Congrats, Mr. Shallow.
You're a welcomed addition to our Old Geezers Club.
Congrats, Mr. Shallow.
You're a welcomed addition to our Old Geezers Club.
acket.
I've given up on any meaningful connections in my life, so yes, its all about toys for me.
Nothing wrong with that.
acket.
Sex swing.
I got none of the things I listed, but I did get some sweet clothes.
Get that weak shit off my track
I got nothing for Christmas from other people.
But I got things I wanted for myself, though, well before Christmas.
A conversation my buddy Vinh and I couple of years ago about getting a couch:
Me: So Janelle and I are thinking about getting a sectional couch.
Vinh: [Surprised look] You guys are messed up.
Me: What's messed up about a sectional couch?
Vinh: Oh.... a SECTIONal couch...
So obviously the term 'sexual couch' has entered our occasional vocabulary.