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tigeraid
July 25th, 2017, 11:40 AM
Hah.

tigeraid
July 25th, 2017, 11:40 AM
And yeah, I just clued in that it was a pressure cooker, then.

Crazed_Insanity
July 25th, 2017, 12:00 PM
Wow, that's insane! Well, at least the wife is probably very attractive.

MR2 Fan
July 29th, 2017, 02:12 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVMMOZv_700b.jpg

21Kid
July 31st, 2017, 03:07 PM
:lol:

speedpimp
July 31st, 2017, 04:26 PM
And yeah, I just clued in that it was a pressure cooker, then.

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

G'day Mate
August 1st, 2017, 05:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQwEgt5j6r4

G'day Mate
August 5th, 2017, 09:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhVRY8ilotc

speedpimp
August 6th, 2017, 08:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiOcTsoUo

Rare White Ape
August 6th, 2017, 12:36 PM
:lol:

"Don't try this at home"

Says man trying that at home.

Leon
August 6th, 2017, 04:13 PM
Wow. I hope that guy hasn't been breeding.

MR2 Fan
August 6th, 2017, 06:43 PM
2512http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2512&d=1502073786

Freude am Fahren
August 6th, 2017, 08:51 PM
Wow. I hope that guy hasn't been breeding.

I have a feeling he hasn't been.

Godson
August 7th, 2017, 10:18 AM
2512http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2512&d=1502073786

"Wise man built his house upon the rock..."

dodint
August 9th, 2017, 10:50 AM
https://i.imgur.com/NOGHJLn.gif

Crazed_Insanity
August 9th, 2017, 11:23 AM
Wtf?!?! They were about the same size!!!

dodint
August 9th, 2017, 11:25 AM
Imagine the plight of the third fish. He's officially on notice.

JoeW
August 9th, 2017, 11:25 AM
Can't wait to see his shit in the morning....

MR2 Fan
August 9th, 2017, 05:45 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL8g3DV_700b.jpg

The359
August 9th, 2017, 07:48 PM
Can't wait to see his shit in the morning....

The other dude is probably still alive in there...

G'day Mate
August 13th, 2017, 05:50 AM
Not sure why I'm posting this but ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBHkIWAJitg

Rare White Ape
August 13th, 2017, 02:49 PM
It's because of the dance.

Or it could be for the amazing portmanteau/pun in the title.

GreatScawt
August 14th, 2017, 03:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Hy9IDHK.gif

dodint
August 15th, 2017, 10:01 AM
The Titanic, compared to a modern day cruise ship.



http://i.imgur.com/01v3bw0.jpg

G'day Mate
August 15th, 2017, 01:37 PM
I started chuckling half way down

2ndMoparMan
August 17th, 2017, 11:56 AM
This guy's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5w86IiXe9s

G'day Mate
August 17th, 2017, 09:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVswiiI_PmU

Rare White Ape
August 18th, 2017, 03:30 AM
Hahaha oh man, I watched that then it led me on a YouTube adventure of discovery, and I found this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJkYGNiBkso

G'day Mate
August 19th, 2017, 04:55 AM
Me being a doofus ... again:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CINGRaN9k9Q

GreatScawt
August 19th, 2017, 09:03 AM
:lol: Love it!

Job done! *Dances with dog*

speedpimp
August 19th, 2017, 11:30 AM
Has anyone ever said you sound like Norm McDonald?

G'day Mate
August 19th, 2017, 02:46 PM
Many

MR2 Fan
August 20th, 2017, 04:54 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL8pMov_700b_v1.jpg

Yw-slayer
August 20th, 2017, 05:03 AM
It actually DOESN'T say what beemovie said it says.

balki
August 21st, 2017, 06:04 AM
Is that possibly real?
I can understand not knowing the I R and S, but the other letters are pretty damn similar their printed counterparts

Are we losing out by kids not knowing cursive?

George
August 21st, 2017, 08:45 AM
Are we losing out by kids not knowing cursive?

Well, the kids are losing out, of course. Ours just started fourth grade and will be learning cursive this year, finally. We had parents' night last week and I was pleased to see big posters of how to write cursive letters on the walls in the classrooms.

They lose out in the short term by not being able to read birthday cards and letters mailed to them from grandparents, aunts & uncles, and other adults.

And who will read historical documents, diaries, personal letters, etc. once cursive is finally abolished in schools? Will it only be trained scientists/historians such as those who can read Egyptian hieroglyphics and Mayan calendars?

21Kid
August 21st, 2017, 10:13 AM
What's the point though??? really.

George
August 21st, 2017, 11:00 AM
Being able to write much more quickly than by printing, obviously. :)

Taking notes in class or during a business meeting comes immediately to mind. Signing one's name on a document. Written communication other people -- writing a thank-you card, etc.

But I'm not a cursive fanatic or anything; I just think it's sad when my kids can't read birthday cards from older relatives. They just want to know if there's money or a check inside and don't care about what's written. I guess I was the same way, though.

And, speaking of fast writing, it's worth noting that (to my knowledge, anyway) shorthand has pretty much died out and we don't seem too much worse off.

21Kid
August 21st, 2017, 12:25 PM
Take notes... :? like on paper? :?

:lol: I can type and take notes much faster than manually writing. :finger: Seriously, have you seen how easy it is to take notes with a Surface Pro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gauy34-Ogw

I only use it for signing my name too. My kids actually have been asking to learn cursive. I think there's a mystique to it. Kind or like an art form.

dodint
August 21st, 2017, 12:32 PM
Teach them calligraphy, then.

Rare White Ape
August 21st, 2017, 06:58 PM
Go all the way and teach them Latin.

21Kid
August 21st, 2017, 08:55 PM
Teach them calligraphy, then. My daughter has a set.

dodint
August 22nd, 2017, 06:13 AM
I wasn't kidding; I learned in middle school.

G'day Mate
August 22nd, 2017, 06:28 AM
I learnt Latin. Really interesting actually!

dodint
August 22nd, 2017, 06:29 AM
Same.

Yw-slayer
August 22nd, 2017, 09:01 AM
Latin and calligraphy (particularly Chinese or Japanese) would rock. Too bad I never learnt any of them. BUT I CAN LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS!!

Godson
August 22nd, 2017, 05:44 PM
Whoopity do.


So can I. :Lol:

Yw-slayer
August 22nd, 2017, 06:50 PM
DATS RIGHT BRO

Sad, little man
August 29th, 2017, 07:41 AM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2553&d=1504021281

2553

tigeraid
August 29th, 2017, 08:15 AM
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

George
August 29th, 2017, 09:18 AM
:eek:

*puts away crayons*

Rare White Ape
August 29th, 2017, 07:11 PM
They've probably popped down to the shops to buy some mershed perderder.

Yw-slayer
August 30th, 2017, 06:29 AM
Looks good to me? :?

Cam
August 30th, 2017, 09:05 AM
Yeah, I'm not seeing a problem.

Freude am Fahren
August 31st, 2017, 10:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=148&v=__vmUH9dZd4&ab_channel=RiffShop

speedpimp
August 31st, 2017, 04:18 PM
Fucking sweet.

G'day Mate
September 1st, 2017, 03:19 AM
This one's got a few funny bits I think ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzRoXBd9HfQ

Sad, little man
September 1st, 2017, 07:58 AM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2558&d=1504281462

2558

21Kid
September 1st, 2017, 10:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=148&v=__vmUH9dZd4&ab_channel=RiffShop

That
is
Amazing!!!

:hard:

MR2 Fan
September 1st, 2017, 02:44 PM
So, this was a thing (Juicero):

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-01/startup-juicero-shutters-operations-and-plans-to-seek-a-buyer?cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_content=business&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

They raised $100 million to sell a device to do something you could do by hand just as easily? and it's internet connected??? WHY????

21Kid
September 1st, 2017, 03:15 PM
:lol:

Rare White Ape
September 1st, 2017, 04:02 PM
WHY????

Because it's 2017, we have Trump, fidget spinners, and people follow David Wolfe on Facebook.

This is worse than that year when all the cool people were dying.

Rare White Ape
September 1st, 2017, 06:04 PM
I just watched the video from Bloomberg. It doesn't even look like there's bits of fruit in the packets - just pre-made juice. And cold pressed juice hasn't shown to be any more nutritious than regularly squeezed juice from fresh fruit anyway.

What a wank.

Yw-slayer
September 1st, 2017, 08:02 PM
Plus juice is idiotic anyway. All of the sugar and none of the fibre.

Godson
September 1st, 2017, 08:38 PM
Because it's 2017, we have Trump, fidget spinners, and people follow David Wolfe on Facebook.

This is worse than that year when all the cool people were dying.

Accurate

MR2 Fan
September 2nd, 2017, 05:56 AM
Plus juice is idiotic anyway. All of the sugar and none of the fibre.

:up:

MR2 Fan
September 2nd, 2017, 03:21 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AyRRo_700b.jpg

Leon
September 2nd, 2017, 03:33 PM
Evil, but well played.

GB
September 2nd, 2017, 03:34 PM
That belongs in the WINS thread.

Phil_SS
September 2nd, 2017, 03:37 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AyRRo_700b.jpg


carp

...

Sad, little man
September 4th, 2017, 03:23 AM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2567&d=1504524111

2567

Rare White Ape
September 4th, 2017, 04:01 AM
http://scontent.fbne3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21369374_10155471783695792_4900637227131439957_n.j pg?oh=6111e486eb445655285f600407166375&oe=5A232FD2

Yw-slayer
September 4th, 2017, 05:19 AM
Eh?

G'day Mate
September 4th, 2017, 06:11 AM
https://metalised.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/420083_10150634251564764_16915489763_8895856_37203 5185_n.jpg

drew
September 4th, 2017, 07:21 AM
:lol:

Kchrpm
September 9th, 2017, 04:14 AM
Eh?
I think "all right" because "nothing left", but it's so subtle and works when read normally, so the pun is easy to miss.

dodint
September 9th, 2017, 04:58 AM
Yes, it's a Dad joke.

MR2 Fan
September 13th, 2017, 04:57 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZg1556_700b_v1.jpg

21Kid
September 13th, 2017, 07:16 AM
Is 9 an unlucky number or something? Windows skipped 9 also.

MR2 Fan
September 13th, 2017, 07:46 AM
Is 9 an unlucky number or something? Windows skipped 9 also.

supposedly Windows skipped 9 because a lot of software referred to windows 95 and 98 versions still, and there may be conflicts

dodint
September 13th, 2017, 07:54 AM
Windows had to skip it because of concerns over issues with Legacy software recognizing Windows 9 as Windows 95 or 98.

Apple did it because they copy their competitors lock step and call it innovation.

dodint
September 13th, 2017, 07:55 AM
Heh. I opened the page like a half hour ago, didn't see your reply!

Freude am Fahren
September 13th, 2017, 10:28 AM
Island of misfit tech:

Windows 9, XBox 2-359, Galaxy Note 6, Gran Turismo 3 (just), iPhone 9

MR2 Fan
September 13th, 2017, 10:39 AM
Heh. I opened the page like a half hour ago, didn't see your reply!

:up:

balki
September 13th, 2017, 12:35 PM
Island of misfit tech:

Windows 9, XBox 2-359, Galaxy Note 6, Gran Turismo 3 (just), iPhone 9
No Xbox one, one s, one x?

SportWagon
September 13th, 2017, 01:51 PM
It has to do with respect for an old 6809 operating system.

21Kid
September 13th, 2017, 02:33 PM
Sorry... I didn't realize it was that obscure. I thought it had some technical reasons why they skipped nine, but I thought there was more to it.



Just as the number four has a bad-luck soundalike in Chinese, 9 is feared in Japan because it sounds similar to the Japanese word for torture or suffering.Superstitious Numbers Around the World (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/09/130913-friday-luck-lucky-superstition-13/)

novicius
September 13th, 2017, 03:39 PM
No Xbox one, one s, one x?
For that matter the Playstation 3 should have it's own yurt.:lol:

Rare White Ape
September 13th, 2017, 11:09 PM
People are going to be surprised when the iPhone 8 is succeeded by the 9, and the X (which is not 10) continues on it's own separate upmarket line.

Yw-slayer
September 13th, 2017, 11:14 PM
Apple did it because they copy their competitors lock step and call it innovation.

"Today, in our Town Squares, we will launch THE NEXT GENERATION. Of your life. Because this is so advanced that... we just had to call it X instead of 9. Things have changed. Reinvented. Perfection. Forever. Again."

Kchrpm
September 14th, 2017, 04:34 AM
People are going to be surprised when the iPhone 8 is succeeded by the 9, and the X (which is not 10) continues on it's own separate upmarket line.

Apparently Apple has only verbalized it as "Ten" and has told people it is not "X".

balki
September 14th, 2017, 05:46 AM
That's...stupid?

Not as disappointed as when i found out Weapon X was weapon 10
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Marvel_Comics_Presents_79.jpg

Rare White Ape
September 14th, 2017, 01:29 PM
Apparently Apple has only verbalized it as "Ten" and has told people it is not "X".

Hah! I didn't know. Thanks for correcting me.

Now excuse me while I go and preorder an Xbox One Ten.

Leon
September 14th, 2017, 03:25 PM
Hah! I didn't know. Thanks for correcting me.

Now excuse me while I go and preorder an Xbox One Ten.

You mean a TenBox One Ten?

Rare White Ape
September 14th, 2017, 06:26 PM
Yeah, just one tenbox one ten

MR2 Fan
September 14th, 2017, 06:27 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ad914PD_700b.jpg

Freude am Fahren
September 14th, 2017, 08:58 PM
No Xbox one, one s, one x?

No, they're all names that were skipped basically. Things that don't exist.

drew
September 15th, 2017, 03:36 AM
You mean a TenBox One Ten?

Ten Bo Ten One Ten

George
September 15th, 2017, 08:23 AM
10BO10110?

Crazed_Insanity
September 15th, 2017, 09:13 AM
This is all very confusing.

But I suppose not as confusing as what Elon did... he fucking built the Model 10 before Model 3, WTF?

Rare White Ape
September 15th, 2017, 01:13 PM
10BO10110?

2BO22?

drew
September 16th, 2017, 10:03 AM
ABOA1A?

Yw-slayer
September 17th, 2017, 06:17 PM
I was on the tram and I actually saw a guy watching a cat video via Facebook on his phone. Wtf

Rare White Ape
September 17th, 2017, 06:33 PM
That journey could've been a whole lot better if you had a Nintendo Switch.

Yw-slayer
September 17th, 2017, 06:46 PM
Nope. It was a 5 minute journey on an HK tram.

speedpimp
September 19th, 2017, 01:12 PM
2594

dodint
September 19th, 2017, 08:05 PM
File name is on point, there.

MR2 Fan
September 26th, 2017, 02:33 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anjvx9B_700b.jpg

21Kid
September 26th, 2017, 11:03 AM
:lol:

I can't even comprehend how that is a thing. :twitch: How can people actually believe something so preposterous?

drew
September 26th, 2017, 01:36 PM
Seriously. If the earth was flat, they could have just had Bruce Willis drill a hole and it'd pass right though, without having to send two shuttles and all that shit.

George
September 26th, 2017, 01:55 PM
:lol:

I can't even comprehend how that is a thing. :twitch: How can people actually believe something so preposterous?

Author Louis L'amour, best known for writing fiction set on land in the 19th century American West, went to sea at an early age and wrote quite a bit about sailing and navigation and life aboard ship and so forth. He also wrote of inter-continental seafaring centuries before Columbus and neatly explained the flat-earth debate something like this (this is not a quote; just something of what I remember).

"Anyone who has been aboard a sea-going vessel or even to the coast knows the earth was round and not flat. They have seen masts of ships disappear over the horizon and then reappear later. Any sincere flat-earther surely never went to sea."

That's a simple and effective way of explaining it.

MR2 Fan
September 26th, 2017, 02:38 PM
Dear doubters, B.o.B wants to prove the Earth is flat once and for all

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/25/us/b-o-b-flat-earth-gofundme-trnd/index.html

Rare White Ape
September 27th, 2017, 01:07 AM
Maybe NASA or SpaceX could piggyback a load just for B.o.B to prove Earth’s flatness.

Launch it to orbital speed. If it flies over again, Earth is round. If it comes back, Earth is flat. Might save him some money.

Better yet, launch him into space, see if he comes back.

balki
September 27th, 2017, 06:08 AM
If BoB raised only$255as the article states then my faith in activity as a whole has been restored
I was going to say something about flat earthers being cheap or poor, but most likely they wouldn't support a 'scientific' experiment no matter the result

Freude am Fahren
September 27th, 2017, 08:46 AM
I'd donate money to send him into space to check it out. He can only come back if he's right.

G'day Mate
September 27th, 2017, 04:36 PM
Wouldn't a simple ride in a hot air balloon be enough?

SkylineObsession
September 27th, 2017, 09:00 PM
Don't know where to post this, but just saw it in a compilation vid on YouTube. Ya'll prolly seen it already, but yeah - it's.... strange.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtIBHfOdyX0

Fogelhund
September 29th, 2017, 05:13 AM
http://nativeonline.us/2017/09/26/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.

“He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

dodint
September 29th, 2017, 05:41 AM
http://www.snopes.com/fbi-seizes-3000-penises-raid-morgue-employees-home/

21Kid
September 29th, 2017, 07:14 AM
I wanted it to be true... :(

dodint
September 29th, 2017, 07:23 AM
Me too, man. Me too.

SkylineObsession
September 29th, 2017, 05:03 PM
Wow, what dicks for making up a story like that.

Rare White Ape
September 29th, 2017, 06:47 PM
You could tell it was fake by the way it was written.

MR2 Fan
October 2nd, 2017, 07:04 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6VB0qm_700b.jpg

JSGeneral
October 3rd, 2017, 09:48 AM
https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/squirrel-proof-bird-feeder-brome-gif.gif

GreatScawt
October 3rd, 2017, 05:28 PM
I can't stop watching this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

GB
October 3rd, 2017, 05:29 PM
That's an "A" for effort right there. (squirrel)

balki
October 4th, 2017, 07:06 AM
I dont get the physics of the squirrel coming from left to right then having it spin in the opposite direction

novicius
October 4th, 2017, 07:22 AM
Electric?

MR2 Fan
October 4th, 2017, 07:24 AM
I dont get the physics of the squirrel coming from left to right then having it spin in the opposite direction

Squirrels are jedi masters


anyway, I know there's some people who put out bird feeders then get mad when squirrels try to steal from them....screw that, birds are boring, I'd rather just put out a squirrel feeder...they're more interesting.

A few people have actually built complex obstacle courses that squirrels go through to get to their food, they can be very smart.

dodint
October 4th, 2017, 11:42 AM
This might be a win, not sure:

https://j.gifs.com/rRZ6Dw.gif

Leon
October 4th, 2017, 02:16 PM
What just happened?

TheBenior
October 4th, 2017, 02:40 PM
If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say that Florida just happened.

MR2 Fan
October 4th, 2017, 02:49 PM
Floridian here...can confirm :p

G'day Mate
October 4th, 2017, 03:14 PM
:lol:

Leon
October 4th, 2017, 03:16 PM
Non Floridian here ... confused.

It appears that somebody tried to spill another person's sushi. They then spilled the sushi by being hit with the tray, instead of hitting the tray.

Or am I entirely missing some in joke?

Freude am Fahren
October 4th, 2017, 03:38 PM
Yeah, seems like it. Basically this girl was hellbent on ruining this guys dinner anyway, so he said fuck it, and smacked it in her face, and she ate shit. I applaud him.

Godson
October 4th, 2017, 04:00 PM
You missed the biggest and most important part. He protected, and drank his beer as he walked away

Leon
October 4th, 2017, 04:29 PM
Ahhhhhhh, because I don't drink beer, I was focused on the "wasting food" aspect :)

G'day Mate
October 4th, 2017, 06:17 PM
I made pulled pork!! ... with beer (duh)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZJXxLBmzts

speedpimp
October 5th, 2017, 03:54 PM
2631

MR2 Fan
October 8th, 2017, 05:27 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aOBPwdD_700b.jpg

MR2 Fan
October 9th, 2017, 03:18 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLjKufyUQAEPIla.jpg:large

21Kid
October 9th, 2017, 10:40 AM
:lol: :up:

balki
October 10th, 2017, 09:57 AM
If Futurama is correct that won't be funny in 2620 when they change the 7th planet's name to Urectum

speedpimp
October 10th, 2017, 03:18 PM
Vagina Mask, just in time for Halloween. (http://dangerousminds.net/comments/omg_theres_a_fully_functional_vagina_mask_for_sale _very_nsfw)
Pic spoilered for obvious reasons.
http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/il_570xN.911087303_9000.jpg

FaultyMario
October 10th, 2017, 03:20 PM
That looks scary without the moustache.

speedpimp
October 10th, 2017, 04:16 PM
Turns out you're right.
2650

dodint
October 10th, 2017, 05:30 PM
Well, I'm gay now.

G'day Mate
October 10th, 2017, 05:42 PM
At least until the anus mask comes out

Crazed_Insanity
October 10th, 2017, 09:14 PM
:o

MR2 Fan
October 13th, 2017, 06:03 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVM2y92_700b.jpg

Yw-slayer
October 13th, 2017, 08:35 PM
:lol:

Godson
October 14th, 2017, 07:03 AM
I could totally see me saying that.

speedpimp
October 14th, 2017, 02:11 PM
:D

MR2 Fan
October 18th, 2017, 08:45 AM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7DpAzz_700b_v1.jpg

George
October 18th, 2017, 09:05 AM
I could totally see me saying that.

I hope you wouldn't write "ur" or start sentences with "So".

Godson
October 18th, 2017, 09:07 AM
I'm no savage.

dodint
October 25th, 2017, 11:12 AM
https://i.redd.it/n0ln1dc20vtz.png

21Kid
October 25th, 2017, 12:00 PM
:erm: I think we need to start having "these people" evaluated for mental health issues.

SportWagon
October 26th, 2017, 09:44 AM
http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2675

...

MR2 Fan
October 26th, 2017, 11:20 AM
:lol:

G'day Mate
October 29th, 2017, 06:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msqNOBoSJtw

MR2 Fan
October 30th, 2017, 05:05 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNU7iSlVQAAiy8o.jpg:large

Leon
October 30th, 2017, 11:12 AM
Winning at the formats.

Rare White Ape
October 30th, 2017, 03:04 PM
Deciding if that was deliberate or not is a bit of a toss-up.

The359
October 30th, 2017, 07:53 PM
There's no way someone named Gale is a prankster

G'day Mate
October 30th, 2017, 08:49 PM
People often spell gross, meaning disgusting, with an e though

G'day Mate
November 2nd, 2017, 11:26 PM
Today I did a little brewery tour!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDhiX3xoFI

It was really cool of them to let me come in with the camera on my head and film stuff :)

Fogelhund
November 9th, 2017, 03:30 PM
http://www.chch.com/hamilton-man-facing-sex-charge-incident-ymca/

A 76-year-old Hamilton man has been arrested after allegedly asking a young boy to engage in sexual activity inside a YMCA change room

Bonar Hunter, 76, was arrested on March 22 and is charged with invitation to sexual touching.

Folks, you can't even make this shit up.

dodint
November 9th, 2017, 04:26 PM
Must have been Mentoring Day again.

Godson
November 9th, 2017, 05:04 PM
I seem to remember a Bonar character previously that is convicted of shit like this.

dodint
November 11th, 2017, 04:28 PM
http://foodenvy.tv/kfc-tracked-down-the-guy-who-figured-out-their-twitter-gag-and-sent-him-something-insane/

http://foodenvy.tv/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-08-at-10.37.23.png

speedpimp
November 12th, 2017, 04:50 AM
Nice.

DelSolMan
November 15th, 2017, 12:39 PM
I'm so proud of the people who live in my city...

https://twitter.com/VPDTrafficUnit/status/930901317995839488

MR2 Fan
November 15th, 2017, 12:43 PM
I'm so proud of the people who live in my city...

https://twitter.com/VPDTrafficUnit/status/930901317995839488


As a side note to that...we've been wondering whether people will want to have self-driving cars and not drive themselves...but seeing people who do this and text/talk all the time, I think it is going to be easier with the younger generations

CudaMan
November 15th, 2017, 06:08 PM
Isn't that a Mazda 3 dash? With a Lexus badge glued on?

Yeah...

MR2 Fan
November 17th, 2017, 08:20 PM
CNN headline reads: "QB Triumphs over Tourette's".

The article is unimportant, I was just imagining what a freakin QB with tourette's would look like

dodint
November 17th, 2017, 09:51 PM
CNN headline reads: "QB Triumphs over Tourette's".

The article is unimportant, I was just imagining what a freakin QB with tourette's would look like


http://youtu.be/3OCHDBB8fuY

TheBenior
November 17th, 2017, 10:40 PM
:lol:

G'day Mate
November 18th, 2017, 03:44 AM
Slightly inebriated me prrattling on about beer ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1raUiRZdUM

G'day Mate
November 18th, 2017, 11:19 PM
This one's better - MYSTERY BEER!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVd6HyPC378

Sad, little man
November 20th, 2017, 04:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIOOUD7V_7I

MR2 Fan
November 25th, 2017, 09:50 PM
Twitter gold

#ThingsIUsuallySayBeforeSex Hope you’re ready to get jabbed in the wrong place so many times you feel like a Capri Sun...

G'day Mate
November 25th, 2017, 11:42 PM
Well I reckon this one is funny:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra22ei1vgwY

speedpimp
November 30th, 2017, 04:29 PM
2752

Crazed_Insanity
December 1st, 2017, 12:29 PM
Mmm..., makes me want to clean my ass with celery.

wtf?!?!?!? What were the ad folks thinking back then...

MR2 Fan
December 1st, 2017, 12:30 PM
:rolleyes:

speedpimp
December 1st, 2017, 03:13 PM
What were the ad folks thinking back then...

I wonder what nature's floss for the colon is?

Kchrpm
December 2nd, 2017, 07:30 AM
wtf?!?!?!? What were the ad folks thinking back then...

After a quick Google search:


This is a contemporary comic "Devil Chef" that really captures the feel of sixties advertising. So it's entirely satirical and therefore less funny to me than when I thought it was a vintage ad.

http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/93-380/Devil-Chef

dodint
December 4th, 2017, 10:01 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQNjS6FXcAI9Y_i.jpg

G'day Mate
December 10th, 2017, 11:35 AM
100th video, plus a spider:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCsIzkBwur0

dodint
December 13th, 2017, 05:17 AM
https://i.imgur.com/g6MrzSg.gif

novicius
December 13th, 2017, 05:35 AM
They win Christmas.

Rare White Ape
December 13th, 2017, 12:56 PM
Is Chevy Chase driving that car?

George
December 13th, 2017, 01:01 PM
If it weren't for the oh-so-American car, I'd think that was one of those Russian dashcam videos.

dodint
December 19th, 2017, 07:17 AM
https://i.redd.it/bmojp48j6t401.jpg

novicius
December 19th, 2017, 07:45 AM
People are amazing creatures. :)

I want to promise them the free bus ride for 20 people and then show up in the Bananastang just to watch her meltdown. :lol:

dodint
December 19th, 2017, 07:48 AM
NEXT!

George
December 19th, 2017, 08:05 AM
Whoever blocked out that angry person's name was unnecessarily kind.

Yw-slayer
December 19th, 2017, 08:17 AM
I agree with George.

Rare White Ape
December 19th, 2017, 10:05 AM
Lay off guys, they’re allowed to take that tone because it’s for a church.

speedpimp
December 19th, 2017, 10:11 AM
NEXT!

G'day Mate
December 19th, 2017, 12:36 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/srb5k.jpg

Freude am Fahren
December 20th, 2017, 03:58 PM
Can we please merge the two meme threads??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY&ab_channel=gr18vidz14kidz

Rare White Ape
December 20th, 2017, 10:39 PM
:lol:

G'day Mate
December 21st, 2017, 02:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZw8DHGKqBU

Fiat500
December 21st, 2017, 04:26 PM
Is that motorcycle in the background supposed to look like Toothless the dragon?

G'day Mate
December 21st, 2017, 06:36 PM
:lol:

MR2 Fan
December 22nd, 2017, 12:44 PM
why is "W" called "double u" when it looks like a double v?

FaultyMario
December 22nd, 2017, 01:12 PM
its etymology?

Kchrpm
December 22nd, 2017, 01:24 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W

MR2 Fan
December 22nd, 2017, 01:43 PM
it was mostly rhetorical, like why do men have nipples and why is the sky green? (Thanks Trump's EPA)

MR2 Fan
December 23rd, 2017, 11:55 AM
A Florida man now living in Bali is fighting for his life after he fell from a roof while chasing a monkey that had stolen his favourite Pittsburgh Steelers cap.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-man-fighting-for-his-life-after-chasing-monkey-1.3734134

Even when they no longer live in Florida, they get blamed for being Floridians! (says the Floridian posting this)

Yw-slayer
December 31st, 2017, 04:12 PM
https://m.ebay.com/itm/2009-Dodge-Challenger/162808946608?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F7 11-53200-19255-0%2F1%3Ftype%3D4%26campid%3D5336790919%26toolid%3D 10001%26afsrc%3D1%26customid%3D33330X911653Xaa09b6 3391370567a983e567ce5508a7%26mpre%3Dhttps%253A%252 F%252Fwww.ebay.com%252Fitm%252F2009-Dodge-Challenger%252F162808946608%253Fhash%253Ditem25e82 b5fb0%253Ag%253AJc4AAOSwPzhaNm8L%2526vxp%253Dmtr%2 526autorefresh%253Dtrue%26srcrot%3D711-53200-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1405861504455&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=true

Must buy?

Cam
January 1st, 2018, 08:02 AM
There is a woman that regularly drives to the nearby park to walk her dogs. I never really thought anything of it until this morning when I saw where she drives from. She lives about three blocks away. I often walk my dog past her house to get to the park. You DRIVE THREE EFFING BLOCKS TO WALK YOUR DOGS?! I measured it on Gmaps: half-a-mile. It takes me about seven minutes to walk that. She's part of what is wrong with North American society. :smh:

Godson
January 1st, 2018, 08:50 AM
Before my accident I would walk Murphy 5-8 miles per day.

TheBenior
January 1st, 2018, 01:13 PM
I've been walking my dog 0 miles per day since it got down to single digit cold.

G'day Mate
January 1st, 2018, 05:17 PM
Probably an "epic win", but that thread should die :P

Group builds island to avoid NZ drinking ban (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-02/group-builds-island-to-avoid-nz-drinking-ban/9297776)

Rare White Ape
January 1st, 2018, 05:44 PM
Hahaha :up:

If they did that in Australia the water police would be out there hitting them with batons.

G'day Mate
January 1st, 2018, 08:54 PM
NZ seems to be the last remaining bastion of larekinism

Freude am Fahren
January 4th, 2018, 05:59 PM
https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26239336_10107618232472902_4163891905013276735_n.j pg?oh=abb770f5b4b30b2e74f0e2579cbc5b6a&oe=5AF1DDD4

novicius
January 4th, 2018, 06:06 PM
:lol: :up:

TheBenior
January 4th, 2018, 06:11 PM
:lol:

balki
January 5th, 2018, 08:47 AM
There is a woman that regularly drives to the nearby park to walk her dogs. I never really thought anything of it until this morning when I saw where she drives from. She lives about three blocks away. I often walk my dog past her house to get to the park. You DRIVE THREE EFFING BLOCKS TO WALK YOUR DOGS?! I measured it on Gmaps: half-a-mile. It takes me about seven minutes to walk that. She's part of what is wrong with North American society. :smh:
Any chance that she's a dog walker and the first two dogs come from miles away?

Godson, 5-8 miles is obscene. I don't think I've ever gotten upto 3 miles (i let the other dogs in the park try to tire him out, rarely happens)

Cam
January 5th, 2018, 09:05 AM
No. I was walking to the park and saw her drive out of her driveway. Seven minutes later I got the the park and she was there.

balki
January 5th, 2018, 10:53 AM
I wish i could say I don't know people like that

Godson
January 5th, 2018, 04:14 PM
Any chance that she's a dog walker and the first two dogs come from miles away?

Godson, 5-8 miles is obscene. I don't think I've ever gotten upto 3 miles (i let the other dogs in the park try to tire him out, rarely happens)

A male doberman pup can easily do that and more. I took him on a three mile run before my accident, and he crashed when we got back, for like 20 minutes...

HIGH energy breed

balki
January 5th, 2018, 04:24 PM
I mean it's overkill for the human, a lot mutts can run a 100 marathons a year without doping or intense training.
My dog is has gotten circles run around him by shepards but a he can still outrun Usain Bolt and Mo Farah. Yet I still try to beat him upstairs, down hills, ... I'm like 0 for 1000

MR2 Fan
January 5th, 2018, 06:38 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aOB6wG6_460s.jpg

G'day Mate
January 12th, 2018, 01:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpEmqyBrfQ

GB
January 21st, 2018, 05:21 PM
2827

G'day Mate
January 31st, 2018, 01:12 PM
Another video of me drinking beer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg-ImhpyNn0

G'day Mate
February 1st, 2018, 03:28 AM
Aaaand me making beer with a friend why not ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeMTMogrg4

(this one's actually pretty funny IMO)

Rare White Ape
February 7th, 2018, 02:00 AM
The following tweet features the former Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, who was against the idea of gay marriage, at the wedding of his lesbian sister, who got married at the weekend, during the presice moment that the couple were declared wifey and wifey.

It is a delicious video.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonightly/status/960765953339346944

novicius
February 7th, 2018, 04:07 AM
What else needs be said? :lol: :up:

21Kid
February 7th, 2018, 09:15 AM
Does he have peanut butter stuck to his tongue?

Rare White Ape
February 7th, 2018, 12:31 PM
The story of Abbott’s Prime Ministership is a strange, and mercifully short one, since he got the boot. If you guys had more exposure to Australian politics… it would’ve been an amazing sideshow for you.

This sign was held up at a protest rally some years ago. It’s brilliant.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbhEqV5HoAYrPeVygdRRoppXfLrrT7-h2wSjCUAbXIBP_tHA_jXaJhFKHNjQ

dodint
February 8th, 2018, 09:30 AM
Arm day:

https://i.imgur.com/amAy61h.jpg

novicius
February 8th, 2018, 11:58 AM
:lol:

Cam
February 8th, 2018, 12:02 PM
WTF? Someone was taking the piss there. :lol:

"Boss, the inspector says we need a handicapped ramp."

"I'll show them a handicapped ramp."

George
February 8th, 2018, 12:23 PM
Looks like fun coming down.

Wheeee!

Rare White Ape
February 8th, 2018, 12:52 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/isQYtYsSYbsjKl-a3DmX6zswOziIlp0JycZPYgwQ4rG-nsXEhQEXfuzIjQl4fMf019dwUm9yT7gCI0P2Svfd3O82zkh0TR JhT__u5UveJtzVKgnZExrwM76A=w260-h187-nc

Godson
February 8th, 2018, 03:42 PM
Having been in a wheelchair.



Fuck that. You'd tip over. I pitty whoever would push you up.

MR2 Fan
February 11th, 2018, 11:08 PM
Pure FAIL....like, lost faith in humanity fail


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub6FIPpojoI

George
February 12th, 2018, 10:18 AM
Having been in a wheelchair...

Recently declassified footage of Godson's last ride:

http://i.imgur.com/3xeHWBF.gif

And to think he fooled us all with that motorcycle story. :D

Cam
February 12th, 2018, 10:41 AM
:eek:

Where's the cringe emoji?

drew
February 12th, 2018, 03:08 PM
I suppose the good thing was that the fence wasn't what stopped him.

:lol:

MR2 Fan
February 12th, 2018, 05:36 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBx16AO_700b.jpg

G'day Mate
February 12th, 2018, 05:41 PM
Yeah ... you guys have quite a reputation to be honest ;)