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Rare White Ape
February 12th, 2014, 03:20 AM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/12/5amumadu.jpg

GB
February 12th, 2014, 05:32 AM
Missing RWA and Scott's references?

You don't know of Robocop?

Yw-slayer
February 12th, 2014, 06:48 AM
No, couldn't see RWA's original video for some reason. Seems OK now. Thanks.

Yw-slayer
February 12th, 2014, 06:51 AM
No, couldn't see RWA's original video for some reason. Seems OK now. Thanks. Although I'm not sure I'm OK after having watched it...

GreatScawt
February 12th, 2014, 07:54 AM
Were you talking about my comment on the video or the cartoon?

Sad, little man
February 12th, 2014, 03:59 PM
Sooooo............ Raleigh......... Raleigh is not doing so well with this storm. :|

http://gtxforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=264&d=1392253150

264

The359
February 12th, 2014, 05:57 PM
It always amazes me how lacking in common sense people get in areas that rarely get snow.

overpowered
February 12th, 2014, 07:56 PM
Around here, people can't even handle driving in light rain.

Jason
February 13th, 2014, 02:45 AM
DC is in total shut down mode, thank god. We had a storm a few years ago, that the government stayed open for, and it was a clusterfuck.

Rare White Ape
February 13th, 2014, 02:46 AM
Yeah, everyone's a crap driver and I've never driven crap in my life.

I know how you feel bro.

overpowered
February 13th, 2014, 06:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrxPuk0JefA

Freude am Fahren
February 13th, 2014, 06:53 AM
Fantastic. I love how the spin rate started lining up with the frame-rate so you could actually see what it was about the hit.

FaultyMario
February 13th, 2014, 07:41 AM
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgXaZ-wCAAAqfeg.jpg

LULZ time, Time!

I said, LOL, now where the real cover?

overpowered
February 13th, 2014, 10:13 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1932421_10152010804618763_1562527625_n.png

Crazed_Insanity
February 14th, 2014, 08:50 AM
For those who do teleconferences and haven't seen this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

Jason
February 14th, 2014, 09:44 AM
:up:

Every fucking time :lol:

George
February 14th, 2014, 09:48 AM
That video is too perfect. I'm laughing in my cubicle.

LHutton
February 14th, 2014, 12:27 PM
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgXaZ-wCAAAqfeg.jpg

LULZ time, Time!

I said, LOL, now where the real cover?
You could get the School of the Americas to draft one.

GreatScawt
February 14th, 2014, 01:08 PM
Half posting to show you guys, half to remember to watch the video when I'm not at work.

http://dedmaxopka.livejournal.com/72833.html

Jason
February 14th, 2014, 01:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gLDYtH1RH-U#t=293

Annnnnnd I'm throwing up.

overpowered
February 14th, 2014, 01:48 PM
I'm just amazed that they could still see the ground from 650m (0.4 miles) in Shanghai.

Drachen596
February 14th, 2014, 03:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

overpowered
February 15th, 2014, 12:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hvZkBpUJs

LHutton
February 15th, 2014, 01:19 AM
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bog-pic.jpg

Godson
February 16th, 2014, 01:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hvZkBpUJs

I know it is Betty White, and Donald Glover on the right. Who's the guy on the left?

speedpimp
February 16th, 2014, 01:10 PM
Danny Puddy, aka Abed, on Community.

overpowered
February 16th, 2014, 06:14 PM
http://thebloggess.com/2014/02/someones-gonna-need-a-tetanus-shot/

Godson
February 16th, 2014, 08:07 PM
Fantastic.

Crazed_Insanity
February 17th, 2014, 06:57 AM
:lol: That'd probably make a good vibrator for a female Borg or something...

overpowered
February 17th, 2014, 10:11 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/14/-wayne-bryson-phone--footage-having-sex-staffordshire-bull-terrier-dog_n_4787529.html

Sad, little man
February 17th, 2014, 01:24 PM
Some guy made a website where anyone can log on and play one single pokemon game along with the rest of the internets. The results are about as pointless and hilarious as you would expect... Basically a lot of running around in circles and opening/closing menus. Apparently they've gotten halfway through the game over the course of several days though.

You can watch and/or play here:

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

Rob
February 17th, 2014, 01:28 PM
Yeah. I was lol'ing at gifs people had captured of that. Twenty people per second typing in all kinds of contradictory instructions including "exit" and "quit" whilst the little dude on screen just walked up then down then up then down.....:lol:

Jason
February 17th, 2014, 03:53 PM
That'd be so frustrating.

overpowered
February 17th, 2014, 04:18 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1904269_760817547272592_2111019945_n.jpg

overpowered
February 17th, 2014, 04:39 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31/894443_760757517278595_888979948_o.jpg

Godson
February 17th, 2014, 04:47 PM
:lol:

Sad, little man
February 17th, 2014, 06:38 PM
That'd be so frustrating.

Heh, with several thousand people playing at any one time, you can't even really tell which inputs are yours. It probably ends up being pretty close to a completely random sequence of button presses. There must be some down-time though if they were actually able to make meaningful progress in the game.

G'day Mate
February 17th, 2014, 08:25 PM
Hah, that's awesome

overpowered
February 18th, 2014, 06:52 PM
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1779234_762188437135503_1460300027_n.jpg

GreatScawt
February 19th, 2014, 07:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/By7p0P6.jpg

Godson
February 19th, 2014, 09:57 PM
A+ response.

Yw-slayer
February 19th, 2014, 10:57 PM
And he's a fucking cunt.

Jason
February 20th, 2014, 03:25 AM
Cue outrage.

overpowered
February 20th, 2014, 07:03 AM
Seriously?

Jason
February 20th, 2014, 09:50 AM
:lol:

Rare White Ape
February 20th, 2014, 12:20 PM
Could've set your watch to it.

George
February 20th, 2014, 01:18 PM
*golf clap*

overpowered
February 20th, 2014, 03:55 PM
http://road.cc/content/news/107809-point-making-rider-hits-back-jeremy-clarkson

Freude am Fahren
February 20th, 2014, 04:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JhMU6mW.jpg
(In Chicago)

Freude am Fahren
February 20th, 2014, 07:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs

thesameguy
February 20th, 2014, 07:34 PM
http://road.cc/content/news/107809-point-making-rider-hits-back-jeremy-clarkson

Odd. I was told by a member of this forum that this situation positively never happens - cyclists holding up traffic by taking a lane. Must be a weird, one-off UK thing.

Rare White Ape
February 20th, 2014, 08:05 PM
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/deborahkla/23693871/310040/310040_original.jpg

overpowered
February 20th, 2014, 09:27 PM
Odd. I was told by a member of this forum that this situation positively never happens - cyclists holding up traffic by taking a lane. Must be a weird, one-off UK thing.For significant distance? No. A safe place to pass always presents itself eventually. Usually it's sooner rather than later.

Of course, whiny ignorant crybaby super bitches like Clarkson think that being slowed down for even a few seconds is the end of the world. Nevermind the fact that they endure slow downs from other motorists every single time that they drive.

Of course, I'm sure you'll keep whining like a bitch over even the tiniest delay because you're entitled.

overpowered
February 20th, 2014, 11:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_VuLVQVBFA

Rob
February 21st, 2014, 12:50 AM
Odd. I was told by a member of this forum that this situation positively never happens - cyclists holding up traffic by taking a lane. Must be a weird, one-off UK thing.

Every day I walk 5-10 minutes between the bus stop and my office. Every day I must be imagining the 3 cyclists MINIMUM that ride past me on the (pedestrian only) kerb, usually before running a red light and sailing across a pedestrian crossing and cross traffic.

It's probably actually cars but I'm just choosing to subconsciously victimise cyclists.

Yw-slayer
February 21st, 2014, 02:08 AM
Can we stick with the fact that Clarkson is a fucking cunt anyway, and move the cycling victimisation etc. debate to the Cycling thread (or just kill it)?

Godson
February 21st, 2014, 03:44 AM
I thought it was a fantastic response in so much that a "cyclist" Wouldn't know what a good car show would entail.



And everybody knows he's a twat.

Rare White Ape
February 21st, 2014, 04:03 AM
It is funny on its own merits.

The cycling hysteria is the cherry on top.

Yw-slayer
February 21st, 2014, 04:53 AM
I thought it was a fantastic response in so much that a "cyclist" Wouldn't know what a good car show would entail.

That's cuntishness in the extreme, mainly because it's a polarising response. A lot of cyclists are car enthusiasts, many of the latter don't mind the former, and this BS isn't helping. He can fuck right off.

GreatScawt
February 21st, 2014, 04:54 AM
It is funny on its own merits.

The cycling hysteria is the cherry on top.

*troll face*

thesameguy
February 21st, 2014, 09:16 AM
It's probably actually cars but I'm just choosing to subconsciously victimise cyclists.

I suspect that's true. It's gotten so deep into my subconscious that when I was in the garage over the weekend filling the tires on our bikes I pushed myself into my shelving. It hurt, but I deserved it.



Can we stick with the fact that Clarkson is a fucking cunt anyway, and move the cycling victimisation etc. debate to the Cycling thread (or just kill it)?

I'm going to need some time to think about this.

Godson
February 21st, 2014, 09:20 AM
Clarkson has always been a megalomaniac and a cunt. I think his current actions are just making it more apparent to those who didn't already think so.

Kchrpm
February 21st, 2014, 10:23 AM
I always just thought he did them as shtick for comedy/publicity. This doesn't change my opinion. If I'm wrong, I wouldn't be surprised, though.

Kchrpm
February 21st, 2014, 04:01 PM
Cute young girl invites me to go to the club with her and her friends. I *hate* clubs. Anywhere else...

Yw-slayer
February 21st, 2014, 04:03 PM
And that's why you're single.

Kchrpm
February 21st, 2014, 04:16 PM
Indeed. Also, I put this in the wrong thread. Epic fail indeed. Right thread! Redemption!

Yeti
February 21st, 2014, 04:17 PM
I personally love paying $9 for a PBR and listening to Pit Bull in a cramped space full of sweaty douchebags and flashing lights.

Jason
February 21st, 2014, 04:21 PM
:lol: at all of the above.

A++ would read again.

Alan P
February 21st, 2014, 04:54 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhBBKTFIIAAZNoC.jpg


Made me smile anyway.

TheBenior
February 21st, 2014, 05:04 PM
I personally love paying $9 for a PBR and listening to Pit Bull in a cramped space full of sweaty douchebags and flashing lights.

:lol:

Also, after waiting in line so that the club can look busier than it is.

Yw-slayer
February 22nd, 2014, 02:47 AM
True, although I didn't say I like going to clubs, OR that Keith has to like it.

MR2 Fan
February 22nd, 2014, 06:11 AM
True, although I didn't say I like going to clubs, OR that Keith has to like it.

You do like going to clubs, remember?

thesameguy
February 22nd, 2014, 09:53 AM
I personally love paying $9 for a PBR and listening to Pit Bull in a cramped space full of sweaty douchebags and flashing lights.

You're doing the math wrong. The $9 is for the cute girl. The PBR, Pit Bill, sweaty douchebags, and flashing lights are free. If you want more time with her, it's another $9 - but you get all the free stuff again, too.

Godson
February 22nd, 2014, 12:26 PM
Where the fuck are you guys going to pay $9 for a fuckin' PBR? Please tell me that is at least a pounder.


And everyone wonders why I go with Gin and Tonics and sit in the corner and talk to all the people who don't dance.

speedpimp
February 22nd, 2014, 03:47 PM
And how is that $25 G&T? Hopefully better than the $35 Courvoisier.

Freude am Fahren
February 22nd, 2014, 03:56 PM
Where are you guys going out, South Beach?

21Kid
February 22nd, 2014, 04:15 PM
Basically anywhere in Chicago...

Godson
February 22nd, 2014, 04:54 PM
My g&t is $3 at one of the biggest bar areas.

Rob
February 22nd, 2014, 05:25 PM
It's hardly going to be Hendricks at that price.

Yw-slayer
February 22nd, 2014, 05:38 PM
You do like going to clubs, remember?

Heh, not any more. Getting old, and I hardly drink now!

Godson
February 22nd, 2014, 09:12 PM
It's hardly going to be Hendricks at that price.

It's most likely the equivalent to gin is to PBR is to beer.

Kchrpm
February 23rd, 2014, 01:40 PM
Local 12 in Cincinnati does a wonderful Frozen + bad traffic combo. Great stuff.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jWw0WEtZJRQ

Rob
February 24th, 2014, 01:58 AM
It's most likely the equivalent to gin is to PBR is to beer.

TAKE THAT BACK.

Kchrpm
February 24th, 2014, 05:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uT3SBzmDxGk

overpowered
February 24th, 2014, 06:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsYO0ZAfKE

Godson
February 24th, 2014, 07:02 AM
I saw that yesterday.


Awesome!

Rare White Ape
February 25th, 2014, 06:09 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhUvRyoIQAA3o80.jpg:large

MR2 Fan
February 25th, 2014, 06:18 PM
:lol:

Godson
February 26th, 2014, 06:42 AM
http://themetapicture.com/angry-scientist-finds-uneducated-internet-comment-and-delivers-badass-response/

Godson
February 26th, 2014, 07:02 AM
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1898075_10153865679770484_790410950_n.jpg

GreatScawt
February 26th, 2014, 07:58 AM
http://flappybraille.ndre.gr

Godson
February 26th, 2014, 08:15 AM
fantastic

Kchrpm
February 26th, 2014, 09:52 AM
Hey, an actual prediction! In bed doesn't really work though.

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/p526x296/1780800_667397548339_990524055_n.jpg


Are you sure they didn't just spell 'mail' wrong?

Sharpshooter :up:

overpowered
February 26th, 2014, 05:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO6CesdSwQ0

overpowered
February 26th, 2014, 06:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WATrM9GSzyE

From Reno 911

neanderthal
February 26th, 2014, 07:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uT3SBzmDxGk

That is epic.

I like the kid rocking out.

Kchrpm
February 27th, 2014, 05:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dRIgmKGDqFM

GB
February 27th, 2014, 07:12 AM
I'm no Jeff Gordon fan-boy or anything, but jeez, that guy's pretty talented. Circle-track NASCAR driver, he did a fine job in Montoya's F1 car, he's a decent TV commentator, and during these two commercials he's a pretty good actor and a gymkhana driver.

Pretty funny.

Kchrpm
February 27th, 2014, 07:22 AM
He didn't do the driving in the first commercial.

Crazed_Insanity
February 27th, 2014, 07:28 AM
Yeah, gotta hand it to him for his acting talents! The driving stunts weren't as impressive as the 1st commercial though..., but this taxi is a lousier car...

overpowered
February 27th, 2014, 05:16 PM
For fud:

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1970737_10153904261240193_1986561410_n.png

GB
February 27th, 2014, 05:38 PM
He didn't do the driving in the first commercial.

Oh. Well, shit.

overpowered
February 27th, 2014, 06:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MTufkpd.jpg

overpowered
February 27th, 2014, 06:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pDFLsu5.jpg

Godson
February 27th, 2014, 08:27 PM
http://www.break.com/video/here-it-is-the-most-insane-news-story-of-2014-2582249

Dicknose
February 28th, 2014, 02:25 AM
That is epic.

I like the kid rocking out.

And doing the "angus" on his back.

Rare White Ape
February 28th, 2014, 06:06 AM
Normally I wouldn't cross-post from FB to anywhere else, but holy fuck man...

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622145_274918859341933_306911938_n.jpg

Rob
February 28th, 2014, 07:59 AM
Oh, that's good.

Godson
February 28th, 2014, 11:46 AM
Holy fuck..

Godson
February 28th, 2014, 11:46 AM
That gets more and more entertaining the more I look at it

GreatScawt
February 28th, 2014, 12:20 PM
That last panel, though. Man. What the fuck.

Crazed_Insanity
February 28th, 2014, 02:11 PM
I don't get all of the panels.

overpowered
February 28th, 2014, 03:26 PM
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1982095_10152231494664455_1638897931_n.jpg

Phil_SS
February 28th, 2014, 03:28 PM
:lol:

speedpimp
February 28th, 2014, 04:13 PM
I don't get all of the panels.
Good and leave it at that.

Yw-slayer
February 28th, 2014, 04:15 PM
Talk about warped.

speedpimp
February 28th, 2014, 04:18 PM
Yeah, that's some fucked up shit.

Rare White Ape
February 28th, 2014, 05:25 PM
I think it's some of his best work.

overpowered
February 28th, 2014, 06:19 PM
http://bang-on-wholesale.com/products/EPluribusAnus_1759.jpeg

Rare White Ape
February 28th, 2014, 08:51 PM
Puma motocross gloves.

http://i.imgur.com/C376r.jpg

LHutton
March 1st, 2014, 05:19 AM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/givemeyourcash.png

Freude am Fahren
March 1st, 2014, 08:18 AM
:lol: at the Puma gloves. I wonder how people would react if Rickie Fowler wore a golfing version.

LHutton
March 1st, 2014, 08:44 AM
:lol: I was slow. I didn't figure it out at first.

Kchrpm
March 1st, 2014, 02:53 PM
Wow, I didn't get it until you guys said there was something to get.

Freude am Fahren
March 2nd, 2014, 05:36 AM
Someone made a song using Jeff Goldblum's weird laugh from Jurassic Park (http://www.avclub.com/article/someone-made-song-using-jeff-goldblums-weird-laugh-201676)

Freude am Fahren
March 2nd, 2014, 05:38 AM
http://www.freudeamfoto.com/gtx/fittingsuggestions.png

LHutton
March 2nd, 2014, 10:16 AM
http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/101485720/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/carnaval.jpg

speedpimp
March 2nd, 2014, 11:54 AM
:D

GreatScawt
March 2nd, 2014, 01:56 PM
I'm gonna dink, baby.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyOGTSkda6M

overpowered
March 2nd, 2014, 02:18 PM
It just keeps on giving.

Freude am Fahren
March 2nd, 2014, 07:34 PM
http://www.freudeamfoto.com/gtx/cagie.jpg

drew
March 3rd, 2014, 03:38 AM
:lol:

Godson
March 3rd, 2014, 07:02 AM
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1982177_642253505823530_314246556_n.jpg




I found this kind of humorous.

overpowered
March 3rd, 2014, 07:38 AM
http://www.empireave.com/uncategorized/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/

drew
March 3rd, 2014, 02:17 PM
Approved.

overpowered
March 4th, 2014, 12:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VM44bM77M

overpowered
March 4th, 2014, 01:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4vE_vpkr90

http://huvrtech.com/

Godson
March 4th, 2014, 02:07 PM
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1920351_10153920220245193_871202297_n.png

George
March 4th, 2014, 02:48 PM
Thumbs up for the Elvis/Keith Moon clip!

speedpimp
March 4th, 2014, 04:34 PM
You should see her make a sausage disappear.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/speedpimp/shemakesitdisappear.gif

Rare White Ape
March 4th, 2014, 11:41 PM
The things she can do with a bollard in her mouth are astounding.

overpowered
March 5th, 2014, 06:43 AM
http://xkcd.com/1331/

Freude am Fahren
March 5th, 2014, 08:10 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr04/1/8/enhanced-334-1393681990-5.jpg

thesameguy
March 5th, 2014, 10:48 PM
Ah, that brought back fond memories of Maddox, and why he is better than your kids.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

speedpimp
March 6th, 2014, 03:05 PM
Found this on another forum in a "Post An Interesting Photo" thread. It certainly meets those criteria.
331

thesameguy
March 6th, 2014, 07:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

Kid just wants to do hood rat stuff with his friends.

overpowered
March 6th, 2014, 07:36 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bh5slLpIgAA4H6C.jpg

21Kid
March 7th, 2014, 05:25 AM
Amazon needs to refine their search criteria...


Health & Personal Care › Personal Care › Oral Hygiene › Toothpaste › "pump"

Related Searches: pussy pump.

FaultyMario
March 7th, 2014, 06:35 AM
It gives a good lip cleaning too?

overpowered
March 7th, 2014, 08:32 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/when_you_assume.png

thesameguy
March 7th, 2014, 09:34 AM
It gives a good lip cleaning too?

ROFL!

overpowered
March 7th, 2014, 10:54 AM
http://sftimes.s3.amazonaws.com/a/9/a/a/a9aabc06851fa61b8a137c352d612ebf.jpg

http://sftimes.co/?id=132

LHutton
March 7th, 2014, 11:21 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/when_you_assume.png
You make an, "ass out of you 'n' me n-umption". - Samuel L. Jackson.

21Kid
March 7th, 2014, 12:33 PM
Those snow drawings are amazing... That guy has a lot of time on his hands.

Crazed_Insanity
March 7th, 2014, 12:49 PM
Yeah, with that initial pic shown, I thought it's some sort of quilt or something, but gosh, that's one amazing snow art! :up:

21Kid
March 7th, 2014, 12:50 PM
There's more... click the link.

LHutton
March 8th, 2014, 01:19 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1900110_659804817388567_787113943_n.jpg

Freude am Fahren
March 8th, 2014, 05:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Og4LaB1Zc

Godson
March 8th, 2014, 08:10 AM
:lol:

Rare White Ape
March 8th, 2014, 01:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gPZkv0f.gif

Freude am Fahren
March 8th, 2014, 02:02 PM
Maybe he's colorblind!

Leon
March 8th, 2014, 02:43 PM
it's from a recent Top Gear Episode :)

Drachen596
March 8th, 2014, 03:21 PM
Take cover. Butthurt is imminent and will be very hazardous to people pets and structures.

Jason
March 8th, 2014, 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gPZkv0f.gif

Fucking beautiful :lol:

thesameguy
March 8th, 2014, 03:39 PM
I am going to pre-emptively call bullshit.

Just to get it out of the way.

Rare White Ape
March 8th, 2014, 03:44 PM
it's from a recent Top Gear Episode :)

Is it?

Why oh why did I share it? Clarkson is a big cock :(

Leon
March 8th, 2014, 09:02 PM
Yes, he and Jeremy both did an ad about bicycle "safety".

LHutton
March 9th, 2014, 01:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqhMSuX_9E8

Yw-slayer
March 9th, 2014, 01:36 AM
Clarkson and Jeremy. Yes.

jimeezlady
March 9th, 2014, 07:10 AM
Yep...

336

Jason
March 9th, 2014, 10:54 AM
It's sad that there's a whole generation that never got to experience the glory of goatse. :(

Sad, little man
March 9th, 2014, 11:40 AM
I'm pretty sure there are many generations that never got to experience the glory of goatse. And, I would argue that our society is better because of it. ;)

speedpimp
March 9th, 2014, 01:36 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure there are cave paintings, stone carvings and lithographs of goatse waiting to be discovered.

Sad, little man
March 9th, 2014, 02:24 PM
Wow, this is some excellent execution...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs

tigeraid
March 9th, 2014, 02:42 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure there are cave paintings, stone carvings and lithographs of goatse waiting to be discovered.


http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/5/3/collegehumor.949365e529a0a627c576e4f3a5c873fe.jpg

Freude am Fahren
March 9th, 2014, 03:08 PM
:lol:

Jason
March 9th, 2014, 04:14 PM
:up:

Godson
March 9th, 2014, 07:42 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1526418_10201903696940909_842074391_n.jpg

Godson
March 10th, 2014, 01:45 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1898092_10152932917620476_1629430002_n.png

speedpimp
March 10th, 2014, 03:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UesvHN3qq4

Yw-slayer
March 10th, 2014, 05:48 PM
HIPPO WINS, PERFECT

overpowered
March 11th, 2014, 08:09 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10013347_838793226147326_284353687_n.jpg

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/03/11/288995340/obama-goes-between-the-ferns-to-talk-with-zach-galifianakis

Godson
March 11th, 2014, 08:27 PM
I was crying during that episode.

Yw-slayer
March 12th, 2014, 03:32 AM
Fucking genius, particularly if that was all ad hoc.

Crazed_Insanity
March 12th, 2014, 08:59 AM
Obama was pretty good in it, ad hoc or not...

overpowered
March 12th, 2014, 10:03 AM
It all seemed scripted to me, but I still enjoyed it.

Freude am Fahren
March 12th, 2014, 11:32 AM
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_258_20140310023804.jpg

FaultyMario
March 12th, 2014, 11:45 AM
#6 I was just watching that clip of Life of Brian.

21Kid
March 12th, 2014, 11:52 AM
#4 is wrong.

Crazed_Insanity
March 12th, 2014, 11:59 AM
What's wrong with #4? I thought Newton was pretty clever!

Anyway, I don't quite get #3, but as Rob would point out, I'm not much of a logician anyway. :p

21Kid
March 12th, 2014, 12:07 PM
He's in it... Not over it. :p

Kchrpm
March 12th, 2014, 12:19 PM
He's not in the square meter if you're considering 3D space. He's a 3D object, a Newton, on top of a 2D object.

thesameguy
March 12th, 2014, 12:27 PM
I didn't get #3 either. I feel it's a logic puzzle, but I don't know how.

21Kid
March 12th, 2014, 12:31 PM
Never mind Keith. :p

GreatScawt
March 12th, 2014, 12:47 PM
I didn't get #3 either. I feel it's a logic puzzle, but I don't know how.

I think it's the way the bartender asked the question. So logically, the third guy saying yes means he's decided for all of them?

21Kid
March 12th, 2014, 12:58 PM
I think it's the way the bartender asked the question. So logically, the third guy saying yes means he's decided for all of them?
Yeah, the first two can't "know" if they ALL want beer. So, only if they ALL said they wanted beer would it be true. But, the first two said "I don't know"... So, I don't know how the third actually knew that the first two wanted beer. :? #3 is assuming 1 & 2 are thinking yes, but can't confirm. :/

I don't like that one either.

Kchrpm
March 12th, 2014, 01:02 PM
He knew the first two wanted beer because they didn't say no.

If A doesn't want beer, he says No. If he does, he doesn't know if the other two want beer.

If B doesn't want beer, he says No. If he doesn't, he knows A does but he doesn't know if C wants beer.

Since neither A nor B were No, then C can say yes because he does want beer, and if either A or B did not want beer, they would have said No, rather than I don't know.

Crazed_Insanity
March 12th, 2014, 01:05 PM
Hmm, that actually made some sense. You are more intellectual and logical than me! :)

Rare White Ape
March 12th, 2014, 01:09 PM
Keith's got it. It's about incomplete data.

And what are they doing in a bar if they don't want a drink?

Kchrpm
March 12th, 2014, 01:10 PM
I've just used the IF, AND, and OR functions in Excel a lot.

Kchrpm
March 12th, 2014, 01:11 PM
And what are they doing in a bar if they don't want a drink?
Drunk fat chicks. Most likely to put out.

21Kid
March 12th, 2014, 01:28 PM
I suppose so... I thought "maybe" was undefined. So not yes or no.

But, yeah... that makes sense now.

George
March 12th, 2014, 01:38 PM
I've just used the IF, AND, and OR functions in Excel a lot.

I suggest that's not as lighthearted and comical as you may have intended. Excel forces one to be logical and correct.

If number #19 could be posted as a formula in Excel, I believe the result would be 12 loaves.

Kchrpm
March 12th, 2014, 01:51 PM
It was not intended as lighthearted and comical, just that it's why I understood that thing.

Rob
March 12th, 2014, 02:02 PM
but as Rob would point out, I'm not much of a logician anyway. :p

No, I'd say you were a dishonest, child-abusing cunt, but thanks for playing.

The359
March 12th, 2014, 02:05 PM
Can't you two just not mention each other?

Godson
March 12th, 2014, 03:41 PM
Can't you two just not mention each other?


:lol:


If only it were that easy.







Back on topic. Pavlov had me crying.

Crazed_Insanity
March 12th, 2014, 03:49 PM
Keith's got it. It's about incomplete data.

And what are they doing in a bar if they don't want a drink?
That's what tripped me up I think. It'd be kinda illogical for them to go to the bar and not wanting any drinks, right?

Drachen596
March 12th, 2014, 04:39 PM
I've gone out and not been drinking before. Sometimes I just want to be out with friends or family and not drink. Crazy right?

21Kid
March 12th, 2014, 04:50 PM
Unpossible!!!

MR2 Fan
March 12th, 2014, 05:14 PM
What do engineers use for birth control?


Their personalities

Rob
March 13th, 2014, 12:20 AM
Can't you two just not mention each other?

What?

Getting flashbacks of you and Lord S?

The359
March 13th, 2014, 01:41 AM
Me and Lord S? I recall there being a heated debate, but I don't recall it leaving whatever thread it may have been it, or jabs to try and draw whatever it was out. You'll have to refresh my memory of whatever that was, although it's a bit moot, as it doesn't really negate that you two are becoming annoying everywhere, and are really going out of your ways to not avoid inciting something.

Rob
March 13th, 2014, 04:03 AM
you two are becoming annoying everywhere

From practically anyone else, I'd take this seriously.

Kchrpm
March 13th, 2014, 04:04 AM
Ok. You two are becoming annoying everywhere.

Rob
March 13th, 2014, 04:07 AM
Go be passive-aggressive about it on Facebook then. Or cry to a Hooters waitress.

I'm sure you'll cope somehow.

Kchrpm
March 13th, 2014, 05:00 AM
0 for 2. Anyone else want to try?

Yw-slayer
March 13th, 2014, 05:10 AM
I agree with BRZ bruthah and Hooters-Corvette aficionado.

Crazed_Insanity
March 13th, 2014, 05:16 AM
I was ignoring Rob in the religious thread back in the previous forum, but I suppose I can just ignore him altogether.

Rob
March 13th, 2014, 05:19 AM
I was ignoring Rob in the religious thread back in the previous forum, but I suppose I can just ignore him altogether.

All those responses certainly constitute what you'd claim was ignoring somebody.

Conman
March 13th, 2014, 08:26 AM
4thd on the annoying bit. Keep it in one thread or just ignore each other completely. kthanksbye

thesameguy
March 13th, 2014, 09:00 AM
I was ignoring Rob in the religious thread back in the previous forum, but I suppose I can just ignore him altogether.

It's for the best. :D

Jason
March 13th, 2014, 09:47 AM
I demand funny shit on this page.

speedpimp
March 13th, 2014, 10:16 AM
You asked for it! You got it! Toy....funny shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FPJjIbC_8

thesameguy
March 13th, 2014, 10:42 AM
No joke, I need that. I have to go find one.

Crazed_Insanity
March 13th, 2014, 11:47 AM
Why don't they make that shit in more realistic colors?

Kchrpm
March 13th, 2014, 11:49 AM
That is some crazy shit.

Fogelhund
March 13th, 2014, 12:18 PM
Why don't they make that shit in more realistic colors?

Are you saying that isn't a realistic colour? Maybe I need to go see the doc?

George
March 13th, 2014, 12:36 PM
^ well played Fogey!

George
March 13th, 2014, 12:39 PM
I demand funny shit on this page.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8oq9sj-UKc

Rare White Ape
March 13th, 2014, 12:46 PM
4thd on the annoying bit. Keep it in one thread or just ignore each other completely. kthanksbye

To tell them to stop bickering is to hate freedom.

You don't hate freedom do you?

speedpimp
March 13th, 2014, 02:41 PM
He just hates it a little bit at a time, that way it takes less hate in the long run.

overpowered
March 13th, 2014, 03:18 PM
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1012137_10152044844184998_494938302_n.png

sandydandy
March 13th, 2014, 03:45 PM
you and Lord S?


Me and Lord S? Ahem, sandydandy, thank you.

Freude am Fahren
March 13th, 2014, 04:29 PM
http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

Rare White Ape
March 13th, 2014, 05:36 PM
http://s.mlkshk.com/r/6GNH

GB
March 13th, 2014, 06:38 PM
http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html

Godson
March 13th, 2014, 06:59 PM
http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

Best. Use. Of. Internet...EVER.

Phil_SS
March 13th, 2014, 07:01 PM
Agreed. Can't stand the vaccine truthers. Bunch of idiots.

FaultyMario
March 14th, 2014, 07:34 AM
http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html

Joke.In.Worst.Taste.Ever?

thesameguy
March 14th, 2014, 10:09 AM
Agreed. Can't stand the vaccine truthers. Bunch of idiots.

I find it funny now. Back when it was a real discussion I could see the merit in people not wanting to take action that even had a fraction of a percentage chance of giving their kids autism. I didn't buy into the notion, but I get the fear. Now that the doctor who did the study was discovered as a shill and a fraud, and the entire basis for the discussion has been invalidated, it's just humorous that anyone is still on that bandwagon. It would be like the second coming of Christ, and Jesus showing up and saying, "Yes, there is a God, but he's out there playing astral foosball and we wrote that book because it was a thing we were gonna do, but we're over it, get back to whatever it was you were doing, we're out" and people still going to church. Acting on made-up "facts" is one thing, but acting on made up facts that are admittedly made up is nothing short of insane.

LHutton
March 14th, 2014, 12:46 PM
http://s.mlkshk.com/r/6GNH
:lol:

overpowered
March 14th, 2014, 07:31 PM
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1554544_897836063579181_132408502_n.jpg

thesameguy
March 14th, 2014, 08:46 PM
Um, how you gonna know if it fits otherwise?

balki
March 14th, 2014, 09:24 PM
only the left-most one on the bottom shelf will, the regular-sized ones don't fit me

Reverend Jim
March 15th, 2014, 05:38 AM
354

Yeah, I only buy magnums for my monster dong too. Chicks dig that.

overpowered
March 15th, 2014, 10:38 AM
http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html
I'm confused. At the top it says the price is ₫1500000 which is about US$70.50. In the description it says US$15000000. That's quite a range.

LHutton
March 15th, 2014, 12:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UW7qmzr.gif

speedpimp
March 15th, 2014, 02:06 PM
I'm confused. At the top it says the price is ₫1500000 which is about US$70.50. In the description it says US$15000000. That's quite a range.

You but it in small pieces, that way its cheaper in the long run.

thesameguy
March 15th, 2014, 04:07 PM
YEAH!