_6390150.html

I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

[overpowered]

She's not my favorite, but yeah, I wouldn't either.

[thesameguy]

Lemme fix that for you.

http://cbs102jamzorland.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/bieber-and-miley-getty.jpg

[GreatScawt]

So Biebs has a pretty perky rack :up:

[Rare White Ape]

Miley Cyrus getting in mild trouble on Instagram (NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/12/29/miley-cyrus-topless_n_6390150.html

Dear Ms Cyrus, if you're going to make an argument, at least use a recognized language. Start with English, maybe.

[Godson]

Lemme fix that for you.

http://cbs102jamzorland.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/bieber-and-miley-getty.jpg

Meh. Biebs doesn't have that oh-so-sexy gravely voice.

I wouldn't take her over a number of other celebs, but she is definitely better tail than I have chased in a while.

[speedpimp]

As bad as Winston's fumble was, nothing compares to the Baylor kicker getting blocked after his field goal attempt was blocked.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_VUojded--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/v867zhblvwxcafoatqjk.gif

[Freude am Fahren]

That gif doesn't include his reaction afterwards, which is priceless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtb-iO95BVE

Also, he later tweeted "I am alive" and "My mom said I would never get hit..." :lol: :up:

[MR2 Fan]

At least he tried hard to get to the guy who got the ball...so many kickers only act like they're chasing them, then retreat if they get too close.

[speedpimp]

Pat McAfee of the Colts has laid some serious hits for a kicker.

[Godson]

That, was a beaut

[Rare White Ape]

Real football players don't wear padding like that.

However, inside all that padding I can picture all his guts and organs being squished up to one side as his body is brought to a sudden halt.

Yeah, it would still hurt.

[overpowered]

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10849859_1143274449035340_7384040617429529367_n.jp g?oh=96ae14d110aa7c7cd6aaa305d00a4ca5&oe=5528B68C

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySw907hp1y8

[overpowered]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/2/12/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-3093-1420218294-11.png

http://www.buzzfeed.com/brianmcmanus/paul-mccartney-mystery?utm_term=.geZ1oMRNP#.hcnpZzB3p

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPWWDdDFtpA

[Freude am Fahren]

That's gotta be fake/she's high...

[overpowered]

http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201412/12/1c04d23f4548bd1889a71fc37b979260_650x.jpg

http://news.distractify.com/beth-buczynski/sarcastic-state-mottos/

[Godson]

Does it hurt to be that dumb?

Seriously, how the fuck am i single, when mouth breathers like that are out there?

[speedpimp]

Dumb or not, I'd hit it.

[overpowered]

Does it hurt to be that dumb?

Seriously, how the fuck am i single, when mouth breathers like that are out there?Because you point out how stupid they are to their face?

[Godson]

Because you point out how stupid they are to their face?

You might be on to something......


New years resolution: be more accepting of idiots.

[neanderthal]

lols.

You idiots make me laugh. Everyday.

Thanks.

[Kchrpm]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/2/12/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-3093-1420218294-11.png

http://www.buzzfeed.com/brianmcmanus/paul-mccartney-mystery?utm_term=.geZ1oMRNP#.hcnpZzB3p

The last Beatles album came out in 1970, 45 years ago.

Do you think every Beatles fan in the 1960s was familiar with the members of the Original Dixieland Jass Band, the most popular band of the 1910s?

[MR2 Fan]

The last Beatles album came out in 1970, 45 years ago.

Do you think every Beatles fan in the 1960s was familiar with the members of the Original Dixieland Jass Band, the most popular band of the 1910s?

Paul McCartney has had a long career since then and has done several live shows...notably at the 2012 olympics opening ceremony

[Kchrpm]

Quick, name all the people that performed during the 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony, from memory.

[FaultyMario]

mccartney
spice girls
queen +jessie j
rowan atkinson


beatles >>>>> Original Dixieland Jass Band, and not just in terms of music.

[21Kid]

Unlike 1970, we have this thing called the interwebs today where people can look up said information.
There's no reason to not know who he is.

2 seconds on google will get you: About 78,500,000 results (0.34 seconds)

[Kchrpm]

Why would they Google Paul McCartney ahead of time? I'm not saying it's not possible to find out who a person is, but it is very possible to not know who that person is before you do it.

The Beatles were bigger than just about everyone, but we're also in a much bigger world, musically and otherwise, than during the 60s and 70s. I can definitely see a way where someone born in the last 20 years could have only passing experience with the Beatles, and have never absorbed any of the details of the group, like the names of the members.

Faulty -
You missed several people that performed at the London Games. A *lot* of people did. I wouldn't expect someone to remember all of them if they weren't already pretty invested in them. And that's assuming that they even watched the ceremonies.

[21Kid]

Just saying... If they have time to ask on twitter who he is, why not just ask google first?

[Kchrpm]

There are so many people on the internet who ask their internet friends for answers before they ask Google. I have a friend who does it pretty consistently on Facebook. They'd rather get it in a small chunk, delivered right to them, than have to read Wikipedia. I have asked my friend about it, and I guess I understand his explanation, but I still laugh when he asks easy to answer questions.

[21Kid]

I guess they then take the chance of looking stupid, like this. ;)

[overpowered]

Yeah. Paul McCartney never shows up on T.V. or anything. :rolleyes:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005200/

He makes public appearances all the time.

Of course, having heard several of Kanye's "songs", I have to assume that his fans tend to be stupid to begin with.

[Kchrpm]

Just because someone shows up on TV doesn't mean people know who he is. People have to be watching the show AND paying attention, which is less and less common nowadays.

And just because you don't like someone's music doesn't mean the people that do are stupid.

It's crazy to me how people don't see these cycles repeating, that we still get the "back in my day" and "kids today" type stuff without any understanding of the reaction to their own norms when they were first introduced.

[thesameguy]

Well put. It initially seemed a little crazy to me that someone today wouldn't know who the Beatles were or who the members are/were, but you're totally right - there is no particular reason why someone today should know that. That is decades old pop culture, and there are an unlimited number of reasons why you'd never run into it - and moreover no particular life-affecting reason why you should have.

[neanderthal]

In the age of information, ignorance is a choice.

[Kchrpm]

Apparently judging people is a right, though. :rolleyes:

[JSGeneral]

There are so many people on the internet who ask their internet friends for answers before they ask Google. I have a friend who does it pretty consistently on Facebook. They'd rather get it in a small chunk, delivered right to them, than have to read Wikipedia...

So you're saying they prefer a little bit of information in small pieces over time. :cool:

[Kchrpm]

You son of a bitch.

[thesameguy]

http://i.imgur.com/aFXgrTU.jpg

[Freude am Fahren]

Speaking of which, is DS a body builder these days? (well, back in 2008, but you know, joke.)

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-many-days-are-in-a-week-internet-steakheads-go-to-1677492703

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/i5tv7eD.gif

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10620578_10153070822023969_640684141176813125_n.jp g?oh=73e57eca59a620be1300b3b0ab6a90f8&oe=5524714F

[thesameguy]

That is positively hypnotizing.

[GreatScawt]

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ninOz5ValUM

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgCp2FfL_U

[SportWagon]

He did pretty well, but only because he was lane-splitting very severely once the traffic stopped.

[G'day Mate]

Heh, emus are funny. They're pretty dumb, but not as stupid as kangaroos. An emu will run away from whatever frightened it, whereas a kangaroo will just go in whatever direction it's pointing when frightened ... even if that means going straight towards the danger.

[G'day Mate]

Then again, if an emu is threatening you all you have to do is hold something above your head so that it thinks you're bigger than it and it'll run away ...

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rXqk-5eXZUs/hqdefault.jpg

[Sad, little man]

Fireworks factory explosions are bad, mmkay?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evm_CeAU-rY

[drew]

A+

[Dicknose]

The reverse of not knowing about Sir Paul McCartney, I have no idea about Kayne.
I think he is a musician, but couldn't tell you a song or if he plays an instrument.
I could google him, but can't be bothered since I'm pretty sure he isn't on the short list to be megadeths guitarist.
Had to check if I typed his name correctly.
I recognise the name so I'm guessing he is reasonably famous.

I do know McCartney wrote the song that has been argued to be the first metal song. Helter Skelter.

[SportWagon]

The reverse of not knowing about Sir Paul McCartney, I have no idea about Kayne.

You could have cut-and-pasted to make sure you spelled Kanye korrectly. (Especially strange since you claim to have checked the spelling).

P.S. He has a wikipedia page, and Kanye (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West) (Kanye (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kanye&action=edit)) redirects to the actual page Kanye West (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West).

[Leon]

Kanye must be one of those modern beebop musicians who are rappists.

Is he the one who wears a sticking plaster for no reason, or is he the one who married one of those reality porn Kardashihacks?

;)

[Freude am Fahren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXwnwOTyKXE

[MR2 Fan]

I was a fan of Kanye in his early years, before he lost his mom and went off the rails

[G'day Mate]

I think he is a musician, but couldn't tell you a song or if he plays an instrument.

I actually saw him live in concert when he supported U2 on their last Australian tour. At the time I didn't know who he was and I think I only found out when someone connected it to the "gay fish" episode of South Park. These were the messages I got from the two of them:

U2 - "This is what you can do for others to make the world a better place"
KW - "Check it out - this is what I did for me"

[Sad, little man]

I find it really ironic how no one knew about Taylor Swift either until Kanye interrupted her several years ago when she was accepting an award. Her career really took off from there. She should be thanking him for it at this point. Here's an article about the intricacies of it.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2014/08/25/the-strange-symbiosis-of-taylor-swift-and-kanye-west/

Now please read at length about our American celebrity faces. They are superior to most humans in every way. Consume the popular culture and nourish it in your mind.

[thesameguy]

Hey SLM, I'm real happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Taylor Swift is super hot and absolutely superior to most humans in every way.

[Freude am Fahren]

Well, Swift was mainly a country artist, and was only just becoming full-blown pop (or just about to). Also, all of her public relationship was tabloid fodder. I wouldn't give him that much credit, but that certainly didn't hurt her name recognition.

[Godson]

Hey SLM, I'm real happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Taylor Swift is super hot and absolutely superior to most humans in every way.

Yeah. I wouldn't talk to y'all ever again if the snowballs chance in hell worked out.

[GB]

Hey Tyler...

Code Brown in ED22!

968

[G'day Mate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaxG2cTNWkQ

[LHutton]

I find it really ironic how no one knew about Taylor Swift either until Kanye interrupted her several years ago when she was accepting an award. Her career really took off from there. She should be thanking him for it at this point. Here's an article about the intricacies of it.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2014/08/25/the-strange-symbiosis-of-taylor-swift-and-kanye-west/

Now please read at length about our American celebrity faces. They are superior to most humans in every way. Consume the popular culture and nourish it in your mind.
I still can't figure out why he did that. He was basically accusing a music awards ceremony of being racist just because they didn't give Beyonce the award. Like they've never given her any awards before or anything.

[Sad, little man]

Yet another reason for me to say "Fuck California."

http://ktla.com/2015/01/07/5-foot-boa-constrictor-emerges-from-toilet-in-san-diego-office-building/

Seriously, that thing would not survive in a Michigan sewer in January.

[Godson]

Hey Tyler...

Code Brown in ED22!

968

Good thing I work in the OR....

[GB]

:up:

Many nights I say to myself, "Damn glad I'm 'just' a Technologist."

[thesameguy]

When I was in the hospital for my fractured femur, the first lonely night I spent there I was in a room with a guy who was clearly not doing well. I was in pain, morphine doesn't do shit for me, and every two minutes this guy made this terrible, grumbling, coughing sound that was keeping me awake. I was just finally nodding off to sleep when there was a terrible silence followed by my roommate exclaiming, "Ah crap, I shit myself." It took every fiber of my drugged up body to not bust out laughing - not for the event (that's sad), but the guy's acknowledgment of it. There was no remorse or embarrassment in his voice, just an angry matter of factness that was positively hilarious.

[LHutton]

http://i.imgur.com/ieut7Oz.jpg

[thesameguy]

:up: :lol:

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PprbwULAI

[LHutton]

^Interesting comment at the end, because from my observations of people walking round a supermarket and walking in general, you very much can tell who's a crap driver on the road.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko

[G'day Mate]

... wow

[Sad, little man]

I'm so glad the Benny Hillifier is a thing so I can do it to that video...

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=vupgBykQnko

[Crazed_Insanity]

Thank God for that VW bug to the rescue!

[21Kid]

When photoshop works against you...


Unretouched Photos: Calvin Klein Gave Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement |

[overpowered]

Someone Made A Map Of Every Rude Place Name In The UK

http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/heres-a-map-of-all-the-rude-place-names-in-the-uk#.llzE0qKME

[21Kid]

:? Golly
:? Puddinglake
:? Mold
:? SlipperyStones
:? Pleasington

How are these rude?

[Rare White Ape]

Amateurs.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-12/21/20/enhanced/webdr04/mobile-27727-1419211523-2.jpg

[Godson]

When I was in the hospital for my fractured femur, the first lonely night I spent there I was in a room with a guy who was clearly not doing well. I was in pain, morphine doesn't do shit for me, and every two minutes this guy made this terrible, grumbling, coughing sound that was keeping me awake. I was just finally nodding off to sleep when there was a terrible silence followed by my roommate exclaiming, "Ah crap, I shit myself." It took every fiber of my drugged up body to not bust out laughing - not for the event (that's sad), but the guy's acknowledgment of it. There was no remorse or embarrassment in his voice, just an angry matter of factness that was positively hilarious.

Things like this happen ALL the time. Hence, this is why our humor is so screwed up.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB-jU7YBTo

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/areLqmB_460s.jpg

[2ndMoparMan]

We have a winner.

[G'day Mate]

Like :up:

[Godson]

I think I need a day trip to spa

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o

http://gawker.com/proof-that-every-country-song-still-sounded-the-same-in-1678354406/all

[overpowered]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10906002_10152254517867395_962382436038514025_n.pn g?oh=5b1d71c998eda654a564393aa13eec0c&oe=556604DA

https://www.facebook.com/theymightbegiants/photos/a.380598937394.152324.10655752394/10152254517867395/?type=1&pnref=story

[LHutton]

^Ninja Turtles.

[overpowered]

Nope. Notice the angle of the brow and the mark on the forehead.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/Strong_Bad.pnghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wCIH436M3Ug/Ta7blKaUT_I/AAAAAAAAL98/JXz76aFUSXw/s1600/profile_leonardo.gif

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ce_954P20I

[George]

There are so many people on the internet who ask their internet friends for answers before they ask Google. I have a friend who does it pretty consistently on Facebook. They'd rather get it in a small chunk, delivered right to them, than have to read Wikipedia. I have asked my friend about it, and I guess I understand his explanation, but I still laugh when he asks easy to answer questions.

I like to ask internet friends for information in addition to searching on my own. Here's an example, and not just to flatter you, Kchrpm, but it's true: If I have a question about Excel I will get an answer from you in the Excel Sorcery thread that I can "take to the bank", every time. That's awesome, and much appreciated. That's why I ask questions here and at other places where I know I can find subject matter experts who apparently enjoy taking the time to share their knowledge. A couple of specific answers from trusted friends can be much more useful than a wall of text at Wikipedia and similar sources.

Keep that in mind the next time I ask about something everyone here knows about except me - coming soon to a forum near you!

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc

[speedpimp]

Al's still got it.

[overpowered]

Florida again showing why they have some of the most dangerous drivers in the country.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/florida/2015/01/14/video-fl-sunrail-train-hits-mini-van/21755765/

[21Kid]

WTF :?

[thesameguy]

100% USDA bad decision making.

[MR2 Fan]

That's happened before in Florida. Several years ago there was some kind of "party train" idea, but the first week it was operating, some moron decided to park on the tracks or something, got hit by the train....the party train idea died with it.

[Cam]

Florida again showing why they have some of the most dangerous drivers in the country.
I was in Florida recently. I can confirm that Florida has the most dangerous drivers. :twitch:

[Freude am Fahren]

Yes.

[Drachen596]

and during the constant daily sudden downpours of rain those dangerous drivers become even more dangerous.

cars doing 35 or 40 mph with their flashers on in the slow lane of a 70mph highway? yeah.. saw it all the time in Orlando. no, none of the cars appeared to be rentals.

[Freude am Fahren]

The slow lane? If you're lucky. Try any given lane, including the left most.

[overpowered]

I couldn't decide if this belonged in epic fails or the women thread. It's some pics from one of Miley Cyrus' shows.

Some may be turned on by these, but it's just not hot to me. I'm not sure if it seems like she's trying too hard or she's completely nuts. Even Madonna would never have gotten as raunchy on stage as this. At one point, she's fellating a dildo attached to a sex doll. She's also seemingly encouraging fans close to the stage to touch her crotch, and they are doing so.

I'm not sure if it qualifies as NSFW. It probably is. You might want to have Adblock for these sites. You have been warned.

http://www.sexygirl1000.com/pictures-of-miley-cyrus-showing-her-hot-ass-in-a-thong-on/
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/tot6qy1gkch0zkx3v4armnr5x8x9x0fq/

[21Kid]

Her dad must be so proud...

[2ndMoparMan]

Last time I was in Florida I remember seeing an FD trying to be 'cool' and ended up curbing his car pulling away from the red light. Believe that was coming home from dinner at the last GTP I attended.

[MR2 Fan]

Yes.

Yes, there's 2 kinds of drivers in florida...complete morons and dangerous assholes

[Alan P]

Her dad must be so proud...

Weirdly I was just about to say that very thing. I do wonder how much of it is 'marketing' and publicists basically encouraging her to go down the 'bad girl' route after being such a good girl for the whole Hannah Montana thing or if she's the Ring Leader as it were. The sad thing is there may be young kids going because they're fans of hers and they're seeing that on stage.

[overpowered]

Stuff like that isn't even allowed in strip clubs here.

[thesameguy]

Stuff like that isn't even allowed in strip clubs here.

I don't really care what she does or doesn't do. I don't care for her or her music, and I'm not really even a believer in taboo so far as nobody gets hurt. She can do whatever she wants so long as she's not in my way. But from a legal perspective, I sure think she is operating outside the envelope and is gonna end up with a big, indefensible lawsuit from some Hannah Montana fan's parents. A strip club would shut down pronto for that sort of graphic demonstration.

[Leon]

I am without opinion.

What she does with her body isn't really my problem.

Has reasonable boobs though. Too skinny in the bum for my tastes though.

[overpowered]

I was curious since I don't remember this being in the news. Apparently she did that show at a gay nightclub in London back in May. Probably not a lot of Hannah Montana fans there. I have no idea what the rules would be either.

[Yw-slayer]

Apparently she did that show at a gay nightclub in London back in May.

Ah, that would explain the audience.

The look on the face of that guy wearing the red hoodie in the background is priceless.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmlM_ybv1og

[LHutton]

Florida again showing why they have some of the most dangerous drivers in the country.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/florida/2015/01/14/video-fl-sunrail-train-hits-mini-van/21755765/
Looked more like a poor attempt at suicide.

[Freude am Fahren]

Nah, just idiots I reckon. At least down here in the southern part of the state, two major railways (one commuter, one commercial) run parallel to major roads (I-95 and US-1, respectively) for the most part. High traffic crossings right before major intersections all over the place. Despite all of the flashing signs that say not to stop on the tracks, people still ALWAYS do. Given that it appears two cars were on the tracks at the start, I'd say they're just idiots.

After being cutoff yesterday and almost crashing (actually hit a curb and messed up my bumper) by some idiot who proceeded to drive away, I ordered a dashcam. I also will be wearing a camera most of the time I ride my motorcycle when I get it. I think I'm going to start a Florida Driver Idiots youtube channel.

[Freude am Fahren]

Boy who claimed he went to heaven and came back, leading to a bestselling book admits he made it up. (http://newsfeed.gawker.com/little-boy-who-claimed-to-die-and-visit-heaven-admits-h-1679811262)

SHOCKING!

[Crazed_Insanity]

At least he confessed his sins! So that's good.

[Kchrpm]

The way he was wording it, it sounded more like it was pressure from people, including maybe himself or his family, to back away from being treated as a new prophet who could provide more information about heaven than the Bible.

[SportWagon]

The Bible mentions Heaven very little. There is more talk of The Resurrection of the Last Days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection_of_the_dead).

The God of the Old Testament rewarded His followers primarily by helping them vanquish overcome their enemies in this life. And many of the writers of the New Testament believed the end of the world was coming very soon. (Seemed to be the only way to get rid of the Romans?)

Though there is something about the city four square (http://biblehub.com/revelation/21-16.htm).

[GB]

"Florida again showing why they have some of the most dangerous drivers in the country."

"I was in Florida recently. I can confirm that Florida has the most dangerous drivers."
I want to be Driver License Czar of this state. But then there'd just be a bunch of idiots driving around on revoked licenses. :mad:

"Last time I was in Florida I remember seeing an FD trying to be 'cool' and ended up curbing his car pulling away from the red light. Believe that was coming home from dinner at the last GTP I attended."
I remember that retard. He turned right on to US92 (International Speedway Blvd.), and found out he had more power than talent.

"Yes, there's 2 kinds of drivers in florida...complete morons and dangerous assholes."
Which group are YOU in??


All this is precisely why I'm putting a dashcam in my car.

[Rare White Ape]

At least he confessed his sins! So that's good.

And he gets to keep the money. Win-win!

[George]

Wait - the kid's name is Malarkey? :lol:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/malarkey?s=t

[Crazed_Insanity]

True to his name at least! ;)

[Rare White Ape]

Almost as good as Thurman Merman.

[MR2 Fan]

http://i.imgur.com/wqmqJSI.gif

[Freude am Fahren]

Win or Fail? I say win big time.

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/power-glove-animation-controller-dillon-markey/

Also, BLOOD DRAGON!

[overpowered]

I'm going with win. That guy actually came up with a good use of it, probably better than NES gaming could have ever used it.

I considered buying one back in the day but the games that had proper support for it seemed to suck and I didn't see it as great for other games.

I can't remember if they made a left handed version. The lack of that would have put me off too.

He might have been able to accomplish something similar with less work with something like this:

https://www.l3sys.com/wristpc/wristpc.html

Though he'd still need to figure out how to make it BT. Maybe something like this:

http://handheldsci.com/kb

There's also these but the prices are insane:

http://www.ikey.com/product/ak-39/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/98411032/functional-typewriter-arm-guard-with

[Rare White Ape]

He could ONLY use a Powerglove.

Because it's so bad.

[Rare White Ape]

And... Blood Dragon connection: https://soundcloud.com/powerglove

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWDprSdH2xQ

[overpowered]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10929208_783302765071381_5215059328696853523_n.jpg ?oh=96dda800519506f707c0cadad340ea99&oe=55691299&__gda__=1432437061_cd56c943c3383baf97f41e6db4e07ce d

[Sad, little man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o27rxQB7Cq8

[speedpimp]

Cabot Cove, Maine, Murder Capital of the U.S.

[Alan P]

Hi I'm Jessica Fletcher. Someone in this room will be murdered in the next 10 minutes. And I'll be able to catch the killer. So best make it me.

[overpowered]

Cabot Cove, Maine, Murder Capital of the U.S.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191990/Murder-capital-world-Quiet-seaside-town-Cabot-Cove-named-dangerous-place-Earth.html


Amateur detective Jessica Fletcher, played by Angela Lansbury, encountered a total of 274 killings in the small town in Maine, despite it having a population of just 3,500.

This gives it an annual murder rate of 1,490 per million — more than 50 per cent higher than Honduras, where it is 910 per million.

In the last two years 1,000 women have been murdered in the country - and 90 percent were not even investigated.

And Cabot Cove was even further ahead of El Salvador, a country which recently celebrated a unique milestone - its first day in three years when nobody was murdered.

[Godson]

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10300220_919427148083624_7123258405053045601_n.png ?oh=b2fe56796e63ce40871a117da44118e4&oe=552FEA1A

[overpowered]

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1338856381349_2730431.png

[pl8ster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcP0beJ95oY

[speedpimp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCAntD1-DIk&x-yt-ts=1421782837&x-yt-cl=84359240

[overpowered]

That's not a giant bear. That's a black bear. They're a lot smaller than brown bears like grizzlies or kodiaks.

That video also led to this masterpiece:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N95qS5qfbVM

[Freude am Fahren]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7Mxf0ZqP--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/e17isq4i06pisdmqtq12.jpg

[overpowered]

Whoops!

[Godson]

Lol!

Per the black bear. They are like cats, very docile animals. I wouldn't be worried about them.

[overpowered]

I would still give them a wide berth, but yeah, they tend not to attack humans. Generally speaking, if you don't mess with them, they won't mess with you. Still, some people have been killed.

http://www.bear.org/website/bear-pages/black-bear/bears-a-humans/119-how-dangerous-are-black-bears.html

[GreatScawt]

Holy shit @ the botched tweet. How did I miss that?? :lol:

[Rare White Ape]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10929208_783302765071381_5215059328696853523_n.jpg ?oh=96dda800519506f707c0cadad340ea99&oe=55691299&__gda__=1432437061_cd56c943c3383baf97f41e6db4e07ce d

Haha, that's gold!

[speedpimp]

I've heard black bears described as being like giant black labs. They can be as docile as a squirrel, but it's still a freaking bear so I will give it all the space it needs.

[MR2 Fan]

Idiot-Mario-Whiskey

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aKgrpAN_460s.jpg

[21Kid]

Paging Drew...

This is the Vajankle (http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473), the fleshlight foot you can F**k

[Fogelhund]

Paging Drew...

This is the Vajankle (http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473), the fleshlight foot you can F**k

That page, and the comments are pure gold. The internet has been won this week.

[speedpimp]

Looks like something a serial killer would use as a sex toy.

[thesameguy]

Pretty sure serial killers just go with trepanation.

[drew]

Foot fucker

[Godson]

I would still give them a wide berth, but yeah, they tend not to attack humans. Generally speaking, if you don't mess with them, they won't mess with you. Still, some people have been killed.

http://www.bear.org/website/bear-pages/black-bear/bears-a-humans/119-how-dangerous-are-black-bears.html

Totally agree. I don't tend to interact with any wild animals unless I absolutely must. Racoons included.

[speedpimp]

Had a coon living in my ceiling back in '02. Once it was trapped and gone the drop ceiling in the kitchen had to be replaced. Nothing beats walking into the kitchen and having coon piss start pouring out of the ceiling tiles. Somehow it got in under the eaves on the roof and had a field day for a week or so.

[MR2 Fan]

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aypgjoM_460s.jpg

[Alan P]

In which case, how long before insurance companies start lying patients abroad for operations?

[Alan P]

Genius!!

http://i.imgur.com/9L0rEiP.jpg

[Crazed_Insanity]

Somebody has a lot of time on his hand... :D

[Yw-slayer]

In which case, how long before insurance companies start lying patients abroad for operations?

The problem probably arises from the "differing medical standards" and risk of people suffering some mishap en-route.

But yes, medical tourism is big within Asia. It was (not sure about now) cheaper to fly to Bangkok for a few days and spend time in a hospital which specialises in medical check-ups, rather than to get it done in Hong Kong, to the extent that at least one offers "check-up packages": https://www.bumrungrad.com/en/health-check-up-bangkok-thailand/check-up-packages

[Leon]

Heaps of folk from NZ do medical and dental holidays.

[The359]

The only flaw in James Earl Jones is that Vader is an old white guy.

[overpowered]

Jones was the voice. Three different actors wore the suit.

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10420125_1041902585836388_1792665098340435772_n.pn g?oh=d5be6550543ddeb57b4f2805d88ee245&oe=556649F6

[The359]

Jones was the voice. Three different actors wore the suit.

I know. I'm just saying the one we actually saw in the movie was an old white guy.

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw8QIbkw6dE

[overpowered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROYzrm5SBM

[Rare White Ape]

Jones was the voice. Three different actors wore the suit.

I know. I'm just saying the one we actually saw in the movie was an old white guy.

It's OK guys, the joke died a horrible death five posts ago, so you can keep on wrangling.

[overpowered]

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Embarrassing-State-Facts-06-685x356.jpg?0052ab

An Amusingly Embarrassing Fact About Each State. OK, Maybe They’re Not ALL Amusing… (http://twentytwowords.com/an-amusingly-embarrassing-fact-about-each-state-ok-maybe-theyre-not-all-amusing/)

[thesameguy]

:up:

With any luck, the Millbrae sign is next!

[Godson]

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Embarrassing-State-Facts-06-685x356.jpg?0052ab

An Amusingly Embarrassing Fact About Each State. OK, Maybe They’re Not ALL Amusing… (http://twentytwowords.com/an-amusingly-embarrassing-fact-about-each-state-ok-maybe-theyre-not-all-amusing/)

:lol:


That is funny.